Jokes in poor taste...
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- bliznutty0
Any proof that women were made to cook?
Well, they do have milk and eggs!
- georgesIII0
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford
"The materials we put into our stomach should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But... There is one thing that is the more dangerous to all us and most of us have had it, or will have it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake".
- Benja820
Knock knock
Oh granddads still alive
- trooperbill0
jus visit b3ta.com lol
- GeorgesII0
...I haven't seen that many cherries in one place since the Justin Bieber concert.
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- sine0
Why are wedding dresses traditionally white?
To match the kitchen appliances...
- bliznutty0
why did the musician get sent to prison?
for fingering a-minor
- GeorgesII0
FFS MAKE ME LAUGH!!
bump
- ********0
hahahahaha
- hoppa740
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing... They were both stuck up bitches.
- ********0
I was standing at the bar with this lChinese guy drinking next to me.I asked him, "Do you know martial arts like Kung Fu or Ju-Jitsu?"
He replied, "Why the fuck you ask me that, is it because I'm Chinese?"
I said, "No, it's because you're drinking my fucking pint, you twat!"
- potentially could be and should be posted in the racist thread, but hey you asked.********
- potentially could be and should be posted in the racist thread, but hey you asked.
- georgesIII0
Jeffrey Dahmer was a dry guy.
- elahon0
Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other tramp.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."
- elahon0
Mike and Bob had just finished the first nine holes in their round of golf, and it was obvious that Mike was having an awful day.
"Gee Mike, you're just not your old self today. What's the matter?" asked Bob.
Mike, looking pretty glum, said, "I think Connie's dead."
"My God! That's terrible," said Bob, "but you said you only THINK your wife is dead. Aren't you sure?"
"Well, I just don't know" responded Mike, "the sex is still the same, but the dishes have been piling up all week."
- ********0
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
- ********0
So there are two guys in their late seventies who are headed out to their deer hunting blinds in the woods. To get to their blinds, they cross a paved road, and walk into the timber about a quarter of a mile. They cross the road, and get on the trail. After a moment or two of walking, one guy turns to the other, and points to the road, saying, "Wow, would you look at that?" The second guy turns to see a very large funeral procession make it's way down the road that they had just crossed. The hearse creeps by slowly and solemly followed by a long line of flagged cars, and the second man slowly removes his hunting cap, he bows his head, and points his rifle toward the ground.
Seeing what his friend has done after noticing the funeral procession, the guy says, "Wow, that sure is respectful, you know. You stand there, and take off your cap, and spend a moment of your hunting time to honor the dead. Wow, that's really something for you to do. I'm impressed." And his friend looks up and says,
"It's the least I can do. I was married to her for 42 years!"
- georgesIII0
- ha ha, good one, never say never, we're talking about the USA. Anything can happen in this banana republic********
- ha ha, good one, never say never, we're talking about the USA. Anything can happen in this banana republic
- TOMMYxGUNN0
Q. How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?
A. He farts
