Conspiracy of the day
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- Nairn1
Having Rishi Sunak as the UK PM, un-elected, but existant and de facto and de jure, is a beautiful long-term strategem from the UK Establishment.
India is now the most populous country on Earth, and will only grow moreso in a demographic dance with China.
We've reached a sort of awkward proto-accord with India vis à vis our often unfortunately fairly horrid shared history, but now we need to look forward, two entities intertwined by shared fate.
The UK is dwindling in stature and relevance. India is not, and is in the ascendant.
Rishi Sunak is our route to the future.. A clever feint towards reconciliation and the idea of future equivalence.
As much as you might not like him, UK voters, he is as fundamental to our future as Gladstone or.Atlee.
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Here endeth my conspirational thought.
- PhanLo3
My hair was starting to look like Bruce Lee's so did my usual every 2-3 month trip to the Turkish barbers and sat down, the guy before me, ex-soldier was doing the basic taxi driver chat about refugees being of fighting age and how they should stay and fight.
Obviously the young Turkish guy was getting through the cut, I thought that would be it, but he went off on some next level conspiracy bingo, really tried hard to remember what he was saying.
Some of the hits:
The Turkish earthquake was a result of the agreement between Russia, China, Turkey and Africa being signed so the elites used they earthquake machine to send a message.Apparently the earthquake in New Zealand was when they set it off by accident from their base in the South Pole.
The Malaysian flight that crashed had 4 scientists onboard that had a microchip that would revolutionise the world.
The vaccines have replicating nanobots so he wouldn't have them.
He had seizures that had left a permanent mark on his head, possibly from elite interference.
There was more stuff, but I can't remember it all, was trying to take notes for QBN.
He did say he learned a lot from the village elders in Afghanistan when he would visit them for tea drinking sessions.
Mad dude.
- Tell set I said hi.palimpsest
- ^hehe
He was quite relentless and asked the guy a few times if he was lsitening. Afterwards the guys were like wtf bro!?
Got the ear flames todayPhanLo - That all sounds legit. Like, legit mental breakdownIanbolton
- Dude seemed in a permo state of paranoia. There's more ex-army guys in jail in Britain than currently serving in the UK forcesPhanLo
- inteliboy2
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folk will levitate and implode at that power levelPhanLo - ^One can hopeKnuckleberry
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- Ramanisky21
well obviously...
- Ramanisky2-1
Uh ohhhh ... Oct 4, 2023 at 2:20pm
- Ramanisky212
Today at 2:20pm EST ... you have been warned.
- Neat-o. Worldwide Berzerker Mode it is!Continuity
- You should also avoid eating tomatoes, just in case.palimpsest
- Isn't that the plot to the book/film Cell by Stephen king?Bluejam
- I feel weird. Thought QBN could fix things, and now it all makes sense.Ianbolton
- https://www.youtube.…Nairn
- turning on the 5GApeRobot
- alwas that unmeasurable special frequency... damn you !neverscared
- I don't remember that clip from the Kingsman, Nairn. Total LolIanbolton
- Donald Pleasence ain't got shit on this. He spent his time calling people up from a poxy book - the US Govt. is doing it for free. God Bless Comrade Joe B.face_melter
