Jokes in poor taste...
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- jasonabc0
What do they mean with a recession in japan?
Almost everybody there has a boat in the driveway and a car in the attic.
- BusterBoy0
Just bought a new Toyota at a great discount. Its only done 15 nautical miles.
- dasohr0
ever see stevie wonder's wife?
neither has he ...
- GeorgesII0
too soon?
- Nope! Hhaha!elahon
- wowmonospaced
- Ha! That's messed up... but funny =)turnerworks
- i laughed sorry...k_temp
- BusterBoy0
Kate Middleton asks the Queen for advice on a long and happy marriage.
The Queen replied "wear a fuckng seat belt".
- cannonball19780
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
To watch it's expression.
Why do you put it in head first?
To watch it's feet ball up into little fists.
- cannonball19780
What's rock hard, 12 inches long with a purple head and makes a woman scream all night long?
Crib death.
- Projectile0
What do Maddie and Bin Laden have in common?
(if u don't know who maddie is, look it up)they both got their back door smashed in before being dumped in the ocean
- wow********
- its mehdi
Lustwaffe - No, it's not. Maddie McCann********
- wow
- elahon0
Q. Why were there over 300,000 battered women in the US in 2010?
A. Because they wouldn't fuckin' listen.
- Projectile0
I was at my bank yesterday; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says in disgust, "Fluc you white people too".
- 'loedThelonious_Funk
- lol********
- Haha!boobs
- u have to say it out loud for the proper giggles
duhsign - HAHAHAHAjanne76
- loool0
Rapists get all the girls
- Projectile0
How can you tell if a mechanic just had sex?
He has a clean finger
- CygnusZero40
A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy are walking through the desert, and they come across a lamp. They rub the lamp, and a genie comes out. He'll give 'em each a wish.
Black guy goes first. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Africa. Genie does it.
Mexican guy goes second. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Mexico. Genie does it.
White guy's turn. "So all the niggers and spics are out of the country?" he asks. "Yeah," says the genie. The white guy says, "Well, I guess I'll have a Coke."
- CygnusZero40
Q-- What's the best thing about fucking 26 year olds?
A-- There's 20 of them.
- CygnusZero40
And people are complaining about the cold over here.
In John Travoltas house it's -1.- ouch!74LEO
- Yeah making fun of a real persons dead child is about as bad as it gets I think.CygnusZero4
