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- PhanLo2
Had never even heard of this til I saw that poster, looks absolutely terrible, but definitely going to watch it.
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- Nairn1
So I don't know how the hell she convinced me to watch it, but my partner and I watched 'Zontar, the Thing from Venus' the othr noght, on the Roku channel of all things. My Gosh, the giddy heights.
Anyway, it's terrible.
But. There is one saving grace beyond the ridculous crapness of it all - an example of 'subliminal' messaging that wasso feared in the 60s - at one point about a third of the way through there is, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, the image of a burlesque-ish looking lady kneeling down, like that really safe pin up iumagery so popular back then. Thing is - it's not even particularly subliminal. No single frame flash of a cock that leaves you wondering if you just actually saw a cock, nope - it's on screen for a good second or so, so we were left a) perplexed and b) wondering just how much quicker visual neurons have gotten in the intervening near-sixty years. So odd.
- 'othr noght' is me channeling my inner-Northumbrian.Nairn
- pango2
- I'm not entirely sure I understand the sausage reference in the headline, based on the poster artwork.Continuity
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- whatthewhatthewhat? :Dsted
- hans_glib1
senseless ultra violence, matt lucas as the baddy, gratuitous sex, what's not to like
- oey_oey1
- can sharks create tornadoes and terrorise cities? If you dream it, it can happen - in a film!Ianbolton
- but yeah, this looks shit! hahaIanbolton
- it's a remake of Super Fly so, I guess that those kind of dreams would be left out in a movie like this.oey_oey
- Aren't all Indian movies horrendous, what's new?utopian
- This is not an Indian movie, it's Americanoey_oey
- That's Trevor Jacksonoey_oey
- If only this was about Superfly Jimmy Snukka.CyBrainX
- YakuZoku0
dumb but entertaining enough for 1 watch
- autoflavour1
Anything with Star Trek in the title
*lights fuse and backs away
- sted0
- Continuity2
Generally speaking, if it's an MCU film, I'm there for it.
But, this ... this is an utter turd. I'm pretty tired of Waititi. He's not even half as funny as he thinks himself to be. And neither's Hemsworth.
I feel sorry for Christian Bale, though, wasting his talents on this pool of fermented Taco Bell arse gravy.
- Don't worry, there'll be a few dozen more super hero movies this year.NBQ00
- Waititi has lost his heart. You always felt like there was a character you rooted for in his films, but this was shit. How do you fuck up shit 80s vibes?!Ianbolton
- He's defo on the gear.PhanLo
- Christian Bale i$ fine. Waititi def high on himself, Portman showing less range with each new film. I liked the thunder sharing scene with the kids at the end.spl33nidoru
- Generally speaking, if it's an MCU film, I'm avoiding it.jagara
- Ragnarok was amazing because Waititi was on a leash. He's a genius but needs to be kept in checkProjectile
- Expensive, shiny shite. Waytitty sucks donkey dick because he thinks he's hot shit.crazyprick
- That movie was a heaping pile of horse shit. I'm so over Waititi, the MCU, etc. What has Disney NOT ruined????MondoMorphic
- ^ With any luck, not Deadpool 3.Continuity
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- maquito3
Any under “horror” genre on Netflix
- utopian7
- The only way they could have fit more tropes in this movie would be to make it longer.lemmy_k
- 15 min was enough.
So much bad movies on netflix.ApeRobot - Ditto, it was terrible.Wordsworth
- soooo bad.oey_oey
- PhanLo2
This guy reviews Seagull movies and tells you how bad they are.
I actually can't believe he's made so many, but the guy seems to think that it's all some money laundering scheme as the films make no sense in any way.
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- jonny_quest_lives1
Watched this with the kids tonight... They loved it. I just kept watching every scene thinking "I don't remember it being this bad... Good Lord what did this movie cost it looks so expensive!"
- Beautiful Teaser Poster tho... https://fffmoviepost…jonny_quest_lives
- $70,000,000 in 1991 = $152,544,493 in 2022jonny_quest_lives
- utopian-2
Fucking horrible!
- Thanks for the suggestion!nb
- being sucked up by a UFO, crushed to death and all your bodily possessions being shat out is pretty horrible. Possible spoiler alert there thoughIanbolton
- haha yep that's definitely a spoiler Ian lolBuddhaHat
- started it, gave up after 10 mins actually got bored, mind you footie was on so may have to give it another goGardener
- It's definitely worth watching Gardener. There's a lot of crazy shit, although not sure i remember how it all connected! But we can't have everythingIanbolton
- It was not bad. 3.5/5pango
- utopian-1
- nb1
This a great example of late 80s early 90s “comedy”. Movies that aren’t very funny but are just a funny situation. At the video rental place you’d find it under comedy but you probably wouldn’t laugh once during it.
I think they knew this was gonna be a snore because they introduced the female lead naked.