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- nb2
What the hell, I watched this last night. Honestly, I have never been more bored watching a movie than I was during this. SO BORING. I can't believe it got good reviews. Someone please explain why this is popular, because I do not get it.
- i don't get it either. the original was 100x better. but i also think 99.9% of hollywood movies are just unwatchable shit these daysMilan
- I will NOT even watch this Hollywood garbage on my Betamax!utopian
- Just one question, were there any lady bits shown?_niko
- Yes. Are you going to watch it now?pango
- I have zero interest in this movieBen99
- Watched it 3 times already. I find it really entertaining.pango
- @pango, definetly!_niko
- yes, this one SUCKED really, really bad.pr2
- visually great, story was typical predictable Hollywood formulamoldero
- Yeah this has 98%+ on Rotten Tomatoes. Critically acclaimed! What the hell. Aside from a few nice shots, it's almost entirely a giant pile of shit.nb
- Completely agree. Everyone was saying it was great, but it seemed like a typical Hwood, predictable with little plotformed
- This movie needs to be seen on a big screen.inv
- This movie needs to be shown in prison.futurefood
- I think some of you are overlooking how bad typical Hollywood actually is. This was an action movie, but well made and succeeded at what it set out to do.yuekit
- "typical predictable Hollywood formula"? Not sure I agree with that. There was very little dialogue for a Hollywood flickIanbolton
- But saying that, I did fall asleep in the cinema!Ianbolton
- "Hollywood" lol. Look at the director's name. Look at the creative process. Try not to let your dismissiveness blind you to everything in the world.cannonball1978
- Its shit. but popular because it ticks the right hollywood diversity boxes.Dillinger
- Don't start with that diversity shit - only silly little boys use that argument.face_melter
- There was no story and no explanation to who Charlese's character even was.bainbridge
- I don't see this it as a typical Hollywood film. Still, that doesn't explain the critical acclaim. Are they comparing it to Hollywood action? If so, why?nb
- How is it possible that critics unanimously love it, while a bunch of us think it's total trash? Are we missing something?nb
- people running from explosions for an hour and some change. barely held my interestburd-turglar
- well, I guess it's not for the weak, meek and feeble minded... It's definitely up there with the original, and no it's not a hollywood fanserving.ArchitectofFate
- woah there skippy, not sure why you feel the need to get all defensive about it. you know what they say about opinions don't youburd-turglar
- Ya fuck you guys. I love this movie :)pango
- loved it. way better than the first onescarabin
- this movie is so relevant for today. The bad dudes are ISIS running around in the desert looking to protect their oil and enslave women.hotroddy
- Mad Max: Fury Road or There and Back Again.ETM
- at least "there and back" in one movie instead of 3. like LOTR.pango
- lolmoldero
- YakuZoku5
this sucked so bad especially when Conor McGregor showed up, his acting is sooo bad
- i do not SuggestYakuZoku
- especially when the classic line " I used to fuck guys like you in prison" got updated to_niko
- "I used to request permission to physically engage non-binary persons like you in my safe space"_niko
- Doug Liman may be the world’s most boring directornb
- imma gunna watch this onerobthelad
- Now it’s a “must see”
Thanks MoldyRamanisky2 - for some reason I thought it was cyberpunk by the thumbnailfeel
- Absolutely dreadfulcrazyprick
- I've dropped 30 intelligence units this afternoon, so talk to me like you do to a dog. Woof!Wordsworth
- ^ c’mon .. it can’t be that badRamanisky2
- It was entertaining tbh :)Wordsworth
- Can't be any worse than prince of PersiaPhanLo
- Watched this yesterday. What the fuck? Conor McGregor is the worst actor ever. Always thought Jake Gyllenhall was better than these kinds of filmsIanbolton
- McGregor on screen is a walking cancercrazyprick
- I think they paid him by the letter, it was excruciating.Wordsworth
- eventually they all start to do shitty movie to pay mortgage.pango
- I did warn you!MrT
- conor mcgregor's character's pretty much hey lookat me! i'm CrAzY!pango
