Elon Musk
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- NBQ009
- After the classic original: https://4.bp.blogspo…grafician
- lol graf. I always loved those labelsNairn
- lol I have one of those jackets somewhere from way backmonospaced
- nb2
- mEmÉ LiFéPhanLo
- This actually seems reasonable.
The way he's gone about sorting it..? Not.
Very much Not.Nairn - Oh, hi corporation, in my first correspondence to you directly, I will deliver doom and gloom. Good times are on the horizon!BonSeff
- Sent at 2:30am local timenb
- I mean pretty rough in terms of his outlook for the future. It’s like he knows he’s fucked!nb
- I could maybe see the point of being excited by developing electric cars. But Twitter wouldn't be mad fun 50 hours a week.PhanLo
- That was a reverse of the compliment sandwich. Things are dire, Blue label is great, no remote working. Ta!instrmntl
- A ton of sad losers are probably secretly stoked about forcing everyone back to the office. The Michael Scotts of the world, the office blowhards...nb
- ...the people who hate spending time with their families, the guys who like to hit on office colleagues. All the worst people are pumped to be back!nb
- BusterBoy7
"Elon Musk just told Twitter employees he’s not sure how much run rate the company has and “bankruptcy isn’t out of the question."
https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/…
- How to motivate employees...nb
- ... to get a better job nownb
- And I thought working in ad agencies was a shit sandwich. Fucking hell.Continuity
- nb3
Can you imagine if he took over the company when the economy was singing and tech hiring was hotter than ever (beginning of this year) Everyone would be quitting!
He’s only keeping staff because the job market looks pretty grim. Still, ex-twitter is valued in tech so these people have options. Not as many as back in January, but there’s always someone hiring
- BonSeff3
This is how I see Elon walking around the office next week
- BonSeff2
"Spokesperson for pharmaceutical giant Eli Lilly says they're in communication with Twitter to address the fake-but-verified Eli Lilly tweet that has been up for three hours and has 1,500 retweets and 10,000 likes"
- rootlock1
Nobody knows that Twitter was founded and ran by a bunch of gronola crunching dolphin riders...ie..similar to craigslist. He is getting rid of the hippycrits. Smart lad really. #EvanWilliams
- hah. haven't heard of evan williams in years, met him a few times in the early days of twitter. i wouldn't have guessed we'd still be talking about it in 2022kingsteven
- I thought you guys were talking about bourbonscarabin
- what is a "gronola crunching dolphin rider"?cotton
- nb3
When a mid-level manager making $100k per year has a divorce or two, doesn’t get to see the kids, etc. he has a mid life crisis, he buys an $80k sports car. But he doesn’t pay cash, he gets a loan and makes payments.
When the richest man around has a mid life crisis, he buys twitter. Same thing, on a scale that matches his wallet.
Makes sense
- AQUTE2
anyone own stock? (delisted)
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/TWTR…- lol did you just wake up from a coma?monospaced
- Elon bought up the shares and took it private.monospaced
- utopian1
Twitter Could Go Bankrupt, Musk Says
What's the fastest way to burn $44 billion? We may be about to find out.
- NBQ006
(from video below)
- wtf his stupid laughNBQ00
- i thought it was dubbed. lollololBeeswax
- Really is the cunts cunt.PhanLo
- what a piece of shit.bogue
- Ignorant twat laughing like a hyena.utopian
- the laugh of an insane persondbloc
- so many haterssheep
- ^ Username check-outsutopian
- https://vignette4.wi…Krassy
- fun fact: after this interview parts of Europe also Germany the rain stayed away - less groundwater many households were not allowed to refill their pools, etc.api
- it was one of the driest summers in recent history.api
- NBQ001
If a mega-billionaire donates 2.4% of his fortune to charity but no charity gets any money, does it actually count as philanthropy?
That’s a lingering question surrounding Elon Musk, the Tesla chief executive and world’s wealthiest person, over the past month. A terse regulatory filing in mid-February disclosed that Musk, who is currently worth $235 billion according to Bloomberg, had earmarked $5.7 billion worth of his Tesla shares for charity in late November. And yes, that’s the only detail Musk has provided about where the shares have gone: “To charity,” according to the bare-bones prose in the SEC’s disclosure form. No nonprofits have recently announced receiving any money from him, and Musk did not respond to several Fortune requests for comment.
Full read: https://imgur.com/gallery/1is90A…
- What is clogging the trickle down system?palimpsest
- Hasn't he just given the money to himself? Like all these charity cunts do?PhanLo
- Sounds Trumpy...BusterBoy
- utopian-1
- grafician-4
"New - Twitter has suspended its $8 subscription Twitter Blue program. Now Twitter is rolling out the "official" label from an internal and pre-approved list of businesses. No one new can sign up for Twitter Blue for now."
- https://www.bloomber…grafician
- Hahahahaha! So funnymonospaced
- Imagine being in meetings with him right now or next week. Wowzersnb
- Waiting for Twitter red.instrmntl