- T-Minus 4 hrs till I go full BERZERKERRamanisky2
- i already chained my self to the radiator... safety first!neverscared
- It's the signal for another hilarious botched insurrection on Washington. Chuds gonna spark out and drive their pickups into the barriers.face_melter
- Godspeed pr2! Hope your barricades are secure and you’ve got plenty of shells, the walking vaxxed are coming!_niko
- FLOL @_niko
I forgot about local Revere!palimpsest - flol @ The Walking VaxxedContinuity
- Lol @ nikoOBBTKN
- T minus 3hOBBTKN
- The weather is perfect here today and the tornado/weather siren just went off ... should I be worried?Ramanisky2
- https://www.etsy.com…prophetone
- The suspense is killing me. This is so exciting!Continuity
- One hour to go.palimpsest
- This better not be another damp squib like Y2K and the whatever-coming of jesus christ.Continuity
- I’m going FULL JUGGERNAUT in 30minRamanisky2
- 30 mins to go... to be safe I’ve locked myself in a Buc-ee’s washroom stall awaiting the chaos... I’ve got snacks so should be okprophetone
- Air raid sirens going off outside... and they also just announced a store special, all beef jerky 10% off with purchase of a large Iceeprophetone
- Time to get that flat screen.palimpsest
- 16 minutes to go.palimpsest
- *drinks super soldier serum by the litre, while sitting in a gamma radiation wind tunnelContinuity
- Mine just went off 2 min early damnRamanisky2
- same, they can't can't even get a test done at the right time.BabySnakes
- Who's in charge of posting the "It's happening" gif?palimpsest
- I feel... different. More alive...cannonball1978
- I nearly shit my pants in the middle of a bloater fight in last of us. My cat leapt a foot into the airscarabin
- So everyone good ?? Or is this one of those slow drip conspiracies that will really kick in 2 months from today.Ramanisky2
- I'm disappointingly fine.Continuity
- I'm feeling tipsy but I've also lost my phone.palimpsest
- The birds outside are a going a little wild ..... should I be concerned?!?Ramanisky2
- I got the alert 15 min late. Am I going to die?Krassy
- first they stole the election and now this dumb frequency doesnt even make me angry...neverscared
- @Krassy
Yes, but 15 minutes later than everyone else.palimpsest - @neverscared
This is why we can't have nice things.Continuity - Is it over?drgs
- I can now see in infraredprophetone
- I had my phone in my pocket. Now I have a torsed testicle, but my neighbors look fucking delicious.garbage
- It turned me into a newt!Akagiyama
- oh shit he got a high dose of radiation right from inside his body righthttps://www.you...neverscared
- https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- Are you all alright?palimpsest
- I wonder how these gullible idiots feel when the thing they’re so certain of never happens. pr2, this is your thing what’s up?monospaced
- Are you OK?palimpsest
- This is the best timeline in the QBN multiverse.palimpsest
- oh look pali is here to casually condescend and belittle, as usual. You are one weird fuckmonospaced
- None taken.palimpsest
- Maybe that Peruvian jalapeno got's you fired up @monospaced because no shots were coming were your way until now.palimpsest
- If you wanna dance I got my shiny shoes on.palimpsest
- Let us know what's ailing you, we can handle it.palimpsest
- @monospaced
That's what I thought.palimpsest - https://www.youtube.…instrmntl
- Fuck @monospaced and the dry cunt he steps out every single day.palimpsest
- anyone felt anything?pango
- None did, except @mono's dry cunt.palimpsest
- So I gues he's still being a little bitch.