- The Critical Drinker review
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- AQUTE9
STARWARS
all of them, any of them
- Thanks for the suggest, will check this series outnb
- Never heard of it. Will check it out.NBQ00
- Is that the one with the guy with the pointy ears who does the V thing with his hand, and the funny blue telephone booth?elahon
- I don't like family films.CyBrainX
- it's the one with the malicious green goblin who teaches a teenager to kill his dad using magic.face_melter
- lol @ facemelterinteliboy
- But I was going to Toche Station to pick up power convertorskaiyohtee
- sted0
- Jesus. I've seen the ads on the sides of buses and assumed it'd be.. well, much like this.Nairn
- lolYakuZoku
- no relation to The Bricklayer
https://www.youtube.…Gardener - ^ or The AccountantRamanisky2
- or The EngineerRamanisky2
- lol@Narin :))sted
- RESTRICTED TRAILER!!!1HAL9001
- Based on the cover image I guess it's a prequel to Candyman?skinny_puppy
- "i protect the hive"pango
- After watching the trailer I feel like I've seen the entire movie.Krassy
- Becks got toughMrT
- I'm friendly with a north jersey italian broad who calls me DUH BEEKEEPUH no idea whystoplying
- what Krassy said.. whats left to see..? filler scenes?dee-dubs
- i supposed the final scene could be the bad boss guy being killed by a swarm of bees stinging him to death or chasing him into an lift shaft to fall to deathdee-dubs
- welp, take my money
Statham move = me out a few buckstimeless - torrent it's assGardener
- I’m gonna watch this. lol.monospaced
- babydick8
Matrix 4 is utter shite
- Agreedmonospaced
- 2h 28m of hot garbage.Ramanisky2
- Made it to 8 mins, that was quite enough thank you very muchGardener
- Felt cheap some how.
As if someone's making a fan movie but with all the original casts.pango - i turned it off after i realised i was reading a book instead of watching it..._me_
- Turned it off half way through. Jesus Christsarahfailin
- Continuity2
Generally speaking, if it's an MCU film, I'm there for it.
But, this ... this is an utter turd. I'm pretty tired of Waititi. He's not even half as funny as he thinks himself to be. And neither's Hemsworth.
I feel sorry for Christian Bale, though, wasting his talents on this pool of fermented Taco Bell arse gravy.
- Don't worry, there'll be a few dozen more super hero movies this year.NBQ00
- Waititi has lost his heart. You always felt like there was a character you rooted for in his films, but this was shit. How do you fuck up shit 80s vibes?!Ianbolton
- He's defo on the gear.PhanLo
- Christian Bale i$ fine. Waititi def high on himself, Portman showing less range with each new film. I liked the thunder sharing scene with the kids at the end.spl33nidoru
- Generally speaking, if it's an MCU film, I'm avoiding it.jagara
- Ragnarok was amazing because Waititi was on a leash. He's a genius but needs to be kept in checkProjectile
- Expensive, shiny shite. Waytitty sucks donkey dick because he thinks he's hot shit.crazyprick
- That movie was a heaping pile of horse shit. I'm so over Waititi, the MCU, etc. What has Disney NOT ruined????MondoMorphic
- ^ With any luck, not Deadpool 3.Continuity
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- face_melter3
Visually striking and absolutely fucking woeful. Out of sheer badness and in the spirit of forthright self-destruction I watched it yesterday for the first time since its release and I can't remember a damn thing about it. No impact at all.
- 'cuz you had no exposure to European comics?
This is straight out of the comics, it's really good!grafician - Comics may have been good, but the movie sucked. I watched it a second time just to make sure.lemmy_k
- I sort of liked it as a guilty pleasurePhanLo
- It was good up until Space Oddity endedfuturefood
- Fun & sweet +1 PhanLoWordsworth
- graf, you really need to log the fuck off.face_melter
- Well. It has its moments. Looks gorgeous. But really, read the Valerian & Laureline comics instead, they are stellar.jagara
- But yes, a sad misfire of a film. The characters have zero chemistry. Both are good actors otherwise, IMO...jagara
- I tried to watch this a couple of times. Utter shite.monospaced
- I liked this UNTIL blue Rihanna came in; totally killed it.ideaist
- 'cuz you had no exposure to European comics?
