Million-Dollar Ideas
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- dbloc0
a QBN knockoff
- GeorgesIV0
Book idea:
one kid realize he's secretly a vampire and must attend vampire school, up in the carpathian mountains.
There he learns he's some kind of uber vampire because his parents were killed by the some guy called Vanhelmort,
his school is full of vampire professor and the oldest most powerfull teacher is called dumblevamp, he can transform in mist and all that shit,_How can I make the story better? halp
- Add a survival game called the Feeding Games, where the vampire kids have to fight to the death for food.i_monk
- Beeswax0
A smartphone with nose trimmer
- rabbit0
I present
- Beeswax0
A mini cat treadmill with enticing toys attached.
- Beeswax0
A thought focuser. It'd be decorative also if it comes as a scented candle.
- mekk0
The blog that I currently design for a client. He doesn't pay but he says it will be bigger than facebook and we are both going to be rich.
- animatedgif0
Subscription based pizza service for unexpected pizza surprises
- i_monk0
A mandatory forehead brand to identify conservatives.
- Beeswax0
Mobile doctors, like in the past that comes to your home.
- stepson0
steamy hot yogurt
- renderedred0
making a documentary about REAL people behind QBN (mostly multiple) profiles using skype. all 10 of us (them).
- IRNlun60
Some kind of device that I can point at a smoke detector and see if the battery is low. Those little mother fuckers keep fucking beeping and it's usually the last one I swap out that has the low battery. There it goes again. SHUT UP I KNOW THE BATTERY IS LOW!!!
- rabbit0
dammit this is pretty good i gotta say, wish i thought of it so simple!
- Retarded, million dollar homepage was a much stronger conceptanimatedgif
- Read the thread title
rabbit - are you still trying to act like it's not yours and you're not spamming it?dbloc
- hehealbums
- GeorgesIV0
edible spermicide
- scarabin0
i microwave that LISTENS for popcorn popping to slow down before declaring it "done" instead of just incinerating all the kernels in the bag
- The reason your popcorn burns is because the bag isn't spinning. A large bag in a small microwave will expand and not spin. It will burn every time.nb
- ...spin. It will burn every time. Buy the smaller bags, or just open your microwave every 5 seconds when it stops spinning.nb
- this technology DOES exist.doesnotexist
- _niko1
A sitcom or reality show based on the inmates at the most notorious Maximum security Prison in the US - ADX Florence
Here is the motley crew of characters currently serving:
-Shoe Bomber Richard Reid
- Team Al-queda Zacarias Moussaoui, Ramzi Yousef, and a dozen more terrorists
-Boston marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
-The Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski
-OKC bombing Sidekick Terry Nichols
-Double Agents and Soviet fanboys Harold Nicholson. and Robert Hanssen
-Leader of the Chicago outfit James Marcello
-Leader of the latin kings NYC Luis Felipe
-Founder of the Aryan brotherhood and Trump cheerleader Tyler Bingham
-Drug kingpin and master escape artist Joaquín "El Chapo" GuzmánImagine the wacky mess-hall lunches
the epic prison yard basketball games
The hilariously shower game of drop the soap!It writes itself! who do I pitch this to???
full cast:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AD…