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- utopian-2
Fucking horrible!
- Thanks for the suggestion!nb
- being sucked up by a UFO, crushed to death and all your bodily possessions being shat out is pretty horrible. Possible spoiler alert there thoughIanbolton
- haha yep that's definitely a spoiler Ian lolBuddhaHat
- started it, gave up after 10 mins actually got bored, mind you footie was on so may have to give it another goGardener
- It's definitely worth watching Gardener. There's a lot of crazy shit, although not sure i remember how it all connected! But we can't have everythingIanbolton
- It was not bad. 3.5/5pango
- oey_oey3
Saw it yesterday, for me totally fits in the thread
- oey_oey1
I Care a Lot...
What a great opportunity to make a great movie and what a fucking lazy writing and whatever...
Practically a waste of time.I was avoiding this movie then I forgot about it.
My partner suggested I thought it was British and then 2/3 in the movie after both of us complaining about the plot...I remembered someone here also didn't like it.Damn, this could have been a 2 and half hour awesome thriller.
- https://www.qbn.com/…grafician
- Belongs here for me tooMrT
- Nairn0
I watched Close Encounters of the Third Kind the other day, it'd been a while.
On the one hand, it's classic 80s Spielberg and has that visual magic and playful build up of tension he's so good at, but on the other - the main character is a cunt who leaves his wife and kids, the aliens are random-ass trolling shitstains who think nothing of hoying people through time, essentially killing them from the viewpoint of the fmaily of those pilots who got caught up in the Bermuda Triangle, etc - or scaring the shit out of a mother whilst abducting her kid, only to give him back days later - for what? None of it makes sense. None of it has any useful thought. It's fucking long.
It is quite pretty though.
- Based on the popular ufo stories of that day. Also with no internet back then, the movie would've been amazing for those folks in the '70sgrafician
- Oh fuck, it was from 78 wasn't it?
Durr. Still.Nairn - I need to watch E.T. again.
Fucking loved that shit when I was a kid.Nairn - I mean, the movie 3D visualised the ufo stories only published on paper back then. Pretty cool for those days, but today not so much.grafician
- simpler plots for simpler times...grafician
- it's a little slow at times but so many great set pieces. Great stuff about Spielberg and Lucas both thinking they'd made a sci-fi turkey at the same timefadein11
- Both praising each others film as a masterpiece and shit scared their own was shit.fadein11
- you have a link to that, fadein?
what is that?Nairn - er.. I mean like "I'd like to know more" not "CITE YOUR FUCKING SOURCES, CUNT!"Nairn
- https://time.com/436…fadein11
- the fuller story is in a book on 70's cinema I read a while back... will dig out, got it here somewherefadein11
- https://i.imgur.com/…fadein11
- they always helped each other early on, there's a section on Spielberg's paranoia about Close Encounters, but I will look sad taking another pic won't I?fadein11
- +1 thanksNairn
- Ramanisky2-3
- man i wanted to like this, but in the end it was so infuriatingly dumb. Just a frustrating movie overall but it devolved into absurdity by the end._niko
- i was just about to watch. so nah :)renderedred
- like, i might give the first half an A but the writer had no idea what to do with the ending and the second half is a big F_niko
- I was extremely disappointed.Ramanisky2
- it's got no redeeming qualities, not clever enough to be a dark comedy, you hate everyone and you end up in a foul mood watching this._niko
- Although i'm sure Hayoth probably masturbated from the beginning to the end of this lol_niko
- ^ lolRamanisky2
- totally agree Niko. I was angry the entire time.dopepope
- i liked itAQUTE
- i like the posterBennn
- Bluejam0
watched this last night.
more road movie than disaster movie.
the last ten minutes ... fucking awful.- I was ok with it until the last 10 minutes.lemmy_k
- Was going to post the same thing. The irony of that titleCalderone2000
- Why did I watch this? Horrifically bad.BusterBoy
- doesnotexist1
Kiiller Klowns from Outer Space
- exador11
North Shore
pretty much follows the 'karate kid' summer movie plotline..
'fish out of water' kid... enters into the 'big contest' meets some new friends, has a wacky side-kick, gets a love interest, has a 'wise' mentor' ...wins the day etc...instead of karate, or boxing, or bmx riding....it's SURFING!
and the lead character/hero is a ....GRAPHIC DESIGNER!!!!!
it's crazy bad...but so sooooooo good.
saw it in highschool, about a zillion times, and still have a ton of love for it to this day.
c'mon...any movie with bands like 'Killing Joke' in the soundtrack has to be good, right?.... (fuck i love that band)
anyhow, it's fucking great. the hawaiian slang alone is worth the price of admission. you'll be wanting to call all your friends 'barny' and 'haole'
Turtle: Stay loose, haole.
Rick: What's a haole?
Turtle: A tourist, a mainlander, like you.
Rick: I'm not a tourist.
Turtle: Whatever, Barney.
Rick: What's a Barney?
Turtle: It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?
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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/H1Jy9hvrfOU" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>- hehe, it must be good you posted it on the last page 2 years ago :-Dkingsteven
- just checked to make sure i hadn't done the same hahkingsteven
- HAHAHAHA...oh my god...that's hilarious :) didn't realize...exador1
- still holds out though..awesome movie :)exador1
- _niko1
- agreed. I laughed my ass off. Terrible, terrible movie.dopepope
- super racist toomonospaced
- Bluejam0
- NO! This is a great film ;-) moderators delete this post please! Can't be allowed in this thread!mugwart
- lol ... it was so bad that it did break on through to good but then kept going and ended up badBluejam
- I saw this at the cinema. On a date. Got lucky.robthelad
- ^ lucky with sex or lucky with the film? Hopefully bothmugwart
- I just love Baker. Think he's the dogs bollocks!mugwart
- moldero3
Point Break 2015
felt less like:
and more like:
- hotroddy0
- I thought this movie was cool when I was a kid. lolsofakingback
- The shoes, I totally remember the shoessofakingback
- The french teacher, with the uzi: I am the french teacher!!!!! lolsofakingback
- so did I. but not so much second time around in my adult years.hotroddy
- Thats why I'll never watch it again lol!sofakingback
- Why did they design basketball sneakers for the secret agent?nb
- docpoz0
- Visually amazing. Fantastic soundtrack. Plot and writing.....so so bad. This could have been amazing.antonyjwhite
- ^+moldero
- antony, you just described almost every hollywood blockbuster ever.docpoz
- Ramanisky21
- I feel like my youth is being judged..zenmasterfoo
- this is so bad its goodBluejam