Signs your getting old?
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- scruffics-2
What?! Did you say something?
- DaveO3
Phenomenally frustrated when anyone displays a slight lack of common sense
- fooler14
I removed the aerator screens on my kitchen faucet to clean them to get better water flow and not to use them as a screen for a pot pipe.
- LolHijoDMaite
- hahaGnash
- I purchased a bag of screens for my bong.zarkonite
- _me_0
Watching the Tour de France to Vivaldi four seasons - a happy and amazed 43 year old right here !
- nocomply-1
I haven't had to use the Unsharp Mask filter in Photoshop for years.
Just applied it and had to get all close to my monitor and squint to see the difference between before and after.
- DRIFTMONKEY6
Stubbed my toe a couple weeks ago. Happens a lot, so I shrugged it off. Hurt like the dickens though. As the day went on, it hurt more and more. Turns out I fractured the damned thing. Now I'm the "cane guy" in the office. I was already 10+ years older than everyone here, now I'm fucking mummy dust.
- Mummy dust!nocomply
- Kinda similar thing happened to me last year. After a week I got x-rays. Turned out I fractured my kneecap.nocomply
- Lmao sorry dudeHijoDMaite
- Ok, walking with a cane is next level shit lol. You're winning!desmo
- adapt Abraham SImpson voice for full packagedrgs
- "mummy dust" haha, brilliant. I have t-shirts older than some of my team :(mrAtor
- Another sign: "hurt like the dickens".stoplying
- haha MrAtor - I wore a tee the other day which I realised is from 1998 and is still in pretty much perfect condition :\detritus
- I fractured my leg a month or so ago, but just ended up walking it off. Had a bad limp for a week or so, and my shin was yellow and disgusting for a bit.garbage
- Drink your milk.garbage
- haha mummy dustprophetone
- https://i.imgur.com/…DRIFTMONKEY
- fooler21
you start using old-timey vocabulary like "hurt like the dickens"
- "They made a hullabaloo."notype
- Calling companies “outfits”HijoDMaite
- How dare you. =)DRIFTMONKEY
- shapesalad-1
You want to join a Morris dancing group:
I used to love seeing the longsword dance when I were a lad.
- Used to go watch this as a family every Boxing DayMrT
- seems to be an ancient pre-Gay ritual...robotron3k
- why are the swords so bendy?Gnash
- pre-gay?monospaced
- PonyBoy6
This morning in a meeting w/a new group I'm working with I brought up a reoccurring theme from some of my favorite movies to describe the kind of personality we wanted to portray for a series of commercials we're putting together (specifically: Randy Quaid's character in National Lampoon's Vacation movies).
The 24 yr old producer and 19 year old intern stared... and stared... until one spoke up w/a half-cocked head like a puppy confused by strange sounds from the TV:
"What movies? Who?"
"You know!" I shouted gleefully... "European Vacation!... ... Vegas Vacation?....... CHRISTMAS VACATION??!... SHITTER WAS FULLL??!!"
More confused stares.
I then began to sing 'Holiday Road' by Lindsay Buckingham...
... NOTHING.
- ...realllllll niiiceprophetone
- I give people homework when they do this. One guy here hasnt even seen any arnie films...like wtf!mugwart
- eryx-1
I searched youtube for "What is Kpop?"
After watching a few videos I still have no idea what it is and now I am angry.
- The angry part is the “getting old.”ArmandoEstrada
- Korean popmonospaced
- ... a creative industry job board and portfolio hosting website?kingsteven
- MrT-1
The sheer, unadulterated pleasure of an egg sandwich.
- drgs4
Stumbled over this new radio channel that keeps playing all the best music hits, one after another...
I bend over to check the name -- Retro FM- lolSimonFFM
- i'm with you on this one, i find myself listening to "oldies" all the time ;)renderedred
- mort_-3
Signs *you're* getting old?
