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- CALLES0
every now and then i walk my boss and slap him in the ass saying "Great team Work" and walk away. while he talks to people
but then again he comes in and farts in my room
- epigraph0
what's grosser than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
one dead baby in 10 garbage cans.
- Projectile0
i am so sick of heating about the royal wedding!! i am thinking about releasing maddy just to shut the fuckers up!
- Projectile0
For Sale: 1 'welcome home safe and sound' banner. Contact: New Zealand Coal Board.
- vonheart0
Whats more fun than watching a baby swing around on a clothsline?
Stopping it with a baseball bat.
- vonheart0
Whats blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
- vonheart0
So one of my mates starting fucking twins recently, and one day I asked him 'How do you tell them apart when your fucking them?'
My mate replied: 'Well, Mary has a tattoo of a love heart just above her left breast, and Steve has a dick'.
- vonheart0
What's the hardest part about putting a vegetable in the microwave?
Fitting in the wheelchair.
- BusterBoy0
Why couldn't the baby turn around in the corridor?
Because it had a javelin through its head.
- vindak0
Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an oyster shucker with epilepsy?
One shucks between fits, the other...
- vindak0
Whats the difference between a high-class trapeze act and a nice brothel?
One is a cunning array of stunts, the other...
- vindak0
Difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy
- vindak0
What do you call an Indian Lesbian?
Mingeater
- elahon0
The news said in the cold wether we should make sure our neighbours are ok.
My 87 year old neighbour hasn't checked on me once and the lazy bitch hasn't even taken her milk in for two weeks.
- elahon0
Dad is sat at home watching TV, when his 9 year daughter comes home from school. He looks up and she is in tears. Her school blouse is ripped open and her skirt is hitched up and dishevelled.
"What the fuck happened?" He demands
"Well" she replied in tearful sobs and almost hysterical, "I was walking home from school and I took the shortcut through the back lanes"
"AND? AND?" screams Dad trying to get more info
Sob Sob said the little girl "Some man dragged me into the bushes and tore at my blouse"
"OMG, What happened?" asks dad
sob sob cried the poor little girl "He then put his hand up my skirt"
"NO!" shouts Dad "Then?"
Crying through heavy sobs she replies "I cant remember, I blacked out"
"WELL MAKE IT UP, MAKE IT UP!!!" shouts dad as he starts wanking.
- vindak0
Did you hear about the thalidomide pornstar?
He had arms like a baby holding an apple
- vindak0
Little Jonny is walking down the road, an old man pulls up in his car. He stops winds down the window and says, "hey young fella, I'll give you a candy if you come in my car"
Jonny replies, "give me the whole fuckin bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
- vindak0
The diff between a microwave and an arsehole?
A microwave doesn't brown the meatDiff between a fridge and an arsehole?
Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out
- ********0
What's blue and never fits properly?
ANS: A dead epileptic.
- ********0
Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?
A: God gave him his gas bill.Why would Hitler be in heaven? Damn, that joke is anti-semetic as fuck!