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- YakuZoku2
This racoon wtf
- jagara7
Avocados when they look like this
- ...aand on top, it tastes like dish soap. I had to throw away the toast, inedible. Never happened before. Avocados are infuriatingly unpredictable.jagara
- Always a coin flip when you start cutting it in half. So many thrown away into the can. Well deserved punches.Ramanisky2
- And that's why you always check the nipple. If it's not there, that's an avocado that has already been accidentally vented in transit.garbage
- Either find one with a good palm feel and a nipple, or buy a hard one and snap the nip when you get home, it will be ready in the morning.garbage
- And that's my unintentionally dirty post of the day.garbage
- ^lolrzu-rzu
- More avocado advice plsnb
- SFW advice there garbageRamanisky2
- shit... i think i forgot an avocado in the cabinetpango
- Sometimes there's more flesh inside of the pit, but that's rare. The pit is actually good for you, but it's not worth doing yourself:garbage
- https://www.ncbi.nlm…garbage
- And American desire for avocados is now a cartel thing. CJNG is even getting on it, so that's something to consider.garbage
- I find Kiwi fruit similarly unpredictable. Some taste great, some sour as fuck, some solid as fuckmicrokorg
- Kiwi tips: Smell before you squeeze. The fuzzier the better. If it already smells sweet in the stand, that shit is too ripe.garbage
- Again, as I was typing that I was like "this sounds too dirty", but I just let it fly anyway.garbage
- Wtf, avocados are too expensive to pull this shitgrafician
- lol garbagefuturefood
- There is never flesh in the pit. They aren’t that expensive.monospaced
- Price has gone down since 2022. Cus they were importing too manypango
- Price is relatively consistent over the last decade at least where I am. Changes seasonally of course. My hometown grows a ton of them, and we had 20 trees toomonospaced
- @mono You absolutely can find flesh in the pit. It's rare and not worth it. I was talking more about the nutrient value of the pit itself.garbage
- no, you cannot find flesh in the pitmonospaced
- You should not eat the pit. It’s not a good source of anything. That’s not a thing. Punches for whom ever started that retarded rumor.monospaced
- The avocado commission says they don’t recommend it and say the pit is not meant for human digestion. In fact they suggest that it may be harmful.monospaced
- It's like you didn't read me saying "it's rare and not worth it". We'll add to that I meant mechanically processing the actual pit.garbage
- But again, you're an adult who still uses "retarded" improperly. I think I'll get my advice elsewhere.garbage
- NBQ00-7
Ridley Scott.
Napoleon never shot at the pyramids in Egypt. I guess such a big, acclaimed director has become very lazy when it comes to historical accuracies.
Ridley Scott tells history buffs criticising Napoleon to ‘get a life’: https://www.independent.co.uk/ar…
- grafician-4
All these Spotify listening posts all over social media
- Real men listen to Apple Musicgrafician
- This guy
https://www.linkedin…grafician - Chaos
https://www.itsnicet…grafician - Compared to '90s MTV idents, these look weak af every yeargrafician
- i_monk3
People who think random two- and three-letter words must really be secret acronyms, so "ad" becomes "AD" and "Mac" becomes "MAC" all the fucking time.
- ATFTpalimpsest
- < Yes. This.Continuity
- fr fr********
- iOS fucks this up a lot and a many people don’t care to correct the autocorrectnb
- Acronyms deserve punches in general.CyBrainX
- ADPiGpalimpsest
- This predates autocorrect and iOS.i_monk
- Nairn3
Adobe suddenly forgetting my password when I *really quickly* need to open a file from a client and need to rush out to do something.
Why on Earth does it even forget? What's the point on one of the two machines I only ever use it on, in the same place? Grr.
- Ramanisky21
The Flashlight Shake Yo Arse Trend on TIkTok
- doggydoggdog0
- I bet those Uggs will keep my frozen old man feet warm.Ramanisky2
- lol @ erewhon shirtfuturefood
- NBQ00-4
"Outbox"
Why would you put my Mail in "escrow" for an hour or so until sending it out? What's the point of "Outbox". My internet connection is working, other mail services are working so why is the mail sometimes going into "Outbox"?
- jagara11
Hard, well-trained MMA-champion punches for this:
● I exit my apartment using the back door.
● I walk down the stairs. Uh oh. There is a strong smell.
● On the landing between two floors, there is a fresh-looking puddle of diarrhea. I'd say 15inches / 40cm in circumference. Some bits of corn in there (really). It's been dripping down the first stair too. I assume it's dog diarrhea, as it's not a neighborhood where homeless people frequent our locked back entrance.
● I decide to find the culprit, meaning the owner. The dog is innocent.
● I live on the top floor, with 4 apartments. I assume no one walks UP THE STAIRS WITH THEIR DOG, leaving a puddle of shit, and then back down. It must be a top floor resident. I don't have a dog, neither does my neighbor. Behind entrance number 3 there is a young woman, who I assume wouldn't have a big dog capable of producing shit puddles this size. I deduce it's door number 4, because I'm totally Sherlock Holmes.
● I go down to the front entrance, call the apartments intercom. Some dude answers.
Me: (sounding cheerful) "Hi! Do you have a dog?"
Him: (awkward pause) "Uh, Yes?"
Me: "Did your dog shit all over the back stairs?"
