Signs your getting old?
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- bezoar0
Getting upset at sushi roll names at young/trendy restaurant. Spanish Fly? Blue Balls?
- https://www.huffingt…imbecile
- ^Ugh. Why all the sexy sushi names? Should be bar shots instead.bezoar
- CALLES6
I like my flights early. tomorrows flight is at 644. meaning I have to get up around 430 to go towards the airport around 5. that's the way I roll
- Maaku0
I haven't been on the CoD or Butt of the day thread in months.
- just like me except for today. but I'm dating a chick and butt of the day at the moment.********
- lol, why the downvote? Virgins.Maaku
- Looking at a vertebrate species muliebrous specimen's mammary glands, gluteus maximus and vulva is boring.shapesalad
- just like me except for today. but I'm dating a chick and butt of the day at the moment.
- fooler3
you think getting to the airport an hour and 45 minutes early is cutting it close.
- capn_ron0
Heartburn last night that almost made me puke! Felt like fire coming up my esophagus! Had some homemade chicken tacos with medium salsa. I love spicy. Please don't let this happen to me yet.
- You old fartMaaku
- ^^ truth ^^capn_ron
- have cider vingermugwart
- ^ ya get your gut healthyinteliboy
- Eat live culture. Do diaphragm exercises. Instant fix = have a teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda in water.********
- baking soda + water is yr friend, aka, listen to setjaylarson
- not sure about the bicarb. i used to partake but taking doesn't do great things for your stomach. to get better results one should take the apple cider vingermugwart
- i have been living with heartburn for the past few years. night time is the worse. sleep with higher pillows, don't eat late or yes keep tums by my bed.sea_sea
- You all have hiatal hernias. Do diaphragmatic breathing for at least 10 minutes every day. Your diaphragm is weak. It's very common amongst us desk dwellers********
- ^ wuuuut (googles)sea_sea
- If you get heart burn then you almost certainly have a hiatal hernia to some degree ...********
- mugwart0
You get reminded by your 8 year old that you've told him that papercase used to be sister-ray records 3 times now.
- fooler7
I think the original Library of Congress logo is amazing and shouldn’t be changed.
- PonyBoy2
- I had this type of gray hair done in my late 20's. Personally, I think it looks amazing on men and women. the roots issue though, hard to keep up.imbecile
- ^ agreed love the lookmugwart
- yeah..well...my hair has been non-existent since my late 20's...what I have is pure white (including my beard)...I'd kill to be a gorgeous blonde again :/PonyBoy
- Wasn't this a trend in 2016-2017? Looks good on this model though.NBQ00
- my hair naturally has gone grey, no root issues.shapesalad
- Pony I'm bald, at least you have hair.Maaku
- "Arctic blonde".
: )ideaist - maaku... I said my hair was 'non-existent'... I'm right there w/you. :) What I have left is pure snow though... I'm talking #ffffffPonyBoy
- Lol I had that.pango
- I think this style only works if its obvious you're young enough that its not nature's grey taking holddee-dubs
- girlfriend has it atm, it took a few days to get used to.kingsteven
- thought it was some new social acceptance trend like that ice bucket thingmekk
- You guys are over thinking it. People like the color, people dye their hair the color. That's about it.pango
- You people get freaked out by things you're not accustomed to too easily. It's just a color!pango
- Ok not freaked out but definitely over analyzing it.pango
- Looks good. Smoky glossy, accent with neon..********
- first sign of a real gray hair and I guarantee the kid in the picture (and anyone like her) goes straight for the anti-gray formula...PonyBoy
- Or they just dye their hair.pango
- Looks absolutely ridiculous.monospaced
- Pfff hater gonna hate.pango
- those hair dyes are super toxic for you and life that comes into contact with it once it's washed down the sink = ocean life.shapesalad
- oh, lol, my bad :)Maaku
- bro, coolest of storiesimbecile
- one day when i get tired of hiding my grays i'll go silver. it's rad on older women.sea_sea
- It's rad on everybody!
https://media.tenor.…pango - that's what i'm saying p! lolsea_sea
- ********1
Started watching these lol
- This reminds me of my old man. Disagreeing with the instructions and do it youself.emphor
- ^ yep, extremely relaxing and uplifting at the same time********
- NBQ00-1
- shapesalad1
You look at code for your old website from 7 years ago, where you coded php sessions and variables and the site architecture in a mix of php and javascript - and are having to read each line of code really carefully as you can't remember what any of it does. At the same time are quite amazed that you coded it. And then you look at the htaccess file and have forgotten how any of those rewrite rules work.
- How did I once know how all this worked and have totally forgotten it. Come on brain...shapesalad
- < I get that if I haven't looked at a project in a week!dee-dubs
- ^ bet me to it.mugwart
- ^me tooerr
- Fax_Benson1
You have to stop doing the leg exercises your physio gave you to take the strain off your knees (which are fucked) because they cause your back to spasm so badly that you can't stand up straight for a week - the effect of which sets off your gammy shoulder.
- same, right shoulder and both knee caps getting jammed (spams) the last 10 days mate.********
- I need to exercise but exercise breaks my musclesFax_Benson
- that kneecap pain though. I can see how having strong thighs takes the strain off but having bulging legs doesn't fix my knackered kneesFax_Benson
- swimimbecile
- Tai chi. And you'll probably be the youngest in the class!MrT
- same, right shoulder and both knee caps getting jammed (spams) the last 10 days mate.
- fooler3
- i just pluck 'em :) nice n long n white********
- pluck? good luck when you get an infection that goes right into your brain.shapesalad
- Plucking a nose hair is like stabbing yourself in the eye with an icicle.fooler
- @shape counting on it lol********
- Plucking is torture and causes me to sneeze for five minutes.HijoDMaite
- plucking is painful. get a victorinox pocket knife with scissorspinkfloyd
- thanks @pink, got me a little pair of sciss tonight :)********
- I pluck, too. I pull out like 10-20 at a time. Grab 'em with my fingertips, brace myself and YANK.elahon
- ^lol like a personal high :)********
- I pluck em too, not all of them, only the ones that are peaking out. Speed is key. If you do it fast enough, it doesn't hurt that much.Maaku
- Fellow Plucker Hererobthelad
- Masochists!fooler
- Trim nose hairs. Pluck the ear hairs ;)monospaced
- i just pluck 'em :) nice n long n white
- chukkaphob2
- lolKrassy
- funny how that worksTurboslacker
- +********
- Burroughs?jaylarson