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- sarahfailin-1
Anyone who's never posted in Fish of the Day!
Get with the program you punks!
- detritus1
The person who just called me to check if I'd seen her email earlier, which I had, so advised her to check her Spam folder, where she found it. All fine, nothing exciting there.
She deserves a punch, however, for reading aloud the email I wrote to her and ignoring all my protestations in the background, because obviously I know what I wrote and didn't need some American-accented millennial twanging it back at me.
It wasn't a short email either.
- I don't mind or care that she's American, it's just an added thing to rant about when I'm already not super-chuffed.detritus
- Was she reading it to herself, out loud?monospaced
- Yes, with scant regard for the person she'd phoned. She's now responded to my email and ... well, ignored everything I said in it.detritus
- i'd be happy to proofread all your emails back to you before sendingimbecile
- "As per my email..."i_monk
- charge her for your time!mugwart
- so annoyingmonospaced
- she hot?Maaku
- #Imbecile - I could do with some help having someone proof-read my posts on here :\detritus
- I've no idea whether she's hot - if she's as obliviously self-involved as I suspect she is, it wouldn't matter to me how hot she was.detritus
- detritus1
...me, for inadvertant innuendo in an email to the boss of one of my most-important clients.
"If I don't get a response from another client in the next half hour, I'll get these in to her slot as the two jobs are about the same size."
- imbecile6
A woman tried to bring an emotional-support peacock on a United flight, and it reveals a growing crisis for airlines
http://www.businessinsider.com/u…
According to Live and Let's Fly, the woman said the peacock was an emotional-support animal, allowed to fly for free. While the woman also offered to pay for the peacock's ticket, the blog said, United would not let the animal onto the flight.
- fucking hipsterscannonball1978
- ^Gnash
- What an attention seeking cunt********
- yupGuyFawkes
- Taking a bird on a flight?MrT
- F*cking idiot! Everyone knows that Peacocks can't fly that far!microkorg
- face_melter0
This fucking cancer:
- section_0141
People who make YouTube videos, and their stupid fucking intro is 10x as loud as the actual video. Also, punches for the intro. Just get to it!
- What about the actual intros...10x longer than the actual video?utopian
- Skip Intro >>Continuity
- Bluejam7
- the olden days
https://i.pinimg.com…Gardener - GAH!!jagara
- i thought omg was a boyGuyFawkes
- the olden days
- imbecile1
Adobe again... (Ps)
2.5mb file at 1200ppi
Reduce ppi to 800
file size increases to 4mb
- ********4
- christians love all kinds of assaultsGuyFawkes
- god, fuck yeah!renderedred
- so are the punches for the pastor or the kid?sarahfailin
- Christians love their childrenutopian
- drgs9
- https://addons.mozil…_me_
- ^nice onehans_glib
- Just add "pinterest.com,pinte... to ABP.i_monk
- pinterest.com, pinterest.ca, pinterest.co.uk ##div [data-test- giftwrap= "true"] (no spaces)i_monk
- scarabin4
entire groups of dickheads at the cinema talking through a movie. watching them get escorted out of the theater as more entertaining than the film itself.
- whatthefunk1
Last sentence of recruiter job description:
"...would need to add the flair and add the sex appeal in order to create a "Blingy" design in order to Sell it to the different lines of business."
Financial service client btw...smh
- Maaku7
People that don't wait for you to come out of the elevator.
