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- sted2
- imbecile1
I don’t swim anymore. I’ve gained weight I’d prefer not have. I don’t eat chocolate but I’ve made Cookie Crisp from scratch for breakfast more than one morning. I also don’t drink caffeine, but I’m pretty sure I just had a vodka Red Bull. Strange times indeed.
- omahadesigns5
- Is it possible he’s this stupid.nb
- Good to see that the spoiled brat is still a fucking idiot that feels free to go on his soapbox to address things he clearly doesn't understand.garbage
- I have a theory that these babyfaced cunts with zero expertise on anything are so influential on FB bc they look like what old people wish their kids were like.garbage
- And Facebook is pretty much just old people now.garbage
- BECUZ BILL GATE WANT TO CONTROL US WITH HIS VAXINEBennn
- who the fuck is this? oh wait, I don't care.lvl_13
- webazoot5
Zoom Crasher Becomes Too Engrossed In Sales Meeting To Scream Obscenities
SEATTLE — Deciding against interrupting the actually quite gripping call on marketing and customer research, local Zoom crasher Mike Gromer reportedly became too engrossed in a sales meeting Wednesday to scream obscenities.
“I planned on barging in and shouting a bunch of white supremacist stuff, but they were discussing strategies for increasing brand awareness among the coveted 18-34 demographic, and I stopped dead in my tracks,” said a naked Gromer as he lowered his penis away from the camera, explaining that he totally forgot about his intentions to screen share incredibly disturbing hardcore pornography the second he heard the marketing team reveal their sales targets and tactics.
“I just got so wrapped up in Lydia’s PowerPoint presentation outlining their Q4 projections that it didn’t even dawn on me that I hadn’t gotten around to calling all the women ‘cunts’ and the men ‘dickless beta cucks.’ Wow, I’m expecting big things from this team. I should probably just turn off my camera so the giant swastika doesn’t distract from these B2B figures.”
At press time, a quietly masturbating Gromer had been promoted to Southwest regional account manager for his invaluable contributions during the meeting.
- mg330
Mega-Desk is moving along. Got a second Ikea Alex cabinet to support the left side, and the big countertop is arriving Sunday. Going to cut it with me neighbor, who is also giving me some free monitor stands he got when he bought some speakers.
Was afraid I couldn't get the Alex cabinet until end of June by delivery, but Ikea just opened up curbside pickup locally this week and I was able to get it this week ahead of the desktop.
I'll basically be ending up with the Karlby 74 DIY desk that's pretty popular online, but with a monitor shelf and pullout midi controller drawer. Building that with drawer rails attached to the cabinets, and an Ikea shelf I already have as the slide-out tray for the keyboard. My only concern on that is if the height from the bottom of it to the floor is too small for my legs to go without bumping the tray all the time. So, got risers for the desk if I need to raise it, and can go 4" up if needed.
Will be similar to this:
- I hate to ruin your hard work, but have you ever used a sit-stand desk? Life changing.nb
- i prefer angle desk to sits my elbows. Straight desks like these kill my arms/elbows/shoulder... I have to fully sit my forearm on the desk.Bennn
- Be sure to buy the longest desktop that will fit in the designated space for the desk. You'll thank me later.utopian
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- nb3
How much did hand sanitizer cost in the old days? My grocery has it for $9 for about 5 oz, I have no idea if that's gouging.
- Around $3 to $4 bucks, definitely gouging.utopian
- My neighbour paid AU$90 for a 1 litre bottle in late March, apparently.MrT
- Just steal it.section_014
- Report them to... the news?monospaced
- It’s possible they paid $7nb
- I won’t report them, they’re good people. I bet if I asked the manager for a free bottle, he’d say yesnb
- 0,3€OBBTKN
- 5€ for a 200ml bottlemekk
- lemmy_k8
Talked my wife into buying an old pop up trailer. Using time at home to put in a new floor, lighting and nicer tables. Today they opened a campground 20min from my house. Got a site for next week. My son will miss "school" for a few days.
I don't ever want to go back to full time work.- Amazing @lemmy_k! PICS!!!
We got The North Face 4 person tent just as this all began and it's JUST getting warm enough @ night to enjoy with my sons in Canada.ideaist - Yes, pics you bastardGnash
- Idea, you up in the creemore area, right? Nice up thereGnash
- Excellent. Got a family camping trip planned myself in a couple weeks. Always wanted a camper trailer.aslip
- I’m obsessed with v]camping trailers. I just can’t afford the ones I wantGnash
- @Gnash Yes'sir! Dunedin, ON. Drop a line if you're ever in the area!!! Rural QBN Meetup?! Trailer is a 3 year plan... Still need a hitch on the Subaru!ideaist
- Outback here :), need a hitch too!Gnash
- I almost bought a place around singhampton. I’m up at a friends place in north of murmur sometimes. I’ll post next time I head there :)Gnash
- Same @ Outback; was it YOU who suggested it a year or so back on a thread here?! Haha. Anytime man / drop a line. Godspeed 'til then.ideaist
- Lol, I think that was me. Hope you’re happy with it :)Gnash
- Amazing @lemmy_k! PICS!!!
- utopian2
- You know what else would undercut that message, Pence? Think about it.monospaced
- refuses to stop kissing trump on the mouthsarahfailin
- Bluejam4
"I’ve landed in Hong Kong after flying from Paris CDG, via London Heathrow. I now have to wait ~8 hours before I get my #COVID19 test results..."
- Krassy2
Italian Start-up Offers Social Distancing Bracelets
"... that informs users when they are too close to others..."
- PhanLo5
My mate's been making these daily shorts when he goes swimming super early in the morning since the start of May.
He's been getting soundscapes from other friends to go along with the visuals.-
Full set here:
https://mike-guest-upqm.squaresp…