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Selling a phone on eBay and some daft twit emails and asks when the phone was released. I reply saying "surely you can google that..."
To which they reply... "sorry I'm extremely tired and cannot Google it right now"
Haha
- i_monk2
Why the fuck would I need the colour theme picker to be the default eyedropper? Who is sampling colours from a photo/layout so frequently they need this to be the default?
- They probably put it there so you're aware it exists. I wasn't until this post. What's it do differently?dopepope
- I have all these superfluous cunts...
http://i.imgur.com/X…******** - < thiscbass99
- set, he is talking about Illustratoruan
- mg331
Punches for people who constantly fish for compliments.
Attn sir: If I felt that the artwork that you created - as a self-admitted non-designer, was worth complimenting, I'd do so. But I don't need you to tag me in every low-res album artwork mockup you made with incredibly low quality iPhone phones that you post on Facebook, or to send me private messages like "not bad for someone with no graphic design experience huh!"
If I liked what you created, I would tell you. If I knew I would be honest and you wouldn't flip out, I'd tell you how it could be better.
- bainbridge3
People who are always negative or complainers.
They don't realize they're miserable and it affects my mood.
- scarabin3
girls who post about their boyfriends constantly.
this one chick on my feed stopped a load of dishes, opened the dishwasher, took a photo and uploaded it to facebook just so she could point out how "amazing" her boyfriend is for doing such a painfully simple task.
is he retarded or something? why is this "amazing"?
it's insulting to our entire gender in addition to being asinine and uninteresting
- Probably a type of dude who calls his girl "babe" and she probably talks in a baby voice, but they are happy, so who cares.bainbridge
- More punches for her using insta like that and thinking people actually care.bainbridge
- dont be jealous...yurimon
- oh please yuri, i haven't been single since elementary schoolscarabin
- that could be a good thing or not depending on the reason.yurimon
- the reason is i have no shortage of wonderful women in my life. i just don't post about it endlessly on FBscarabin
- (or patronize them for doing simple things)scarabin
- A family member of mine does this all the time about her husband. Constantly exalting him on FB for tasks most people would consider menial...mg33
- Or things people are just expected to do with little fanfare. She'll turn him making breakfast for her into Moses parting the ocean.mg33
- It's very emasculating when you think about it.mg33
- DemaculenizedHayoth
- DemasculinizedHayoth
- How come these chicks never post about how amazing the sex was if they're so easily impressed?bainbridge
- That's the calibur of people who use instagram and facebook. Attention whore shenanigans********
- What does Excalibur have anything to do with it?********
- write it as a comment to her facebook post, then we'll talkdrgs
- nah, just unfollowed herscarabin
- ********1
Women with a lot of makeup.
Your fake eyelashes look weird and that makeup caked on your face makes your skin look gross and is probably making you breakout.
From far away all that eyeshadow might make you look more exotic, but up close it looks tacky.
- They are hiding Adams apples under all that caked on garbage********
- They are hiding Adams apples under all that caked on garbage
- bainbridge2
Art that looks like it's made out of trash placed together without any effort.
- yours for a mere $500,000scarabin
- Too clever by half. Pseudo intellectual rubbish.BusterBoy
- https://artinthemovi…nb
- mg330
People in practically unknown, suburban-based rock bands who not only write in third-person on their Facebook pages, but use language that even the biggest, most popular bands in the world wouldn't use.
"Premiered the artwork for their advance single from their forthcoming album last week."
It's written by one guy who took the time to refer to himself as "designed by the band's singer, songwriter, guitarist, and frontman." Who calls themselves a frontman?
- "Hey, come to my show. I'll put you on the guest list. Bring some girls."chukkaphob
- chukkaphob5
Ads on YouTube that have no Skip Ad button and last 2+ min
- stoplying-1
People who start all of their sentences with "So..."
People who order food like "I'm gonna do the burger..."
- SteveJobs7
articles that are not dated.
- SteveJobs-1
any use of the word juxtapose
fun fact: the word juxtapose was created as a honeypot to bring attention to those that rightfully deserve contempt and loathing.
- i like the word -- although I can't remember the last time I used it.Gnash
- https://www.youtube.…Fax_Benson
- sarahfailin-1
'Tween Bromance'
Mouseover: "Verbiage. Va-jay-jay. Irregardless."
- ********0
I feel like I see someone with this haircut every single day.
- its all 1994 againBennn
- brony failWeyland
- dude on the right looks like he did it himselfscarabin
- http://www.thehumanm…utopian
- face_melter2
Lady Gaga and the fucking tuneless Las Vegas abortion she called a Bowie tribute.
- monospaced1
People who don't pull over when there's an emergency vehicle behind them with sirens blaring and lights flashing.
- Where are they supposed to pull over?iCanHazQBN
- That bugs me too but to be fair there's not much to do for the people in this pic.VectorMasked
- This pic was just a random one I found. Punches for someone if they can move over.monospaced
- lol random anger.yurimon
- it's not random, it's absolutely justifiedmonospaced
- BusterBoy2
- Who dis simple bitch?Ramanisky2
- Andy recktum?moldero
- CordenBusterBoy
- Simple JackDillinger
- Bennn-3
Punches for this generic hipster who think he's cool but has 0,001% originality and looks like 6,983,928 other hipsters in America. Fashion victim and materialist poor soul.
- All you have to do is imagine them without the beard and they look like complete dorks https://www.instagra…iCanHazQBN
- It's so contrived. I literally cringed.iCanHazQBN
- geezuz man! that instagram is over the top..! He LOVE himself so much.... This is all so empty. Poor guy.Bennn
- Andrew Weatherall is the OG.
https://www.youtube.…_me_ - "Every man should always have a good knife at the ready". For fuck's sake. This is 2016, not the Great Frontier - we have shops an' shit now, it's cool man.face_melter
- He looks more like a junkie than anything else.********
- Ok saw his instagram and he is awful. Kim K has met her match for most self obsessed person.********
- I don't understand why it bothers you all so much********
- Take away his beard, his tattoos and his world would crumblelambsy
- Hipster Beards - Helping ugly guys get chicks since 2004microkorg
- why you giving him more attention??pango
- "I'm being oppressed"********
- set, because i like hating. it feeds me. ;) no seriously, just observation. dont bother me that much, i stop thinking about it as soon as i look away. dont worrBennn
- its just funny because those dudes thinks they are very cool and original but there's milions of generic clones like them. its like a joke.Bennn
- That website bothered you a month ago and you're still visiting it and posting about it here? You need to check yourself.
http://www.qbn.com/r…******** - yeah i'm receiving their newsletter. i should cancel that.Bennn
- Yes, that could help.
Or don't even open it.
Sending good vibes your way.******** - Ben there's also a million dudes exactly like you on the internet bitching about people like him. I know which one is worse********
- people like to hate stuff. its normal. i'm pretty sure you like to hate stuff too set :)Bennn
- At least the hipster does his thing. He doesn't smile a lot in his pictures, but I bet he lives a life he likes.
envy much Benn?uan - Everybody hates something but not everybody subscribes to a newsletter of that something he hates and comes post about it everytime he gets an update.********
- lolBennn
- I like to dislike stuff with humour. Thats pretty much how I cope in this world. Take the piss, make a joke. Hating stuff without humour is pointless...********
- i hate him with lots of humour, dont worry :)Bennn
- I wasn't********
- http://vignette1.wik…wagshaft
