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- Nairn8
Shitty Google Search, these days.
ie:
Missing: O̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶t̶e̶r̶m̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶e̶d̶
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If I'm typing shit into the search, presumably that's what I want to fucking search for, Google.
- fuck googlehans_glib
- Google is just trying to help you.
If you search for: [trans midget bondage] and those three categories don't overlap...deadsperm - ... it's going to offer you two of those categories in case you're "in an emergency".deadsperm
- If it doesn't display your exact combination it's because it hasn't found it. It's just being polite and giving you a heads up by showing you what's missing.deadsperm
- It's not criticizing your kink, we don't judge in this day and age.
Keep searching.deadsperm - lol this pisses me off all the timesarahfailin
- utopian-8
Such a punchable face!
- eryx0
Safety Training Bullshit
I currently have to have and maintain the following safety tickets:
First Aid
H2S Training
WHMIS
Transportation of Dangerous goods
Bear Awareness
Detection and Control of Flammable substances
Confined Space Training
Working From Heights
ATV training.
Lift training.Then the general Safety that basically covers all the above course:
Petroleum Safety Training
Construction Safety training (8h online course)
Electronic General Safety Orientation
Pulp and Paper Safety Orientation.
Common Safety Orientation (the new one I just completed today)
All the same content and cover the same things and they expire every few years.Then there are the ones that a specific to my job:
Eye test
Exposure Device Operator EDO
CGSB II RT Recertifications
CGSB II MT Recertifications
All of these have a big price tag and require a Practical testNow there are company orientation that we have to complete and likely will never use unless we subcontract for that company. They all expire each year currently I have:
Taqa
NTL
Encana
HammerHead
Paramount
NuVista
CNRL
Trevita
Keyera
Sinopec
Serge
CIOC
Tidewater
Berchclif
Pembina
And
Seven GenerationsAll of these are basically the same as the General Safety
But oh no there is more.
Once you get to site you also have to have a site specific orientation this happens at every site and THEN
You have to do a tailgate meeting which happens before you go to work. If conditions change you have to stop and do another tailgate meeting to identify any new hazards. Now you can go to work....After you complete a personal Job hazard assessment (JHA) form.
Too many people to punch and my wrist is tired from filling out forms.
- sarahfailin-1
Italicized comic sans. I mean it kind of makes me laugh too. But seriously? Who thinks that looks good??
- Nairn0
HEIC files, or rather clients who send them, or rather - Apple, for making these a default for a largely-nontechnical userbase who don't appreciate they're astandard or general sharing.
- Is it a better file for compression or something? Does it hold more meta data than a standard JPEG? I used some online converter the other day just to use themIanbolton
- Kinda pissed me off, but thought there must be a reason they'd piss everyone off other than just to be annoyingIanbolton
- It's a better/smaller compression method, so there is a logic behind it. it's just not the best thought-out solution for non-tech to people to rely on, i think.Nairn
- _niko7
lol, nice face Ronaldo
- Nairn5
Clients who continually refuse to acknowledge...
..especially the ones you KNOW exercise the same philosophy with their clients.
- Cheap + Good should not be an optionKrassy
- for contracting work, you only get one of thesemonospaced
- Right! Should read "Pick ONLY One"Krassy
- Nairn4
Designers who put a bitmap file in an AI or PDF file when asked for a vector version of whatever shitty JPG they originally sent.
- lol at designershans_glib
- Exactly. It's a little annoying when normal people do it, but hey - it's not their fault they don't know. But when it's someone whose job it is? ffs.Nairn
- Soooooo many times!Hayzilla
- huh. i would contend anyone doing such a thing is no designer. well, not a professional one, at leasthans_glib
- Why are you working with designers in the first place?********
- That's a bit contentious - surely these days a designer is anyone with a copy of photoshop and a healthy interest in Instagram?Nairn
- the prosecution rests, m'ludhans_glib
- @freedom, what a weird question. Why WOULDN'T he work with designers in a design industry?monospaced
- or you ask for an editable EPS/AI file of maybe a logo for example and they'll ultimately just save the same image jpeg/png as a Photoshop EPS. Hmmm!Ianbolton
- Freedom, why are you even on QBN? It's full of designers? ;-)Ianbolton
- Crikey, good point Freedom!
*adds WE DON'T WORK WITH DESIGNERS OR ARCHITECTS OR ANY OTHER FLOP-WRISTED CUNTS to website*Nairn - happened to me today.utopian
- lol ianMrT
- ... I dont wanna be that guy... but a real bitmap is actually scalable within its own algorithm... but maybe you meant a jpg all along...ArchitectofFate
- You got a source for that, because every cunt thinks that a bitmap is an image made up of a map of bits which aren't scalebale outwith some external algorithmNairn
- But clearly you do want to be that guy.