Call me in the morning. Cash me outside.palimpsest - How 'bout dat,?palimpsest
- @momo
Less drama, more talk
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - FLOL at "If you wanna dance, I got my shiny shoes on". I'm stealing the fuck out of that.garbage
- : )
I try my best to amuse y'all.palimpsest - there some more inside info here on this tech from 1:27 on https://www.youtube.…neverscared
- lol at calling people gullible when you just took an untested, experimental, gene editing vaccine that doesn't stop contraction or transmission...newcunt
- ... of the sniffles because the big pharma funded TV told you to. Fuck me.newcunt
- I don't think if you ever had COVID, you'd be able to write it off as "sniffles". I'm a bit of a health nut, work out like drgs..garbage
- ..I never get the "sniffles". So you tell me how I miraculously got floored for two weeks, threw up so much that I tore my esophagus..garbage
- ..to the point where I was puking blood. Or you know, the whole fully researched stats on excess mortality rates during the first two years.garbage
- Go make your stupid sniffle joke to the families of over a million US familes that lost someone to COVID.garbage
- Typos, but damn. On mobile and apparently this guy's ignorance is contagious.garbage
- It's set, garbage. It's always set.Nairn
- I know, but bullshit shouldn't be suffered. Snuff out the weak embers of ignorance where you see them. "Only you can prevent stupid fires."garbage
- Because you have a pathetic immune system, garbage?newcunt
- We know flu deaths dropped worldwide by 99%, in 2020 because they rebranded it has COVID so your millions of deaths is mootnewcunt
- It was all an advertising campaign for the jab and you still haven't figured it out. Beyond bonkers.newcunt
- I just wish I was smart enough to work out why China would start a global movement to increase profits in Western PharmaCos.Nairn
- It's cute that you haven't realised that the same people that own the banks in China own the banks in the West.newcunt
- It's also cute that you haven't realised that China opened up their economy while the West locked everything down for a year or two.newcunt
- It's cute that you haven't realised that the globalists are throwing the West under the bus because the resources have been plundered...newcunt
- ... And are now creating the new super power with BRICS, to run the same scam and plunder there next.newcunt
- So cute. Bless you.newcunt
- We're on the same side brother. We're all getting fucked.newcunt
- You seem to miss the part where I pointed out I never get sick. It was an absolute oddity. Also flu rates went down because, gasp, more people masked..garbage
- ..and practiced social distancing. Shocking. I guarantee you if you went through what I went through, you'd be dead. End of.garbage
- Cool.newcunt
- The fact you just said "I guarantee you'd be dead" simply shows how much of a moron you are. Arguing with fools is fruitless. Take carenewcunt
- Try reading. My infection was so severe that if I did not have an incredibly high TLC because I'm a cyclist, I would have would have died too.garbage
- That's the weakest "take care" signoff attempt ever.garbage
- I guess what I really meant was shut up and fuck off?newcunt
- one can hopepango
- Btw are you still use 3G phone? Or 4G?pango
- ^ two tin cans and a length of string. Reception can be a bit tricky, though.Continuity
- Mocking and scoffing fools. You're like the sheep that mock and laugh at the one telling them the farmer is going to slaughter them.newcunt
- Or the colour blind who mock and scoff at the one trying to tell them that colours exist. You'll not know your own idiocy until it's too late. You were warned.newcunt
- I mean, you're the loser that keeps coming 'round because you're a dirty boy that loves being dumb-shamed.garbage
- I also only read the first sentence, skipped the rest. Its such a weird kink to insert yourself into a niche community where nobody likes or respects you.garbage
- @set.
Okpango - lol first of all I was almost certainly here before you. Secondly, your only response is to call me a loser and say you didn't read my comments...newcunt
- ... and you think you're the intelligent and rational one? lol...newcunt
- Good lord, you bumped this again. I did read that one, and what a dumb brag that you've been here longer than me. Nobody likes you.garbage
- Stop replying because you're jamming up my feed with your boring rants.garbage
- *bumpNairn
- flol Nairn you bastardContinuity
- Also ...
100SFA!!Continuity - bumpnewcunt
- elahon2
"Cell is a 2006 apocalyptic horror novel by American author Stephen King. The story follows a New England artist struggling to reunite with his young son after a mysterious signal broadcast over the global cell phone network turns the majority of his fellow humans into mindless vicious animals."
- let's goooooodoesnotexist
- I welcome the zombie apocalypse!! hahahaelahon
- Ramanisky21
2 min early on mine ...
- Same here. My wife will have to explain the bruises.monospaced
- lolelahon
- palimpsest0
5G Safety Check.
Please report here.- is there an App I can download to check whether my phone is affecting my covid vaccine?Ianbolton
- Ramanisky27
- There he is!palimpsest
- lol!Continuity
- It's strange, after the alert I got super sick and felt horrible.... oh wait, i was hungover! my mistake.hydro74
- The KnobGobbler is be losing his shit.utopian
