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- ********5
The helmet I've just had a meeting with that kept referring to his product as his "prod".
Stop it.
It saves one nano-second and makes you sound like one giga-cunt.
- was he american?pressplay
- was it a cattle prod?sarahfailin
- FunnyHayoth
- Did he have helmet breath?utopian
- totes.********
- LOL set!kona
- MrT1
Every single individual involved in Australian Roads and Maritime and whatever the fuck else they might be called and claim to be responsible for.
Renewing a car registration while living interstate is convoluted, expensive and fucking retarded. And since it's not standard Australia-wide (WHY THE FUCK NOT?), each state is zero help because it's the other's issue.
- How many states are there in Australia?garbage
- just another way to scrape-up Gov. revenue... politicians are the same everywhere you go... take take take w/out much return to the individual :/PonyBoy
- Funny how every state and copper knows you're registration has expired, but fuck you if you want to update it when you live in the wrong jurisdiction. Cunts.MrT
- Makes me go all set.MrT
- 6 States. 2 Territories. Rego is almost $800 in Victoria. How much in other states? Other countries?BusterBoy
- The issue stems from renewing a NSW license in Vic as we're temporary residents. Zero coordination between states, they may as well be different countries.MrT
- Why don't you just renew in NSW?BusterBoy
- Living in MelbsMrT
- ********0
A box with eye holes is worth promoting?
- bainbridge2
People actually supporting Trump.
- PonyBoy0
OMG
So... a few posts back I was losing my cool on the US Postal Service...
I contacted the shipper of course and they forwarded me a new package via FEDEX... and now THEY lost my package.
:( :(
- Lol that sucks********
- Sounds like somebody is stealing your shit on your end. Did it get scanned as delivered********
- Tracking?bainbridge
- Turns out the shipper fucked up by not providing my full apartment number—got a hold of FedEx—NOT THEIR FAULT—I shall downvote this post now :)PonyBoy
- Lol that sucks
- doggydoggdog0
Potential "client" who just emailed me and said "this is fast cash and will probably only take you an hour, right??" and offered me $40 to help him fix some things on his website.
- that's fucking fierceRamanisky2
- haha... ballsyPonyBoy
- You can tell him it took half an hour to discuss on qbn********
- chukkaphob0
Basic bitches who "threaten" to move to Canada if Trump is elected.
- those starbucks-sippin' uggs wearin' basic bitchessarahfailin
- They can bring Ted Cruz with them.doggydoggdog
- @chukka, it's not a "threat"monospaced
- @mono what is it? a promise? a pledge? LOLchukkaphob
- bainbridge3
People who can't send a simple email to people who apply for a job to let them know that the job is no longer available. Be short, say you found better candidates or you already hired someone, whatever. Don't ignore emails.
- Recently had a client ask me to remove a job listing from their site because they still "get a ton of resumés". The position was filled over 8 months ago. SMH.nb
- ^ you would think after 5 or 10 resumes, they would consider taking it down.bainbridge
- ^ some companies keep their job postings up to falsely demonstrate the company is doing well and growing. Lame.chukkaphob
- monospaced14
Basic bitches who would vote for Trump.
- bainbridge6
Trump.
- yurimon-8
for sucking his bosses cox. He is employed by Time Warner who has a special interest in donating to hillery clintons campaign and thus the timing of his show.
This goes against our values as we dont want money influencing politics. spineless shill...
- Have you considered that he simply had an interest in making sure it's known that trump is a piece of shit? He's surely not alone.monospaced
- Or that trumps campaign is so ridiculous he can't resist? I mean, every comedian on the planet is making trump shots. They aren't all employed by TWmonospaced
- It's a liberal show. Has he done any anti-Bernie bits?bainbridge
- this clearly is political. should the press falsely represent and try to control the outcome of elections. it goes against our value mono. both of our values.yurimon
- holy shit, it's a comedy show that pokes fun at politics, which is pretty much like thousands of other shows just like it for the last 50 years.monospaced
- Get over yourself. You just hate the idea that the majority of the planet hates Trump.monospaced
- yeah its a comedy show the happens to be owned by a clinton supporter. it taps into a bigger issue of an attempt to control elections.yurimon
- there are other examples in an attempt to paint trump in a certain light. you have to show me why he is worst then the other crappy candidates.yurimon
- i don't think much painting needs to be done. trump basically writes his own jokesscarabin
- Wait! So you're saying they're paying for a liberal show to convince it's already liberal audience to vote liberal like they would have?ETM
- Yuri's silly posts go one and on...utopian
- lol@ETMContinuity
- I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy...face_melter
- lol @ thinking he's 'the press'Gnash
- Continuity1
Est/Est'd/Established/etc;
Since/Depuis/Seit/etc ...... on logos and taglines.
