Jokes in poor taste...
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- BusterBoy0
In 1872 the New Zealanders invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.
In 1873 Australians somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.
- Raniator0
Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A. Christopher Walken
- JacoPoortvliet0
Two black guys are waiting for the bus.
They both really have to take a big dump but the bus is almost arriving so they decide to do it at the busstop. After 5 minutes the bus arrives. They get in and ask the bus driver how much for a ticket to the next stop? The driver replies: 2,50 for you and 1,50 for the 2 children but they can't smoke inside the bus.- dude...riskunlogic
- Oh my god Im dyyinnnnnggggg, Hahahahahaminigreek
- mosko0
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend ? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and commit my life to her sister.I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me."I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes & threw them
down the stairs at me.I stood there for a moment,then turned & went straight to the front
door.I opened the door & stepped out of the house & walked straight
toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for
our daughter.
"Welcome to the family!"The moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.
- cannonball19780
what's a foot long with a purple head and makes a woman scream all night long?
Crib death
- zshed0
how do you make a woman scream for a hour after sex?
wipe your nob on the curtains.
- shellie0
This guy is my favorite right now. Just saw him on Monday.
- <- the impression of a guy who's about to take a girl home but blows it by saying something racist.shellie
- -1antagonista
- dasohr0
Two cannibals eating a clown.
Says one to the other:
"This taste funny to you?"
- dasohr0
Ever see Stevie Wonder's house?
Neither has he...
- Whats the fastest thing on land?mikotondria3
- Stevie Wonder's speedboat.mikotondria3
- lol********
- bliznutty0
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing.. you already told her twice
- capn_ron0
^ very poor taste in a joke
- elahon0
Q: How do you know if your girlfriend's too young for you?
A: You have to make aeroplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.
- elahon0
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese.
- nb0
This thread sucks.
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- at least this is a joke. a pretty good one too.capn_ron
- someone is religious or conservative, one or the otherCygnusZero4
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- elahon0
Please phrase your post in the form of a joke.
- briareos0
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
A: i don't cum on my pizza before i eat it
- oh, wow. i am sure the FBI will be tracking your IP address for that one.capn_ron
- wow.bigtrick
- hahahascarabin
- one of the worst things I've ever heard in my life. Well done.mikotondria3
- and we have a winner folks!
bliznutty
- meffid0
My girlfriend me asked me the other day if I piss in the shower.
I told her on occasion I had, she replied "that's DISGUSTING!"
I replied "Well these things happen sometimes when you're taking a shit..."
