You are in a dungeon.
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- Ianbolton-1
After going left for several miles, you can see the Vatican in the far distance, a majestic dragon is to your left talking gibberish about a goat and to your left is Freddie Star eating a tidy salad.
A small boy approaches you...
- jmckinno0
Go left
- 5timuli-1
JUMP THE CHASM
- scarabin6
Sit up and pat my person for injuries and items.
Shout “hello?”
- Do i have a sense of who i am?scarabin
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- garbage0
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- i_monk1
I scramble to my feet and collect Dennis and press the cloth glove into my head wound.
- sarahfailin0
After a while of perusing the dark laboratory, I decide it's time to find my way out of here. I look at the glad containers filled with colored liquids and grab the highest one on the shelf, with no idea of what it is. I turn to leave with Dennis and close the door behind me.
I retrace my steps, past my own, sealed cell where the goblins are still squawking vainly, and I approach the only door remaining for me to pass through.
How the heck I got to this planet of Gwar, I have no idea. Why was I imprisoned? Where can I get some clothes or food too eat? This leather glove I'm wearing on my genitals is starting to chafe me, but at least it's keeping me warm.
Clutching my bloody makeshift shiv in one hand, I nudge the door open. My only path to freedom!
- cannonball19781
Creep down the left corridor shading Dennis' eye, peek around the corner.
- scarabin2
Inspect cloth.
If it helps, use it like a pouch to make carrying things easier
- garbage0
I realize I have a sizeable bit of potato stuck in my teeth from the last time I had dinner. I spit it out, ball it up, and roll it towards the skittering shadow.
- garbage0
I pace back and forth, kicking both doors begging a reaction from either door. At this point I don't care, because Dennis and I are starved, bored, and determined.
- garbage1
Surmising that Dennis has been living on shit for some time and developed a taste for it, I pick off a fleck of poop and toss in the crevice in a second effort because he strikes me as a highly motivated laser crab.
As a backup plan I reload the shit shiv and fashion the bowl into a helmet.
- i_was0
Incandescent eyes of the Dragon !!!!
- garbage0
Read the books to learn how to make drugs for the impending journey. Also note to self: stop playing with myself, and divert that nervous energy to consoling Dennis.
- Wolfboy1
That expanding monstrosity is only going to end one way, I might as well get it over with and take the shiv to it.
- cannonball19781
Examine left door. If it seems like a prison cell door, do the same to right door. If it also seems prison doory then make left down hall. If the right door is bot a cell door open it.
- sarahfailin1
I scrape the bowl with the shiv, removing a small amount of encrusted food which I feed to Dennis, to further strengthen our bond to each other. I then point him to the crevasse above the door, holding the leash and say, "go Dennis!" expecting him to climb up the door without any yeeting necessary.
I look through the crack at the bottom of the door to see if I can get any glimpse at what is on the other side...
- i_monk1
I bump the thread.
- i_monk0
Check for other doors, then scan the tables for anything interesting.
- garbage0
I backtrack to the hallway and the other door, petting Dennis and promising him a big sun-snack as soon as we get the fuck out of the dungeon.