Just. Fucking. Stop. It.
Pretentious cuntery.
- https://i.imgur.com/…********
- I know. I know.Continuity
- The worst is when people have the Est. as their birth year.********
- https://i.imgur.com/…
- ********-1
Painters and artists who have "design" sections of their websites with bad logos or logos that are only some generic script.
- People who judge a painter based on their logo and site.monospaced
- ^duckseason
- not artists - assholes - do you mix with assholes?fadein11
- ********-2
Painters and really talented artists that have terrible and hard-to-navigate websites. If they have good composition skills for painting and drawing, you think they would be able to structure a site.
- I know what you mean. It's odd but generally, painters really suck at typography/design.Gnash
- ^ yes. yet they think they know it all. pain to work for them.pressplay
- Lots of crossover between painting and UX, eh?duckseason
- Shows how much you know about painting - so so far removed from design and typography... no relation at all. but regardless most good artists I look at havefadein11
- great clean functional websites showcasing their work - what kind of artists are you looking at? hobbyists?fadein11
- ********-1
I moved and the closest Post Office closes at 2pm on Saturday and is only open 9-5 on M-F.
Wouldn't they make more money if they were open when people didn't have to be at work?
- So it is only open during normal business hours then - you expect other people to work irregular hours just to be convenient for you?face_melter
- your last 2 posts have really lowered my opinion of you - you sound really stupid.fadein11
- Public offices like the post office, water dept, dmv, etc, should absolutely be open later in the day to better serve the public.section_014
- something like 11-7 (or 8) would make the most sense. If tax payer dollars fund something, it should be open at a time that serves the people best.section_014
- PonyBoy1
Clients that are all excited to let me know 'The Team' now has access to Adobe CC.
- Ha. Just finished sending working files to client marketing dept. with this new 'CC upgrade'.aslip
- My client told me to make everything fit on the page... they tried it themselves so they know it works. SMHmonospaced
- o__Obklyndroobeki
- nb2
Virtual-punches for those of you who say "man-crush". You sound like an idiot. Just say "crush". Everyone knows what you mean. You don't need to announce your heterosexuality to everyone all the time. We get it. The only reason to add the "man-" prefix is if you're NOT straight and you're worried that this particular man might get the wrong idea. But even then, you sound like a total dickhead.
- agreed********
- I have a cunt crush on both you********
- Iol, i have the desire to tear you a new ass hole. Anyhow, what is a man crush if it is not entirely homosexual in nature, might as well be real about it********
- Wow, it's not sexual, homo or hetero. It's just a funny way of saying you like a guy and want to be friends.monospaced
- That's gay as hell but ok********
- It's clearly a synonym for "no-homo".nb
- lol @ terry, didn't peg you for a homophobe, but not surprised.monospaced
- being attracted to men is by definition gay. Wanting to be friends with people is just sad, normal people don't pine after peoples friendships********
- derp, nobody said anything about sexual attraction. Double down on that homophobia. Also, liking people and having friends isn't "sad" at allmonospaced
- you have no idea what homophobia is********
- I guess not. But I will defend that a man-crush is not homosexual. I felt that your insistence that it was, was an expression of your distaste for it.monospaced
- And I don't care what you think or how you feel********
- agreed
- CALLES17
people recording concert on their phone and trying to show me the day after. Never in the history of cell phones a good video has come out of this. put your phone down stop blocking the view of the people behind you and have a memory.
- This x 1 million billionmg33
- Cell phones are the new lighters...see_thru
- The "I was there" generation is a very sad generation.Krassy
- stop whining********
- I was there but fuck knows what it was like********
- I have a friend who would call me & hold his phone up so I could hear. 100% of the time it was a show that you couldn't pay me to attend.nb
- And you can't hang up because he thinks you got disconnected and calls back, anyway. After I while I told him how I would just mute my phone and set it down.nb
- what? stop whining in the Punches For thread?inteliboy
- Yeah. Now Im going to ask you a bunch of questions....********
- You're forgetting the most important punch: for filming vertically.CyBrainX
- i'm 6'3", phone up or down, chances are you won't see shit if i'm in front of you anywayelektro
- Punches to elektro for being 1 inch taller than me and a selfish prickCALLES
- not that selfish, if there's room in front of me i'll offer the place to poeple smaller than meelektro
- People feels alive when they show their life to otherBennn
- Benns done itCALLES
- Stop it Benn!! You're one of them!!!pango
- Lol calles********
- NooooooBennn
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