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'The human race is in grave danger of stupidity, not coronavirus': https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news…
- hehe "The only reason you may need that much Andrex is because you’ve stockpiled baked beans and tinned prunes too."PonyBoy
- Amen.Continuity
- Nutter1
Danish prime minister is just now holding a press conference, we now have 512 confirmed cases. We are apparently now the European country with the most new cases. Its spreading fast, and too fast.
they are now taking the following steps, and asking the public to:
- all public workers that can work from home must do so
- all schools will be closed from monday, parents must organise who can work/stay at home
- all bars/night clubs/ect are asked to be closed for a while, no legislation that can require a closure yet, but they will rush legislation through tomorrow
- mandatory health check before entering Denmark for some flights
- hospital, retirement home visitors are asked to minimize their visits
- limit the amount of external activities
- avoid taking public transport in rush hour, walk or bike if you can
- all hospitals across the country will now take covid-19 cases- also no gatherings with 100 people or moreNutter
- The only right thing to do. I wish the Norwegian government would have the same insight before we end up in the same placeinv
- yesterday it was 262 cases. They also expect to be many more cases they haven't found yet. They strongly suggest not travelling, for some countries especially.Nutter
- we have been to slow to take steps, our national health board was too slow. The government have now totally overruled them to take steps.Nutter
- Is this going affect the supply of Danish pastries??shapesalad
- since they don't have anything to do with Denmark besides the name then I'm guessing no. Better ask your local bakery shop :PNutter
- they actually changed it to ANYONE who can work from home are asked to do so.Nutter
- NBQ000
Champions League game between Paris vs Dortmund in empty stadium. Sigh.
- must be bored of losing in the knockout rounds and have gone for dinner insteadFax_Benson
- Crowd outside stadium thoughshapesalad
- No worries, the Coronavirus only like to be inside stadiums.NBQ00
- _niko0
Owner of Nottingham forest and Olympiakos Evangelos Marinakis has tested positive for the virus. He greeted Arsenal players and staff during their previous champions league clash at Emirates stadium.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/footba…- Did he lick their faces?
He looks like he's about to lick that guy's face. Perhaps a wet nibble on his nose.Nairn - Lol NairnNBQ00
- Goal or foul?shapesalad
- Genius way to sabotage one of your rivals.Beeswax
- Did he lick their faces?
- Nairn0
Travellers should all be vacuum-packed.
- With an air-hole, obvs.
I'm not an idiot.Nairn - PfffffftKrassy
- lamination now!kingsteven
- seal them in epoxy betwixt a walnut crotchkingsteven
- With an air-hole, obvs.
- NBQ000
China, you fucks.
- bat soup. MmmmmKrassy
- Are we dead yet?robotron3k
- shut up. could have been anywhere.scruffics
- You think? We don‘t eat fucking bats in my town.NBQ00
- Yea lots of cultures eating bat soup and allowing wild game markets with no regulation. Could have happened anywhere guys!Raybandana
- @scruffics there are just a few places on this planet where you can sit on a pandemic, and do nothing until it grows beyond manageable. China is one of these.sted
- Yeah, this is a fucking stupid (and borderline racist) comment. Not helping one iotahardhat
- According to ancient Chinese Trad Med, bat soup makes you stronger against the Coronavirus.shapesalad
- China is Ground Zero for all Future Pandemics.utopian
- China is laughing nowgrafician
- @utopian countries in asia are the source of all sorts of things due to the high concentration of humans.sted
- Beeswax0
Turkey announced the first confirmed case.
It's not logical. We probably have thousands in a population of 75 million + 5 million Refugees. And we have a giant border with Iran.But apparently people were waiting for this one confirmed case to start emptying supermarkets
- ernexbcn2
Italy orders to close all comercial activity, only drugstores and supermarkets are allowed during this period.
- PhanLo0
- Millennials are just going to have to get use to it.robotron3k
- The first of a wave of coronavirus ted talks to wash over us...shapesalad
- racist assholes can kindly ignore though so you are right on trackmonospaced
- Krassy0
France, Spain, and Germany are experiencing Italy's outbreak from a couple weeks ago. At this rate... ugh
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- Krassy0
Japan has somehow managed to contain the spread!
- https://www.arcgis.c…Krassy
- They also are notorious for underreportingdopepope
- ah, maybe that's part of it, yeaKrassy
- zaq0
- Bennn0
- pity... I'll have all the food to eat whilst these fool chew on their Toilet Paper during the summer shutdown of Covid-19shapesalad
- We will look at this in 10-15 years and think 'wow, people were stupid back then'Bennn
- Well remember how much YOU posted and spread the mania in no fewer than 10 posts a day for weeks and weeks and weeks. 99%monospaced
- GuyFawkes1
Toilet paper will be the new currency, stock up now fellas!
- BusterBoy3
Calm down everyone Jared Kushner is Googling "coronavirus" as we speak.