Jokes in poor taste...
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- JOSF0
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- GeorgesIV0
yep, I got the worst taste in jokes ever
- BusterBoy0
I was at Daves' gym the other day and the girls wrestling class was on. I was talking to one of the instructors as this one girl was getting smashed by her sparring partner, the trainer says to me "she's not very good at wrestling, but you should see her box!"
After we'd finish having a look at the girls box, I went to the other room in the gym where they were doing weight lifting. I was watching one girl really struggle with the clean and jerk, her trainer comes over and says she may not be that good at the cleans and jerk, but you should see her snatch.
- scarabin0
what do you say to a woman with no arms or legs?
"nice tits, bitch"
- elahon0
^ reminds me of...
Why are there more than 600,000 battered women in the US every year?
Because they just won't fucking listen.
- PonyBoy0
what's the difference between your wife and a washing machine?
the washing machine doesn't complain when I dump my dirty load in it
- elahon0
How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.
- elahon0
A mother is sitting in the garden with her three daughters.
“Mummy,” the first daughter asks. “Why am I called Rose?”
“Because when you were born a rose petal fell from that bush and landed on your forehead.”
“Mummy,” asked the second daughter. “Why am I called Tulip?”
“Because when you were born a tulip petal fell from over there and landed on your forehead.”
The third daughter moaned: “Mnanmammmammnaamammangh!”
“Be quiet Fridge,” said the mother.- Havent heard that one in years!mugwart
- I almost choked on my lunch.********
- elahon0
I’m at a bar and pickup a drunk chick.
We go back to my place to fool around.
As I’m eating her out I feel something in my
mouth, I stop and pull out a pea. I think nothing
of it and go back to eating her snatch. A few seconds
later I feel something else in my mouth, I pull out
a piece of potato. I think to myself that’s strange
but go back to eating her out. A minute later
I feel something else in my mouth, I stop and pull
out a chunk of meat. I say to the girl, “That’s it! What
are you sick???” She says “No but the guy before you
was!”- Ohhh...THIS joke...Thanks for the reminder, ela, LOLAkagiyama
- ...I say "Oh, I think I'm going to throw up", and she says "...yeh, that's what the last guy said, too."mikotondria3
- GeorgesIV1
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, 'Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?' And she responds, 'no nigga, it's because you're nineteen!'
- LOLBusterBoy
lololmoldero- LOL dats waciss********
- He he he he heriskunlogic
- BusterBoy0
Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother. "Frank Brown showed me his willy today!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut".
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small was it?"
Sally replied, "No... salty!"
