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- yurimon-3
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Jobs knew Apple had no more cool products coming out and faked his death. He's with Biggie and 2Pac in the caribbean.
- HAYZ1LLLA-2
- Selling out with sales that broke every record is a bad thing.monospaced
- Looks like people finally figured out that whole online ordering thing.zarkonite
- face_melter-1
Buy your Apple Finger Pockets™ soon
- sted0
- This is why other countries hate us. We piss away our money doing shit like this.kona
- really, really, they hate you for your freedom??GeorgesII
- http://static.comicv…kona
- Yeah, the U.S. is he only country in the world that is free,severian
- wastefulness Georges... not freedom. yes, that. Among other things.bogue
- Its free? because I still haven't received this "free" level-up you speak of... Im paying up the ass in taxes? You guys are getting all this for free?!?!?!?!sofakingback
- Only 2 countries on Earth tax their citizens when they live abroad: Eritrea and USA. Face it, you're US government property.shaft
- dasmeteor5
- Let's make America GREAT again!********
- Craig Ferengi seems to be one of the very few people at Apple with personality and enthusiasm for his work.face_melter
- https://lh3.googleus…SlashPeckham
- ^lolkona
- Thank you.face_melter
- innovation never sleeps at Appleutopian
- Let's make America GREAT again!
- dasmeteor5
- Pile of Poo gains a thicker, more 3D appearance in iOS 10dasmeteor
- THIS is the kind of innovation I want to see from a global tech company. Increased AO on their fecal emojis.face_melter
- http://blog.emojiped…dasmeteor
- Healthier poo has shine®fyoucher1
- it smiles moredrgs
- top feature, well done applehans_glib
- teeth are whiter also.yurimon
- DIdnt they make emojis bigger? Make ios10's shit emoji bigger too!err
- They're going in reverse now. More 3d, less flat.section_014
- "But Tim, we have to work on the Mac lineup"..."Screw the Mac, we're gonna get this shit looking better, TODAY!!!"section_014
- Back to the skeuomorphismdasmeteor
- God I hope notformed
- the iOS9 version is better. FAILBennn
- that's it, Apple's fucked, time to sell your stocksmonospaced
- Polishing a turd?yuekit
- i wonder who the vector artist polishing these turds is?********
- the person is paid 40h/week to be a graphic designer at Apple. He polish emoticons when he dont know what to do.Bennn
- oh he/she knows what to do... polish emoticons********
- I used to know a guy who did icon design and left the UK to join Apple. Maybe this is his career nadir.face_melter
- Turds Polisher.dasmeteor
- Is there anything more wrong than a grown man sending an emoji?CyBrainX
- sending emoticons is perectly ok at any ageBennn
- Shit & Shitdbloc
- 'Daddy, what do you do for a living? I need to present this in class tomorrow.' 'Well, honey, I've got just the thing ... 'Continuity
- ernexbcn1
- OF COURSE A CUTTER WILL SCRATCH IT! FFS!Bennn
- A CUTTER WOULD SCRATCH ALMOST ANYTHING! GEEZ!Bennn
- ALL CARS ARE SHIT CUZ YOU CAN SCRATCH THEM!!!Bennn
- ^^^
Ahahahdasmeteor - Last I checked, I don't put a car in my pocketformed
- do you cut your phone with box cutter often?Bennn
- This finish is pointless, let's be honest, Apple tells you to buy a cover for this particular color, it practically scratches by just looking at iternexbcn
- What's the point of having this premium finish and then the manufacturer telling you to COVER it so its protected?ernexbcn
- like this: http://selfieword.co…Bennn
- @ernexbcn, it was an incredibly smart move too, considering how fast it sold outmonospaced
- Coins and keys scratched it easily. He shoulda kept that plastic on.fyoucher1
- lol@benn aahah
iphone7 -> kitschwarested - looks like cheap plastichotroddy
- @ernexbcn
People love shine, bling, associate it with value. If it's easy to scratch and needs protection, makes you treat like something even more precious.raf - It works, even if we don't realize. Apple has been using this tactic at least since the easily scratchable mirror-like back of the iPod.raf
- crowd goes nutsutopian
- Raniator0
Who's jumping straight on Sierra?
- let some other mugs find out what's wrong with it firsthans_glib
- here, hereprophetone
- no way Joseutopian
- mekk0
I read that Sierra syncs with iCloud, then asks you later if you want to subscribe and proceeds to delete your stuff when you decline. (Rumor)
- PonyBoy0
So annoying trying to find my 'phone' when I'm in the middle of a call and I'm not logged into my phone... I just want to hang up the damn call as nobody answered... ... there is no hangup / end call button unless you login into your phone (if you use a passcode) and then dick around till the screen shows you that tiny green bar at the top.
