Jokes in poor taste...
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- CygnusZero40
Elton john went to a tattooist 'I want a picture of a rollsroyce on my cock'.
The tattoist looks at him and says 'youd be better off with a LandRover, it wont get stuck in that shit'!
- 74LEO0
I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.
Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.
proor traste
- lollllCygnusZero4
- shouldnt was be ruz or something like that?CygnusZero4
- 74LEO0
just wrong
- 74LEO0
- wowdirtydesign
- i like itCygnusZero4
- ill take 1st place thank you!74LEO
- mekk0
when do you know your sister has her period?
if your father´s cock tastes like blood.
- Projectile0
Last week there wuz a massive blackout in our neighbourhood for five goddamn hours!
Eventually, though, pappy shot the bastard
- makes no sense.********
- aahahhahaahGeorgesII
- makes perfect sense.johnny_wobble
- there was a large black man "out" on the loose... get it?********
- a massive black outCygnusZero4
- makes no sense.
- BusterBoy0
Q; What's the name of the smallest pub in Ireland?
A: The Thalidomide Arms
- ********0
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses in the darkness.He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
'You want....... garlic chicken wif snow peas?
- bwbwhahahahaCALLES
- nice one
Lustwaffe - hahaha ...a little frappuccino just came out of my nose.VectorMasked
- "berry flighten"
wowmonospaced - oh sweet lolsduhsign
- Filed this under AWESOME in my mind.mg33
- major lolz.********
- bliznutty0
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Cool, where'd you get that?". Parrot replies, "Africa!"
- elahon0
A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
- oddslob0
Wanna thank u all for so many LOLs I sat here with my girl for like a half hour reading the best ones laffing so hard we cried. Skipped anything with the word baby or priest in it tho ;)
- liamh0
I met a beautiful girl the other day whilst walking by the lake. There was a spark between us and she fell at my feet. As we lay there together making love i thought to myself... These tazers are well worth the money.
- Hmmm I didnt lol at this, maybe bc it was a little predictable, but I still found it amusing.CygnusZero4
- WhiteFace0
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,
Polly put the kettle on,Polly has Alzheimer's.
- SteveZissou0
We had a guy freelance with us for a couple of weeks, this is the joke he hit us with on the second day:
Q: You know what the number one cause of paedophilia is in th UK?
A: Sexy kids
- goldieboy0
Amy Winehouse is dead.
Unfortunately, her parents can't keep her ashes as it would be possession of a class A drug!To soon?
- one day latedrgs
- HAHAHAHAHAHA Drgs you funny fucker.Horp
- Hehe, not bad. At least we're getting some laughs out of this useless dead cunt.CygnusZero4
- Projectile0
How did they confirm that Amy Winehouse was really dead?
They drew a chalk outline around her and whispered something about it being coke. When she didn't move...
- Projectile0
Amy Winehouse's parents had fairlyold school way of bringing her up
Whenever she was haughty, they'd give her a little smack
