Signs your getting old?
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- bezoar0
The greying of my hair is in this order:
Head
Beard
Chest
Nose
ArmpitWhat does that leave? The time is nigh. Fuck no, not my pubes.
- nocomply9
I was having lunch at my Mom's place last week for her birthday.
She asked me if I wanted a beer and I said "sure."
She proceeded to pull out one of her boyfriend's beers from the fridge. It was a Bud Light in an 8oz. can.
I had never seen any beer in such a small size before, and you know what I said?
"Hey, this is the perfect size for lunch!"
WTF is wrong with me?
- Bud Light.MrT
- lolSimonFFM
- In Portugal we have 20cl (6.76oz.) beers, allways cool :) https://marketeer.pt…dmay
- that's not beerKrassy
- Beer: cheapest way to legally get drunk since price of Lysol went up. There's a reason in the ethyl distill industry beer is classed as 'unrefined'********
- Perfect for lunch, because you'd catch the same buzz off of a bottle of water.section_014
- Bennn2
There's so much noise outside, i'm about to get crazy! Sometimes I want to leave the city and go in the woods.
- I totally get that. We did it though, its ace!slappy
- There are tigers in the woods Ben, think on it beforeOBBTKN
- sometimes i'm really tired of living surrounded by people in the city, i'd want my private backyard and no neighbour over or under meBennn
- You don't need to move to the woods for that... just the suburbs.ETM
- one day maybeBennn
- maquito0
Posting “absurd handover” as my most sincere reply. Again.
- ********0
when this was your jam in high school
- To be fair, Sepultura got a lot better at Uni.Eighty
- don't you ever disrespect the fathers of punk with mosquito feces and liver********
- Bennn2
i kinda want an house out of the city, near nature, no close neighbours, trees, grow a garden and plants in the backyard. and i thought i didnt want childrens, but now i want childrens... I'm getting old, thats a sign.
- detritus1
I am unsure who 'Kylie Jenner' is.
Apparently she's on track to become the youngest-ever self-made billionnaire, but I have no idea for what, or why.
- I mean, I see her name bandied around a lot, but.. it's meaningless to me.detritus
- Something something lips.detritus
- https://www.bbc.co.u…Fax_Benson
- Self made? lol. Isn't she a Kardashian?********
- It all started with a homemade porn video from her sister. Standing ovation for this little shit.Maaku
- started with her dad and the OJ trial_niko
- http://www.businessi…drgs
- Bluejam6
- Speaking the fucking truth here.section_014
- https://youtu.be/TOK…prophetone
- Worddee-dubs
- @prop. Good hip hop knowledge there. I remember that track.Hayzilla
- my useless hip hop know ledge got me standing on shaky ground too close to the edgeprophetone
- plastic peoples********
- shapesalad2
I don't care about work.
When you look at the bigger picture - as a human existing on the planet for a fraction of the overall human history - and you consider your daily work, and what, if any, legacy you may leave behind, it all seems pretty pointless.
- It probably was brutal working to build the pyramids, but at least their work has had impact on the history of homo sapiens.shapesalad
- I'd suggest having an impact is as equally fucking meaningless********
- Just live, love, be happy and follow your heart and your passions.********
- I don't care about legacy, but I like working on things. Solving problems, fixing things.section_014
- Having meaning is meaninglessChimp
- Do some pushups. You need some endorphins pumping in your brain. Life is good!stoplying
- First of all, we have no idea who or how they built the god damn pyramids. But I agree on that robotic 9-5 and M-F routine.Maaku
- Yup pretty much, we’re here for a blink of an eye, do you want to spend it answering to idiots and making sure you arrive before 9:00am every day?_niko
- And have them tell you when and for how long you can take a vacation? Fuck that noise, do work that makes you happy or not, just enjoy your blink._niko
- I think we have the technology, know how and the resources to distribute wealth evenly to all you shouldn’t be a slave to drudgery just to survive_niko
- Ya fuck legacy. Just enjoy the time you have and ding fuck it up for the next generation.pango
- If you want legacy just go build some weird shit that lasts forever and could potentially make future people go "what the fuck was the purpose of building this?pango
- sothere1
I wonder if I have the stamina to go through the 3 interviews, design test and two-week trail it seems to takes to get a new job.
- ********-7
When you need to get back to magazines...
- capn_ron0
I bought Twizzlers Nibs at Rite-Aid last night and last week i put carob chips on my frozen yogurt. Next up is probably pistachio ice cream the way things are going.
- stoplying3
I saw Radiohead last night and was a little shocked at just how much mary janes were being puffed. I was a bit taken aback.
- Maaku4
Ordered a shake with my burger and couldn't even drink half of it because was too sweet.
- try beerapi
- because it*Maaku
- I never have alcohol with my food, except wine.Maaku
- I will occasionally get a chocolate shake for my son, take one sip and that's good enough for meprophetone
- what we need is more malt shops!prophetone
- Five Guys has malts.DRIFTMONKEY
- noticed all the stuff like this I loved as a kid now just tastes like sugar icing.inteliboy
- It's not you, they've actually made it shittier. Replace expensive fat/protein Cal's with cheap sugar caloriesmonNom
- There are hershies bars that can't legally be called chocolate anymore from this shit.monNom
- api5
when you can easily afford the new macbook pro and think a hackintosh is too much work to do.
- fooler2
I am currently sitting in a doctors office awaiting treatment for throwing my back out from bending over to pick up a shirt off of the floor.
- desmo2
I hurt my knee picking up a couple bags of groceries off the floor.