Feeling warm and fuzzy inside?Nairn
- Fax_Benson0
celebrities you shouldn't lend your records to
- zarb0z5
Mongs holding their cells like a fekkin taco. Unless you're about to take a bite out of that fucker, I'm not interested in you whinge on about dancing with the kartrashians or what the bint at subway said about your cheese options.
Fox egg.
Phones have been held like handsets since before there were cell phones, so why all of a sudden is it vogue to look the bellend?
- Amen.Continuity
- I"ve been seeing this behavior for over 12 years.monospaced
- <<<Bennn
- “Use your phone the way I expect!”imbecile
- you're holding it wrong_niko
- NBQ005
...clients who want 2000x2000+ pixel size animated gif banners for their website and it has to be under 2mb.
SMH
- Jesus, I just went through something similar yesterday.
Twitch.
Punch.Continuity - seems legithans_glib
- Jesus, I just went through something similar yesterday.
- ********-2
Every time I ask buy something or go somewhere or call customer service now, someone asks me to fill out a survey.
I go on a plane and they email me to ask me how it was.
I call the bank with a question about my credit card, they send me a survey about my experience.
I go to a museum and they ask if I'll fill out a survey.
I go to the doctor and he asks me to post on Yelp.
- I wonder if there's anything — *anything* at all — in this world and life you don't want to punch.Continuity
- Me personally?********
- Would you like to fill out a QBN survey on your experience posting in this forum. Thank you, we value your comments.shapesalad
- Too many surveys? That’s your opportunity to share how shitty those places are. I’m surprised you want to punch surveys.futurefood
- ********-3
I asked for a soda on a plane from the beverage cart.
I get handed a can, a cup with ice, and a napkin.
I didn't get a straw but probably could have.
No one drinks out of cans?
It seems so wasteful.
- hope you cleaned the cancannonball1978
- cans are absolutely filthy, and having a nice clean cup with ice improves on the otherwise room temperature can sodamonospaced
- Why are the cups clean and the cans not?Nairn
- the cans are handled a lot more, with more chances of contamination, whereas the cups come out of a clean bagmonospaced
- cases of pop are stored in areas where rats and roaches piss and shit all over them.
Always rinse the top of a can before contactGnash - https://www.youtube.…utopian
- you consume micro fragments of plastic from fresh brand new plastic cups.shapesalad
- Yea, cans are gross. Always use cup especially on a planefuturefood
- How do you figure the cups are cleaner? Both are done in a factory setting by people who get paid minimum wage to do shit it work.lemmy_k
- i wonder if i'd hate you as much if i knew you further than the stupidest questions i've ever read on a daily basis...imbecile
- The cups are stacked into each other. Even if you don't want to use your brain, it's easy to figure just can = rat shit in mouth.cannonball1978
- just clean it with your napkin ffsBennn
- It’s about how they’re stored after manufacture. Cans get filthy. Cups remain in relatively clean sealed air tight environment the whole timemonospaced
- Ah, cans are delivered to retail in large jute bags in the states? That makes a certain sense. Here in the UK, cans and cups come sealed in layers of plastic.Nairn
- Hayzilla1
People who talk like this:
- Punches for that first vid's really bad HDR on the cover photo, too.Continuity
- imbecile-2
the word "gotten" and people who use it.
- in my city this type of alternative grammar is very specific to certain neighbourhoods.Gnash
- 'I bet him up'
using 'bet' as the past tense instead of 'beat'Gnash - i find it very interesting. i'm sure someone has studied it's cultural significanceGnash
- itsmonospaced
- I’m guilty of “gotten” despite knowing it isn’t a word. I grew up with it.monospaced
- Since when is it no longer a word?
You have gotten be kidding me!deadsperm - it's totally a word. just a terribly lazy one that time should have for... wait for it... gottenimbecile
- I’m okay with it.monospaced
- How is it lazy? It's got three more letters than its alternative.
Golf clap for for...gotten.deadsperm - The Brits don't use it but here, as an alt to got, helps make the distinction between receive, become and have, have to.
It is a word but go live your truth.deadsperm - i just don't like it. each time someone uses it, i think to myself "you could have phrased that differently"imbecile
- Gotten is most certainly a word. Depends on the context though. "Ill gotten gains"...BusterBoy