Him: (awkward pause) "Uhhhhh... no. But, um, I can go remove it, if you want me to."
Me: (sounding cheerful) "Aw, you'd do that? That'd be nice!"● I love that he denies it, and "offers" to clean it up anyway.
● Fucking douchebag asshole. He did clean the stairs, though.
- Win of the day post.********
- punches pulled for the clean up?hans_glib
- Just one punch, then.jagara
- Are you sure it wasn't the dogs owner?Akagiyama
- that sounds like a perfectly reasonable British conversation.maikel
- The sun never shits on the British Empire.CyBrainX
- @maikel hehe - Copenhagen, Denmark. Maybe we Danes are similarly conflict averse. I actually tried fucking with him with the cheerful tone :)jagara
- i enjoyed this postHAL9001
- post of the day indeedmaquito
- Use of bullets is on purposemisterhow
- Perhaps he wasn’t lying. Dogs do not usually eat corn.monNom
- The dog:
https://i1.sndcdn.co…sted - Now you have a buddy in the house who cleans up dogshit, I would ask first if this was the first time, or it is a habit of his.sted
- Whatever the answer, the conversation should end with you making sure he understands thatnext time there is dogshit in or around the house you know who to call.sted
- Just to make sure shit on the stairs tomorrow. If he still cleans it up it wasn't his dog.palimpsest
- Win of the day post.
- Ramanisky22
Elmo Mush and his shit app
My timeline has been populated by 100’s of troll/bot accts pushing the same products ...
Block Block Block ...
& they still keep popping up like a virus.
- I noticed that pattern too. Fuckin drop shipping crapnbq
- I see nothing wrong here. Seems to be operating perfectly in line with the plan.monospaced
- Honestly, twitter is dead. Also, never look at the comments... its a dumpster of hate and rightists whinnersHAL9001
- Oh let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Dead and mostly dead are not the same.monospaced
- grafician0
- Wild. Seems it's still in Alpha version for some users. Had it OFF by default, but others in the comments said it was ON.
Data mining should be made illegal...grafician - https://help.dropbox…grafician
- "At this time, we’re partnered with one third-party AI partner, OpenAI"grafician
- "Your files are sent to a third-party AI only when you chose to interact with AI powered features. For example, when you ask a question about a file."kingsteven
- lol, people freaking out when they realize the data they input is used to generate output, as if they didn’t consent. Those morons deserve punches for sure.monospaced
- Imagine pretending Dropbox would limit the use to this alpha test.i_monk
- Wild. Seems it's still in Alpha version for some users. Had it OFF by default, but others in the comments said it was ON.
- NBQ00-12
- why do you want to punch girls who just want to have fun? :)rzu-rzu
- ya old geezerYakuZoku
- Since when do you all like this tiktok dance cringe crap?NBQ00
- https://media.giphy.…YakuZoku
- Damn NB, this got a lot of downvotes lolHijoDMaite
- NBQ00-7
That one coworker that's s staying late at the office a lot because he's too slow to finish up his stuff faster and more efficiently. And then some other folks think he's late in the office all the time because he has more on his plate than the rest of us and that we're not being team players.
- posting a lot on this thread says somethingYakuZoku
- smoke some weed or somethingYakuZoku
- you're only complaining because it's a guy and you can't creep on them.face_melter
- https://giphy.com/gi…YakuZoku
- Ramanisky23
To who ever told this JoeBob that this was a good idea ... and punches to him for going thru with it.
- Ramanisky21
- Also
https://i.ibb.co/CsD…Ramanisky2 - "ya old geezer"
https://www.qbn.com/…NBQ00 - True datRamanisky2
- I'm not seeing anything I don't like here except for what might be lime green crocs.CyBrainX
- MUST
NOT
FAPutopian - The only thing I wanna punch here is the clown.
(ref: https://www.qbn.com/…)Continuity - loser shitcannonball1978
- Old dude in back is getting quite the show.Ramanisky2
- I'm the main characterplash
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- CyBrainX5
Just got this email from Amazon.
- Capitalismutopian
- I just heard this on the news this morning. Can't decide to pay the extra 2.99 or call and try and cancel to get a better deal.fooler
- $174.88 annuallyimbecile
- Cancel Primeinstrmntl
- Can't cancel Prime, all my 60s Batman episodes come with it.CyBrainX
- I'm definitely cancelling. I got this and an "we're sorry, but your package is running late".garbage
- The only reason I have Prime is because in Seattle you can expect 4 hour delivery, their record for me was 3 hours.garbage
- Most old & current TV shows are on torrents why pay for anything?Gardener
- yeah, why pay if you can just steal and support illegal stealing platforms? Jesus Christ dudemonospaced
- Just to be clear, did you just go full-on "You wouldn't steal a car"?garbage
- bainbridge3
I went to a New Year's parade yesterday and the amount of people walking around with and watching it through their phone screens was mind boggling. People walking around with selfie sticks, recording was weird.
People are not selective and take selfies in front of the most random things.
- People are so removed from an authentic experience. It’s wild. They don’t need punches, more like a slap on the face to wake them upnb
- Millions of people working months to buy a trip to a famous place they saw on their phone, only to look at it through their phone’s camera.nb
- a cancerous blight on the world, polluting places they have no interest in, bar their ig /tt feed.hans_glib