- Ramanisky25
- seems like funbrt44
- Love this movie, was one of my favorites back in the 80's, and the Who Made Who album is in my top 10.elahon
- It’s also a movie were one of the characters says “Maximum Overdrive”
and I instantly turned into the DeCaprio pointing meme.Ramanisky2 - "Come on over here sugar buns, this machine just called me an asshole!"garbage
- I tried to sneak into this movie as a kid.
We bought tickets to a PG movie that started at the same time. 5 minutes in an usher asked for our ticket stubs.fooler - crazy movie, saw it when i was 9Milan
- I remember being genuinely scared by this as a kid. Watched it a good many years later and lol'd at idiot young me.Nairn
- utopian7
- The only way they could have fit more tropes in this movie would be to make it longer.lemmy_k
- 15 min was enough.
So much bad movies on netflix.ApeRobot - Ditto, it was terrible.Wordsworth
- soooo bad.oey_oey
- Akagiyama5
- YOU TAKE THAT BACK THIS FILM IS A MASTERPIECEscarabin
- yeah, doesn't looks that bad :D:D
added it to the dl list.sted - oh shit? Roddy Piper???? I thought he only did they live! I'm in. I gotta find this!_niko
- coming down slow af. when my torrente is done i'm going to seed it back from a gigabit box. the sequel:
https://www.imdb.com…sted - yep wrong thread.garbage
- Yep, this is a damn fine movie.lemmy_k
- Blasphemy!GuyFawkes
- https://pastebin.com…sted
- Lol saw it last night thanks for the reco that final Star Trek fight scene scene is the piece de resistance_niko
- NBQ003
Matrix 4.
What a hot mess. Like a SNL skit at times. There are so many cringeworthy scenes.
Too bad they couldn’t do something as dark and thrilling like the first one.
- So many scenes from the old movies re-enacted on top of cutting to the actual old movie scenes as well. Yeah we saw the first movie, no need to shove it so muchNBQ00
- ...in our face. It’s so much self-referencing i could puke.NBQ00
- It's a modal!grafician
- So I take it, that you loved the flick.utopian
- Halfway through the movie I went to the other room and started playing Beat saberGuyFawkes
- I just fell asleep watching it, and I never do thatcannonball1978
- "Like a SNL skit at times". Ha! That's exactly my response to the trailer XDjagara
- Seriously it’s like a fucking fan-made movie. I can’t believe how bad it is.NBQ00
- Oh dear. Think I’ll sit this one out.mort_
- Boring and pointless.jagara
- I commented the cinematography and choreography to that of Buffy the Vampire Slayer which was the most entertaining moment in the movietimeless
- Ramanisky26
- lol Directed by Limp BizkitSysKey
- lol $23M budget, made about $3K on opening day.garbage
- I can’t wait to read a short review from one you knuckleheads.Ramanisky2
- John Travolta starring in Waiting for Guffmanfuturefood
- lol I'll watch it this weekendgarbage
- Wow, right off the bat the production screens. It was made for Redbox and the Pretzel Fang splash is fucking amazing.garbage
- ^ so you loved it... like I did.Ramanisky2
- lol I fell asleep and woke up at a screamy part near the end. Rewatched it pretending that it was a doc about Travolta after he lost his Hollywood status.garbage
- So yes, I loved it.garbage
- ^BrilliantRamanisky2
- Great review here: https://www.youtube.…antimotion
- GuyFawkes2
@scarabin
- oh no... how could they?
also, music NOT by Ennio Morriconefuturefood - Ahh goosebumps. God, i wish i was assigned this movie. I would rock this onescarabin
- looks good...heheheoey_oey
- Body movin! Body movin!jagara
- That car...lemmy_k
- A good movie night w some browniesGuyFawkes
- A one minute trailer about nothing.utopian
- it's a teaserscarabin
- i read the comics as a kidrenderedred
- oh no... how could they?
