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- utopian1
Republicans Fed Cycle of Misinformation and Conspiracy Theories About Pelosi Attack
- palimpsest2
via Longcopylover:
But why would the Gvt./Elite kill the "sheeple" (me) and let the incendiary "conspiracists"/"dis... alive? That makes no sense for them.They would need the sheeple to keep them the elite.- I got cut off. The "dis... should read: "disobedient"Longcopylover
- Kill the intellectuals and the elite can stay elite. See history: https://cambodiatrib…Longcopylover
- palimpsest3
What are the international law conventions regarding my new status as non-human? Does Qatar respect these laws?
Have taxonomists come up with a name for our new species?
Since we can now be owned are owned by an individual or by a group?
- If have offspring with a non vaccinated human what is their legal status?palimpsest
- If my new species doesn't have a name or definition am I like Tom Hanks in The Terminal?palimpsest
- Can a non-human say the n-word without any consequences?********
- my owner will not permit to answerhans_glib
- Do you still have to pay full price on public transport?Chimp
- If a non vaccinated human has you on a leash you ride for free.palimpsest
- And that person doesn't even have to prove they own you.palimpsest
- I guess they'll be able to tell the difference between humans and non-humans by scabybing the chip. A DNA test would be too costly.palimpsest
- I got my 4th vaccine last week, guessing I lost a few more bars on my humanity meterJrdntnnr
- Good observation. Is someone with 4 jabs further from a human or do you need the jabs to maintain your non human status?palimpsest
- Plot twist: Covid jabs make us non-human, sure. But they actually make us *super*-human!Continuity
- Now I can't wait to get my 4th. Does it give out powers at random? Can I pick it? Is there a set master list of superpowers to choose from?Continuity
- A level 4 human.palimpsest
- What if you didn't have mRNA-based jabs? Are you still a fucking idiot human, or are you a fucking idiot non-human™?Nairn
- After injecting the Pfizer vaccine, Aaron masturbates for 10 to 12 hours********
- Chimp11
Conspiracy Theory: America Invaded Iraq to Prevent Saddam Hussein From Using a Stargate.
- Ah, now we're talking.Continuity
- Update: there was a typo. Instead of “Using a” they meant to write “watching”Chimp
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- https://www.vice.com…utopian
- ...they were too late, was reverse engineered into Tik Tokprophetone
- Hahaha, good one!OBBTKN
- < I fucking knew it!kaiyohtee
- uan0
"The Adam and Eve story"
The World turns over sometimes... presumably in cycles.
- Just watched a video on this https://youtu.be/4n3…scarabin
- sted2
"The thing I find most suspicious/fishy/smelly about the current hype surrounding Stable Diffusion, ChatGPT, and other AI applications is that it is almost exactly six months since the bottom dropped out of the cryptocurrency scam bubble."
- If only the NFT craze had waited...utopian
- i.e., AI is the next scam ponzi scheme?MondoMorphic
- utopian2
- 'Sensorship'Continuity
- 'Sensors aren't picking up any intelligent life here, Captain.'Continuity
- AQUTE1
Coincidence TikTok
- America is Beyond Fucked.utopian
- You can presumed the CCP slipped him a few $$$ to pump their narrative.shapesalad
- All the USA social apps and the ENTIRE internet is banned in CCP controlled China. West wants to ban one CCP app and everyone's having a hissy fit.shapesalad
- That's where my mate that thinks we live in a biblically accurate firmament sealed dome and space is fake gets all her info.PhanLo
- sarahfailin2
just gonna leave this here.
- yuekit2
MyPillow founder and prominent election denier Mike Lindell made a bold offer ahead of a “cyber symposium” he held in August 2021 in South Dakota: He claimed he had data showing Chinese interference and said he would pay $5 million to anyone who could prove the material was not from the previous year’s U.S. election.
He called the challenge “Prove Mike Wrong.”
On Wednesday, a private arbitration panel ruled that someone did.
The panel said Robert Zeidman, a computer forensics expert and 63-year-old Trump voter from Nevada, was entitled to the $5 million payout.Zeidman had examined Lindell’s data and concluded that not only did it not prove voter fraud, it also had no connection to the 2020 election. He was the only expert who submitted a claim, arbitration records show.
He turned to the arbitrators after Lindell Management, which created the contest, refused to pay him.
In their 23-page decision, the arbitrators said Zeidman proved that Lindell’s material “unequivocally did not reflect November 2020 election data.” They directed Lindell’s firm to pay Zeidman within 30 days.
In a statement to The Washington Post, Zeidman said he was “really happy” with the arbitrators’ decision. “They clearly saw this as I did — that the data we were given at the symposium was not at all what Mr. Lindell said it was,” he said. “The truth is finally out there.”
- palimpsest7
- If I were in the room with her I’d have to agree. I’d also agree with her views on the flat earth and Bigfoot._niko
- What views?palimpsest
- I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
George W. Bushneverscared - But Gravity will knock down her knockers and ass and it'll all be a Miss Saggy in short time.shapesalad
- Fool me once...shame on you.utopian
- Trump was the corporeal rebuke of "Ya fool me, you can't fool me again."garbage
- shapesalad "logic" - don't eat the ripe apple now because it will not be ripe next week.canoe
- canoe "logic" - a woman is an object to be consumed during its prime and discarded before witheringimbecile
- ^ username checks out.robthelad
- Looook at meereecannonball1978
- Clearly a pair not an apple.MrT
- yuekit1
The black pill for conspiracy theorists: Epstein probably just killed himself
https://apnews.com/article/jeffr…
This report by the AP talks about how he had already tried to kill himself a few days earlier and seemed to be losing touch with reality. And it looks like the guards were simply negligent...they were shopping on their phones around the time Epstein was preparing to off himself, then falsified the records to make it to look like they had done their jobs.
Also I didn't notice this before but apparently there is security footage showing no one entered his cell that day, which was used in court when they tried to prosecute the guards.
- I'd posted a while back about a trial I was on the jury for. The guy was a serial child abuser involved in kids football and worked in a primary school. I thinkPhanLo
- ...when he realised he was going to prison for the rest of his life, it dawned on him how fucked he was. So he tried to hang himself on his second day in jail..PhanLo
- ...he didn't die though, but the next again day he had a heart attack and did die. Fuck that cunt.
It's mad that Epstein's mates are still out there, free.PhanLo - Wow that's messed up...yeah imagine being Epstein and going from having your own island to living the rest of your life in a tiny concrete cell.yuekit
- Charges dropped against prison guards who falsified records - https://www.bbc.com/…imbecile
- Eh, still too convenient for too many powerful people. Why wouldn't he try to absolve himself and rat everyone out? Doesn't make sense to me.formed
- How could guards monitor the most significant prison in America, esp if he tried suicide before, and be "shopping" while he takes his life? And they get off...formed
- Because it's hard work monitoring a suicidal billionaire all day...cmon!yuekit
- sted1
- Ramanisky20
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