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- lowimpakt2
although, the Melania "fuck christmas" tape is hilarious. She gone up in my estimation.
- Meh. She's every bit a slimey drip of diarrhea as he is.Continuity
- I'm with her on that one. Fuck Christmas into space.PhanLo
- The xmas remix song by her should be fun.PhanLo
- Continuity0
I wonder if now he's going to try and delay/cancel the election because, 'I was in bed, and couldn't go out and campaign! Rigged election!'
- lowimpakt0
actually you know what, fuck trump and his poxy obese covid ass.
"The White House blocked the US Postal Service from sending face masks to every US household in April"
"A draft press release obtained by The Post showed that the Postal Service was preparing to send out 650 million face masks in April to supply every household with them. "
- neverscared0
from 15 to zero.. now trump is flippin zero. finaly it makes sense...
- neverscared0
- Should be orangemoldero
- why, the maga heat is clearly red.neverscared
- microkorg3
He just got his doctor to write him a sick note to skip any more Debate Class.
- Continuity1
*If* it's true that the orange subhuman has Covid — and that's a big 'if', because I'm still not convinced he actually does — then it's very highly probable that Pence has it, and that Biden has it, too.
And if Biden's also got it ... this just made the election go fucking mental.
- Fax_Benson3
I don't see how faking this helps him. Any sympathy felt from him having covid will be strictly limited to his supporters. He's behind in the polls so the debates and public appearances are way more important to him than Biden.
The taxes thing is old news already and 10-14 days quarantining means 10-14 days he's less able to set the news agenda to something else.
Plus it dents his macho self-image, undermines his whole approach to covid, highlights the efficacy of masks and distancing and is too far off from election day to be viable as an excuse to postpone.
How's he going to feel watching Biden strutting around while he's tucked up in bed.
- what if he's given it to Biden and Biden croaks?Fax_Benson
- It potentially helps him for the simple fact that it — theoretically — changes the news cycles to take the attention off things like taxes, racists, and polls.Continuity
- It's also — in his mind anyway — a chance at a power grab. He could claim the election wasn't fairly executed because he wasn't able to campaign.Continuity
- Thus, he could try to take it to the supreme court, in the event of a Biden win.Continuity
- he does that anywayFax_Benson
- That's how I interpret it, anyway. But, hey, what do I know? I just create ads for a living.Continuity
- yes, the faking will help him shit.. he is fucked anyway.neverscared
- I've always been kind of skeptical of these "they did it to change the news" type arguments...we're living in a time when any story will be gone from theyuekit
- headlines in a day or two regardless of what happens.yuekit
- yeah - covid and his handling of it is the last thing Trump wants dominating the newsFax_Benson
- neverscared0
reminds me of inglorious basterds when the took out all the high command in the cinema...
- Missing from that list is that fucking snake, Mike Pence.Continuity
- Any chance he may have passed it to Biden?drgs
- I suppose we'll find out soon enough.Continuity
- Pence doesn't go anywhere where there is the possibility of him being left alone in a room with a woman.face_melter
- < not going to lie - that is a great look for her.face_melter
- hopeneverscared
- 11 & 12 are out of alignment. OCD alert!emphor
- elahon0
Watch, he'll tap out and Pence will take over as president in the weeks before the election.
- neverscared0
he is already fading ... back to the future style
- Fax_Benson10
"He is in several high-risk groups — elderly, obese, low-income"
- HA!jmckinno
- lolfadein11
- Reddit comment theft!ideaist
- twitter, actually, hence the quotesFax_Benson
- drgs3
If his last tweet is not "covfefe", I'm closing my twitter account
- tank021
Fake. It's their last effort in disrupting the election
Again, it sucks out all the oxygen out of the room.
What a horrible bunch of people run the white house.
- nb0
Everyone claiming it's fake right now is hilarious. You sound exactly like the people accusing Obama of having a fake birth certificate.
There's no evidence to suggest it's fake. Stfu, you're embarrassing yourselves.
- you are comparing apples with oranges. In these 3,5 year they have proven they will say and lie about everything. So why not about this.tank02
- because there's no evidence or logic for it.Fax_Benson
- Trump called the whole thing fake ffsmonospaced
- eh? Trump lies time and time and time again. Obama was black so apparently wasn't born here. How is that similar?inteliboy
- I know BUT look at his track record. Every day a total different truth. He sometimes even denies what he said 3 lines before. I'm not a tin foil hat. I believetank02
- in Occam's Razor theory. But this time.... Did you guys ever though Sept / Oct would be this madhouse?tank02
- Show Me the COVID certificate!fooler
- nb-1
Odds are that Trump will most likely survive Covid.
Think about how that will play out. His popularity will surge and he'll win the election. It sucks, but it's true.
- I'm afraid I have to agree with this.Continuity
- But I can't upvote, understand, because it's a shitty, shitty situation.Continuity
- I think it's totally possible he got a mild case and the whole thing is forgotten a week from now.yuekit
- But why would his popularity surge just because he survived a disease he failed to protect the rest of the country from? haha cmonyuekit
- Just watchnb
- he's certainly going to ride itrenderedred
- Could you explain why the odds are he will survive Covid? He's 74 and obese. Doesn't that lower his chance of surviving?mort_
- Yes, he's high risk, most deaths are in his age group. However, the death rate of people in their 70s is still between 5% and 10%.nb
- And remember that those people aren't the president of the USA. He'll have the best treatment possible. So probably a 95%+ chance of surviving.nb
- However, how long does a 70 year old live after surviving Covid? And what is their health really like after that? I don't know. President for four years? Hm.nb
- I don’t see how surviving covid is going to make people vote for him who weren’t going to alreadyscarabin
- ApeRobot-1
What about he's pretending to have it, then come's back in no time promoting a medication and save the day? #TinFoilHats
- Ridiculously elaborate plan to promote a fake remedy.monospaced
- Pretending, then "oh look it was nothing but minor sniffles, get the economy full steam head, fake news virus" = wins election.shapesalad
- There's no way this bunch could cover up a ruse like that, impossible I say...whatthefunk
- Also, move focus from taxes and debates.lnu
- absurd, jesus, some things are just what they are.fadein11