Lots of useless stupid toys in this IOS update... all that shit in the messaging area (drawing pictures etc) is as dumb as putting fucking dog ears on yourself in F(sn)apchat.
- dbloc0
I've had an iphone for many years. I finally decided to make the switch to a Galaxy7. I love it so far. The end.
-cool story bro
- dopepope0
So I installed it. Worked flawlessly. Few hours later, I couldn't select anything in my finder windows. Had to restart.
- sted0
- this bag looks like it has stink lines.********
- Making a better mundane object is more difficult2002
- Innavashun Nevar Sloop!Bennn
- when does this come out, its perfect for me. I hope soon or else Im switching...sofakingback
- SHOEBOX GUY
STRIKES AGAIN!!GeorgesII
- this bag looks like it has stink lines.
- pinkfloyd1
I'm so glad I got my Android 2 years ago. None of this apple nonsense to deal with.
- i haven't upgraded any kit in years. no apple nonsense either. everything works fine and i ain't fixing what isn't brokehans_glib
- what nonsense?monospaced
- lolpinkfloyd
- exactlymonospaced
- nonsense - a cell phone without an headphone jack, ios upgrades that slows down a phone so people have to upgrade, antenna issues, icloud issuepinkfloyd
- my android phone just works, and does what it needs to do. it does upgrades on the side, and I don't even notice it. I get features that's current, not a couplepinkfloyd
- of years behind, etc, etc.pinkfloyd
- Weird. My iPhone has a headphone jack. iOS doesn't slow anything down and everything works as expected too.monospaced
- fanboi maximus, the iphone 7 won't have a headphone jack. The updates will slow down previous gen iphones.pinkfloyd
- not a fanboi... But we will see if android devices keep the headphone jack or notmonospaced
- denile isnt just a river in egyptpinkfloyd
- haha. That's a yuri linemonospaced
- orlypinkfloyd
- monospace, the only person in the world who's iPhone doesn't get slower with upgrades!zarkonite
- antenna issues LOL.HAYZ1LLLA
- @zark, if you look it up, you'd see that is not true at allmonospaced
- drgs-1
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0%2F5234…
Apple is buying McLaren?
- just a rumor that was already denied my McLaren.chukkaphob
- Apple MacLarenESKEMA
- It makes no sense. They buy Beats, ugly cheap things, then buy an elitist super expensive exotic co? Tesla, yes, McLaren, no.formed
- pssst... a little "secret" that everyone knows already: they didn't buy Beats for the headphone linemonospaced
- If you can't innovate it...buy it!utopian
- If they didn't buy Beats for the headphones, they're doing a pretty fucking rotten job of exploiting what they did buy them for.face_melter
- they're doing 10 million subscribers well, but what the fuck do facts matter when it's all about how you 'feel' about apple?monospaced
- akiersky-6
iPhones are fragile garbage!
get your shit together apple!
- that's a 100T hydraulic press, what do you think would happen??GeorgesII
- People waste a LOT of money trying to be the next YouTube sensation. Silly people.formed
- fragile lmfao. bc it cant take a table saw or a hammer smash? lolzzzzzzCygnusZero4
- you guys laugh, but you do realize the Note 7 doesn't even scratch or bend under these tests, right?monospaced
- ^ very true mono.kona
- @formed I believe the press guys earn a lot more than the iPhone is worth..mekk
- haha @mono. When will they bring out an iPhone that can take all this? Fuck you lazy Apple.Ianbolton
- seriously, if the the next model isn't indestructible, then they are fucking doomed for goodmonospaced
- Fuck these idiotsgrotesk_neue
- Raniator-1
I know the video of this has already been posted, but are people really THIS stupid?
- nohotroddy
- i think people who comment get pleasure as much pleasure as poster.hotroddy
- Fuck, I've just done it againIanbolton
- yes they areernexbcn
- people do dumb shit all the time. the world still turns.face_melter
- Yes, but actually drilling into the bottom of their new iPhone 7's because they thought it was real? Fuck... that's really fucking dumb.Raniator
- ernexbcn1
"Apple is to create a spectacular new London headquarters at Battersea Power Station"
- What about a spectacular new macbook to catch up with Dell?microkorg
- Catch up with bad sales or lower profits?monospaced
