Jokes in poor taste...
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- meffid0
Bump ^ Look at my joke.
- bigtrick0
i just made this up; i think it's funny:
a blonde, a jew, a pole, a midget, a black dude, a mexican and a midget walk into a bar.
bartender looks up, and says
"what, is this supposed to be some sort of joke?"
then the bartender sticks a cock up yer mum's arse.
- georgesIII0
Pourquoi Osama gagne toujour le marathon de New York???
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Parce qu'il a deux tours d'avance.
- elahon0
A little boy is playing with his train. His mother overhears him say "All you bastards getting off can fuck off. All you bastards getting on better fucking hurry up!"
So his mom sends him to his room for two hours until he learns to be nice.
When he starts playing again two hours later, his mom hears him say "Those disembarking please mind the step and have a nice day, those boarding please enjoy your journey, and those upset at the two hour delay, blame that fat cunt in the kitchen!"- lolAmicus
- Beautiful!boobs
- as good as it gets reallyCygnusZero4
- yesssssssduhsign
- Ramanisky20
The Recession is Over
- transmission0
So, a baby seal walks into a club.
- mrghost0
Yo mama so fat, if she moved past a black hole at high velocity, it'd create a closed time-like curve.
- scarabin0
yo mama so nasty she did the splits and stuck to the floor
- elahon0
I was asked to run a marathon once, but I said no chance, theres no way I could win.
Then I was told that it was for spastic, retards and blinds, so I thought "Fuck it! I could win that!"
- elahon0
Your mama's so fat, her passport photo says "continued on page 2"
- elahon0
Q - Did you know Princess Di had dandruff?
A - They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment
- First heard this as Christa McCauliff (sp?) jokeCygnusZero4
- elahon0
A priest was driving along one day and he saw a young boy sitting by the road crying. The priest stopped and walked over to the little boy.
"Whats the matter?" The priest asked.
The little boy replied "My mother, my father, brother and sister went over the cliff in the car and went boom."
The priest looked over the edge and saw the magled bodies and the car wreck. As the priest looked away, he smiled. He looked down at the boy and unzipped his fly and said "Son, this just isn't your day."
- vonheart0
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Nachos.
- You paint a picture with wordstoodee
- aaaargh!!!! what the fuck dude!!! hahahaProjectile
- nice :-)Sandman_1982
- vonheart0
Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of watermelons?
You can't unload a truck full of watermelons with a pitchfork.
- hilchev0
Steve Wonder went in to a china shop and started smashing everything with his cane. The shop manager asked him WTF do you want to buy something?
SW: No, I am just browsing.
- hilchev0
A man and a woman in the hospital. The woman just gave birth and the doctor grabbed the baby's leg and started smashing it on the wall. The husband asked: WTF? The doctor: just joking, the baby was stillborn.
- elahon0
Q: Why do black people always have headaches?
A: Because they're too proud to pick the cotton out of the aspirin bottle.
- aanderton0
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
- elahon0
Reminds me of:
Helen Keller went to town , riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in her hat and called it MMLLARRRGHH!
- Projectile0
I wonder if Jade Goody will be babysitting for Lily Allen this xmas?