- just today I held the elevator open for someone that was walking with difficulty, so was a bit slow.Gnash
- and vice-versanbq
- The people in the elevator were looking at me with lynching in there eyes. They were overtly annoyed that i was doing thisGnash
- See also: Trains.Morning_star
- ********-9
- Please don't post shit like this FFS.Hayzilla
- Theres about 80 cunts on coke all shouting bro.Hayzilla
- kill it with fireRamanisky2
- 7 million views. Rich as fuck for fucking around on the internet. Fair play to him....********
- 80 Cunts on Coke is a rad band name.Eighty
- sted0
ESTA travel approval
- Bluejam3
- https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
- Heard his speech in the car this morning. He straight up LIED constantly, painting the myth that Dems want to eradicate the 2nd Amendment.mg33
- Such a piece of garbage. Also said that dems want to "destroy your freedoms." I can't imagine being of the ignorant mindset that allows one to by into that.mg33
- yeah, read about it online via The Guardian ... what a piece of shit humanBluejam
- Preceding him was Dana Loesch, often sounding totally contradictory to the message she was trying to send last night at the forum in Florida.mg33
- I'm guessing he's trying to drum up the fear and get those gun sales goin' ... thanks to Trump gun sales are in a slumpBluejam
- I wouldn't mind eradicating the 2nd amendment. Doesn't mean guns are outlawed. Makes it easier to build laws to regulate them.mandomafioso
- Continuity2
My ex-girlfriend, who I'm still friends with (I know, I know), who gets all teary-eyed when she sees that photo of the emaciated polar bear, wants to go vegan, and now proudly gets those Recup takeaway coffee cups ...
... but thinks it's absolutely 100% acceptable to flush the fucking plastic wrapper from her fucking tampons down the toilet.
'Well, what else am I supposed to do with it??'
BIN IT WITH THE REST OF THE NON-RECYCLABLE HOUSEHOLD RUBBISH, YOU RANK HYPOCRITICAL IMEBCILE.
- you know after the sewerage there is a purification plant that filters those plastic and they end up in the same place your NON-RECYCLABLE rubbish gets burn?uan
- let her clean it once your toilet overflows.Beeswax
- I'm sensing a lack of common sense on her part. :/sea_sea
- Your nickname matches the first words in your post very well...SimonFFM
- ^ lol Simongarbage
- LOLContinuity
- so she does more than you ever have done and yet you yell out when she fucks up once ;-)mugwart
- Hey now...imbecile
- lol @ assuming how much Continuity doescannonball1978
- mg333
The Craigslist asshole that sold my wife counterfeit tickets to Hamilton here in Chicago tonight. $300 down the drain. Apparently the box office gets counterfeit tickets every single night.
Our first night to get a babysitter for our kids and we tried go live it up and got completely screwed. I hate humanity.
- that seriously blowsdopepope
- Why buy that off Craigslist?Hayoth
- Did they look legit?bainbridge
- Isn’t it easy to report this guy?monospaced
- sted2
for entire bullshit digicalocean fuckery, can't install a simple mc on your dedicated server because of this repo setup
E: Failed to fetch http://old-releases.ubuntu.com/u… 404 Not Found [IP: 192.241.164.26 80]
E: Failed to fetch http://nyc2.mirrors.digitalocean… 404 Not Found [IP: 192.241.164.26 80]
E: Failed to fetch http://nyc2.mirrors.digitalocean… 404 Not Found [IP: 192.241.164.26 80]
E: Unable to fetch some archives, maybe run apt-get update or try with --fix-missing?FUCK YOU DIGITALOCEAN
- ********2
Punches for this douche marrying my dream woman (Emily Ratajkowski). He asked her after only 2 weeks. And she seems not the brightest by agreeing to it. By the looks of it she already regrets it. The guy is all over her. In every photo he tries to kiss her and is so clingy. Which is probably why he was so desperate to marry her asap. Had no idea who that guy was before.
- his feathers are just about ready to fall out.utopian
- Brush yourself off and forget about this obviously crushing event - she's a boring stick with tits - plenty more titty sticks in the sea, man.face_melter
- Yes as if I ever had any chance of being with her anyway.********
- Oh and you call her boring? I find her the hottest woman on the planet. Amazing body, amazing (and non silicone natural tits), beautiful face & eyes.********
- So, who is that guy? As for her, she's cute. Could be hot if she had meat on her bones.Maaku
- She's hot as hell...but seems like a pain in the ass.BusterBoy
- She's not that hot.cannonball1978
- lol utopianGuyFawkes
- You think she can't be boring because she's hot. When did QBN start letting teens in?i_monk
