When a girl says...
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- chossy0
Go to the festival get higher than a mother fucker, then try to beast every girl there. If she happens to let you fuck her then she is one of the lucky ones awwwww yeah playa! don't waste your time on one biotch, when the festival is full of other ugly birds that would easy let you ride them rude boy style!
- oey0
If she's Dutch, run away...
NOW!
- i_monk0
She's sending you mixed signals to test you. By asking us you're cheating, which means you fail.
- prophetone0
- hahahafadein11
- this straight cracked me upMHDC
- hahascarabin
- Jeremiah Johnson?i_monk
- hahaha i love this gifprophetone
- mikotondria30
Forget her. Go to the festival, get baked off your face and screw an older chick. 20 Year olds are flaky pains in the ass who just want to play you. Find someone normal who can be straight with you in whom you are interested, like a proper friend, or someone who just wants to fuck and not try to mess with your head. This 20 year old sounds like she doesn't really know how to deal with being attractive to other people, and so hasn't committed to anyone (but is possibly interested in you), and tends to go around with people that find her attractive and enjoys the attention and illusion of control. Sounds like a daddy issues and that nice naturally curly hair type to me.
Whatever, be nice to her, don't try to fuck her, and just go to the festival and get fucking blammo - life's short, too short to waste any time getting wrapped up in someone else's kid's issues like so much ivy growing around an old bike. In a hipstamatic photo of your life. Run.- < this.sea_sea
- +1 'In a Hipstamatic photo of your life'.Continuity
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- sea_sea0
lovers = fun options
- Llyod0
scaribin, when you say "girl" do you mean flaming homosexual flight attendant?
- Peter0
"The word Lover bums me out unless it's between the words meat and pizza."
- Regret typing that, even before I pressed broadcastPeter
- hahascarabin
- 30 rock shamone!Hombre_Lobo
- bored2death0
It means lube up yer butthole.
- Fax_Benson0
'lover' is very 1970s, Jackie Collins, faux-literary sounding. Is she in her 50s? Does she have a gardener?
- married to an antiques dealer?Fax_Benson
- i think she's like 20scarabin
- scarabin0
i think i'm gonna not get set on one dish before i reach the buffet
- Unless the buffet is dry scrambled eggs, and limp bacon drowning in its own misery. Then go for the dish.Continuity
- yeah. either way i expect to be well fedscarabin
- vsplus0
You may end up sleeping on a kickstand.
- Wolfboy0
Ive got good news and bad news.
Good: sounds like there'll be some Chinese finger cuffs happening for you
Bad: she'll be 'strapped' and you'll be in the middle.
It's all there when you read between the lines.
- Fax_Benson0
is she from Bristol or Somerset? If so, don't worry.
- CALLES0
just say "ok cool... i'll bring extra condoms you bring the extra sandwiches"
- colin_s0
if you use the term cyber jock and she's still interested in you, i bet she's down for whatever.
- moldero0
boy/girl friend = in a relationship
lover = someone I bang
- orrinward20
Sounds like threesome material.
If you refer to someone else as your 'lover' in conversation it is very much flirtatious.
I thought this was the norm at your hippy love ecstasy fests anyway scarabin?... I miss those days... and I'm only 24!
- i thought exactly this, hippy 3 way shamoney!Hombre_Lobo
- chinese finger trap!scarabin
- she's gonna get spit roasted.ebertzjaw
- hahaha scarabin!Hombre_Lobo
- zoozoo0
It means dont expect anything unless she/they start flirting with you.. then you will either be grossed out, curious or turned on.
Sounds fun...maybe.