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skinny jean overalls. for the hipster who likes to do some farming now and then.
Candy on the ends of pencils instead of erasers
gum that counteracts spicy foods
Fake internet girlfriend
Google crack pipe
genetically modified babies that don't cry
a "cold microwave" that makes shit cold instead of hot quickly
strip club arcades
tattoos made with ink that fades to nothing after a year (or specified number of years)
You bring it. We fry it.
build-your-own breakfast cereal vending machine with buttons for different flakes, toppings, flavored milks, etc.
a restaurant called "POOTERS" that's like hooters but for ass guys
Sex dolls themed around a young Rikki Lake.
a restaurant called chic-fil-b across the street from chic-fil-a that's only open on sundays
a real dog and/or cat that doesn't eat or shit or die.
contact lenses that change color depending on your mood
a dog and/or cat that talks (in broken English)
must be dinner time, most of mine are about food