Jokes in poor taste...
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- 74LEO0
Knock! Knock!
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Who is the best jewish cook?
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Why do they boil water when a woman is giving birth?
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Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his dick. "I sure wish I could do that," said the one gay. To which the other replied, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first??"
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- liamh0
My gorgeous blond next-door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line....
I nearly shit her pants!- lol********
- Hahaha, now I have two jokes to tell!SteveZissou
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- lol
- GeorgesII0
My 3 year old daughter used to wear this little metal ring on her wrist all the time, but she died 4 months after her 3rd b-day.
I tried wearing the ring as a finger ring, but it was too big, I tried wearing it as a wrist-bracelet, but it was too small, I tried wearing it on a chain as a necklace, but I have a bad memory, and I kept taking it off and losing it.
Now, I just wear it as a cock-ring. I know it sounds gross, but think about it: your genitals are the most intimate part of you. It's not a sexual thing. It doesn't quite slide off when I'm flaccid, and when I'm erect, it keeps me harder a little longer, and makes me go soft slower, without cutting off circulation. It's the perfect fit.
The only downside is when I have to go through a metal detector. I have to go to the bathroom, take it off, and put it in my wallet.
Please don't judge me, I just love my daughter and her memory.
- holylowimpakt
- o_ORamanisky2
- well.. wasnt expecting that.
autoflavour - poor taste -- check
joke -- ...drgs - AwesomeAmbushstudio
- Cool story bro... :?goldieboy
- Ambushstudio0
Best I've seen lately...
- loool0
brother fucks a sister...
after a hot sex, she says: bro, you fuck better that dad!
he replies: yeah I know, mom also told me that!!!
- mg330
Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor.
The doctor asks, "Why do you have a big "Y" on your chest?"
She replys, "Well, my boyfriend went to Yale and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctor nods and continues on with the next patient. When he examines her he notices a big "H" on her chest.
Agian, the doctor asks, "How did you get a big "H" on your chest?" The woman replys "My husband went to Harvard and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweater."
The doctors just nods his head and continues on with the last patient. As he examines her he notices once again that this woman also has a letter on her chest. A large "M".
He says, "Dont tell me, your boyfriend went to Michigan?"
"NO" replys the patient "but my girlfriend went to Wisconsin"
- toodee0
What do you call a lesbian on top of a lesbian on top of a lesbian?
A block of flaps.
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Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw the gas bill.
- toodee0
How does Batman's mum call him in for tea?
- ...toodee
- She doesn't. She was murdered.toodee
- hahah thats fucked********
- hahahahaIogout
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- cannonball19780
Q: How do you titillate an ocelot?
A: Oscillate its tit lot.
- zing...utopian
- SplashyCymbal_Long32...mikotondria3
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- utopian0
Knock Knock
- Who'se the'ir ?mikotondria3
- FUCK
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SPAMMER!utopian - hardy the fuck har :)...mikotondria3
- :Dutopian
- "Mum says she not in".
Ever say that at the front door in the 70s ? Embarrassing.mikotondria3 - hahahaIogout