- Ramanisky23
- If Sofia Coppola ruined it for you that says it all.palimpsest
- I’m more of a Goodfellas, Killing Them Softly kinda of guy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Ramanisky2
- But Sofia Coppola in The Godfather, really?palimpsest
- That's what did it for you?palimpsest
- No ... overall the entire thing just didn’t do it for me.Ramanisky2
- But why point out Sofia Coppola?palimpsest
- She wasn't even credited in the movies.palimpsest
- Was she that bad that it ruined the whole trilogy for you? I'm neither a Godfather or Sofía Coppola fan. Just curious.palimpsest
- directing, story, acting, it was too long ... for a movie that is touted as a classic it just didn’t do it for me. Sofia is just one example.Ramanisky2
- Not credited?
https://i.ibb.co/Xjs…Ramanisky2 - You're right, chief.
Sofia ruined it.palimpsest - yes Chief .. she did.Ramanisky2
- the first one was great, the second even better. The third meh._niko
- She ruined #3. I think #s 1 & 2 are great.BuddhaHat
- the first two movies, like the last two comments.MrT
- 1 and 2 Club here. 3 should've taken an omerta.garbage
- ok_not_ok3
- I'm so grateful for this thread, I almost watched thisGuyFawkes
- you're telling me the Space Jam reboot is bad??
I am shocked. SHOCKED.sarahfailin - first 30 mins: looking for nostalgia, getting disappointment.
last 30 mins: getting emotional on the 3d stuff, and the extras moving ridiculously.sted - can't recall anything between the two.sted
- they depicted lebron not selling out. I laughed.
https://i.imgur.com/…pango - Ready Player One, but for furries.face_melter
- The time to Tune was way, way to long.garbage
- utopian4
SPIDERMAN
all of them, any of them
- drgs3
- Amazing! Like a porno without the porn.mort_
- The movie is surprisingly recent -- 2013. https://www.imdb.com…drgs
- Jesus.. him shaking that coffee over his keyboard for 30 seconds is going to give me anxiety induced nightmares.bogue
- also, this movie is terrific.bogue
- I didn’t think the budget would allow the coffee to actually spill into the laptop but was pleasantly surprised.mort_
- This is the best thing on the internet. Thanks drgs.mort_
- OMG this. If you aren't familiar, this isn't even his best one. In real Neil Breen is an architect but he really, really thinks he's doing amazing work.garbage
- Highly suggest Double Down and his greatest work. "I am here.. Now". It's amazing stuff.garbage
- he's got tons of those dummy laptopspango
- That he destroys with dummy books. Years back I reached out to him for an interview, and can say with confidence that this isn't tongue in cheek.garbage
- He's an actual moron that thinks he's a god-like genius. If anybody is interested, he's looking for a CGI hire for his new film.garbage
- NEILBREEN_5Films@aol... is his current email, because of course it is.garbage
- sarahfailin1
Just watched this spectacular turd of a movie last night-- full of terrible dialog, pointless scenes, cringy misogyny, and just bad camerawork. The trailer above captures it pretty accurately actually.I watched it with a big group of people and we were laughing (at it) the whole time.
- oh hai markGuyFawkes
- ^ xDsarahfailin
- britney spearsmonospaced
- My local Art House Cinema plays this like Rocky Horror. It sells out whenever it plays.lemmy_k
- you're tearing me apart Lisa!GuyFawkes
- oh hai_me_
- spooooooons_me_
- ....anyway, how is your sex life?kalkal
- lol yeah so much goldGuyFawkes
- Someone made a video game of that movie a little pixel Style game I'll try to find a linkGuyFawkes
- Heres pewds playing it https://youtu.be/-GF…GuyFawkes
- whatte story markjagara