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Two sperms are having a race. One sperm says, "Fuck me all this swimming is knackering me, how long till we reach the womb?" The second sperm says, "Fucking long way to go yet mate - we've only just gone past her tonsils!"
- Miguex0
Why does Stevie Wonder laughs when he is singing?
A>>>>>>- >>>>>>Miguex
- Cause he doesn't know he is blackMiguex
- I loled, reminded me of Dave Chapelle skit with the black kkkgeorgesIII
- toodee0
How do you get a gay man to shag a woman?
Shit in an a cunt.
- It's the way you tell 'em!comicsans
- hhaha @ comicsanskingsteven
- d_rek0
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
'Cause that's where I threw it.How many dead babys does it take to paint a house red?
A lot.How many dead babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Depends on how high you need to pile them.
- aanderton0
How many delete me posts does it take to get your account deleted...
Just one...
(Thanks to ckentish for this one)
- elahon0
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
He gets a hard-on when you fuck him in the ass.
- elahon0
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...
The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."
"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"
"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
- ? ....that just sounds disturbed. you should maybe talk to a friend.********
- ? ....that just sounds disturbed. you should maybe talk to a friend.
- elahon0
A father is in the bath with his three year-old son.
Child: Daddy, why is my willy different than yours?
Father: Well son, yours isn't erect- what city do you live in so I can never take my kid there.zenmasterfoo
- elahon0
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves after his house burns down
- elahon0
What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
- elahon1
How do you make 4 year old cry twice?
After you pull it out, wipe it off on their teddy bear.
- jesus fucking christ!!!!!!Projectile
- W.O.W.Bargels
- Bahahahahahahahahahaminigreek
- elahon0
A little black kid was playing in the kitchen and poured flour all over himself. He walked up to his mom and said, "look, Momma, I'm a white boy." She spanked his ass and told him to go show his father what he had done.
So, the little boy walks up to his dad and says, "look, Daddy, I'm a white boy." The dad spanked his ass and told him to go show his grandfather what he had done.
So, the little boy walks up too his grandfather and says,"look, Pappy, I'm a white boy." His grandfather spanked his ass and told him to go to his room to think about what he had done.
After a few minutes the grandfather walked into the little boys room and asked if he'd had enough time to think about what had happened. The boy looked up at him and said, "I sure have, Pappy. I've been white for 20 minutes and I already hate three niggers"
- aanderton0
What's the difference between a Christian blow up doll and a Muslim blow up doll.
The Muslim one blows itself up.
(Sorry to bump but this just couldn't go in the joke of the day thread)
- Projectile0
What's the worst part of raping a baby?
- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...Projectile
- getting the blood off your clown suitProjectile
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