Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
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- babydick-1
I don't want to be a party pooper cuck, but that sex club shit ain't doing it for me, apart from some random dude stroking your dick. That's fucking hilarious.
- he gone gay on usutopian
- username checks out.Projectile
- I wouldn't have taken it as well as he did but that's why I don't have a thread based on my Caligulan antics.CyBrainX
- nb1
We haven’t heard from catpower in a couple weeks.
Probably eloped and is off on his honeymoon somewhere
- Ramanisky21
Hey catpower, I’m patiently waiting for the newest episode to be released.
- I reckon this thread precipitated slapshot's D-I-V-O-R-C-EBrabo_Brabo
- On a kamikaze mission to HoorsvilleBrabo_Brabo
- babydick0
Great story, but get the fuck out of this mess. Life has much more to offer than just good, filthy sex. This shit will haunt you, trust me.
- DRIFTMONKEY1
"Diddler on the Roof"
- brandonp0
What graduate degree is she working on? I assume psychology?
- palimpsest0
- Maybe this story should be a music video after all. Who's your spirit rapper? Mine is Bizmarkie.CyBrainX
- Would love to see it as a music video.
Mine is Danny Brown.palimpsest
- nb2
Username checks out
- sted1
"Both primary and secondary syphilis symptoms can present on the face," explains Dr. Samuel Malloy, general practitioner at Dr. Felix. "The sores of primary syphilis are most likely to appear on the face if you have had oral sex with a syphilis-infected person. This is because the sores usually occur at the site of the infection. But secondary syphilis symptoms can appear on the face from other forms of sexual contact and congenital syphilis as the syphilis has entered the body, and the rash is the body's response to the infection."
"The location of the herpes sores are usually related to the site of the infection," explains Malloy. "However, once infected with the herpes virus, you will usually experience several outbreaks. These outbreaks may cause sores in different areas and you can spread the infection to different areas of your body through touching the sores and then other areas." If you're experiencing an outbreak, it's best to wash your hands after coming in contact with the sores to keep it from spreading to other regions of your body.
Not-so-fun fact: Chlamydia can actually end up causing pink eye. "Chlamydia can affect the eyes, which usually happens if any sexual fluids enter the eye, either through ejaculation, or if you have some fluids on your hand and then you touch the eye," notes Malloy. "This can cause conjunctivitis, also known as pink eye. If you have contracted chlamydia through oral sex, you may experience chlamydia symptoms in and around the mouth."
- catpower0
There are a couple of legal brothels about 60 miles out of Vegas. I decided to rent a car and head into the desert at dusk. I've never experienced a desert sunset, but it was majestic. A timelapse of my journey would have been poetic.
The glow of Vegas gave way to the cosmic wonder of the desert. Then, the glowing darkness was overtaken by a sad series of neon lights, showing ultra-campy silhouettes of "showgirl" signs and arrows pointing to a hot pink door. Subtle as a bullhorn.
As I stepped inside, a madam welcomed me and swiftly led me on a tour. "We conduct weekly health tests on our staff," she assured me as she swung open the door to one of the themed rental rooms—a (very rundown) Greek-themed chamber adorned with columns and Papyrus writing on the walls. Fucking Papyrus.
Anyway, she took me through their habitrail of sadness and to the bar where the girls, one by one, would come up and introduce themselves.
Not surprisingly, I found it really easy to talk to them. I'm always horny, but I'm not thirsty. There is a difference. As a result, our conversations flowed in a genuinely funny and semi-deep way. Eventually, I chose this cute-ish girl, who led me to her room.
- Krassy1
3 months without an update.
catpower, let us know you're OK!
- catpower0
So many updates.
I've been overseas with work for the past couple of weeks. I've always found travel to be profound. Being removed from your everyday context provides a moment of reflection, and this trip was no different.
I left LA convinced that I would just cut everything off, do a slow-paced ghosting disguised as busyness, and cut my losses. While on the plane, though, she started texting me. "I miss you" quickly escalated to "I need you to choke me with your cock." Ah, the delicate art of hiding an airplane erection. Classy shit.
She continued sending me "noods," KNOWING that I would have to hide them on the plane. She even started playing this game where she'd send me live photos, so I'd have to press them to see the reveal. Say what you want, but this bish knows how to make a dick move.
By the time I landed, I had already booked her a flight to come over. Buying girls tickets to Europe is "see picture" sugar daddy behavior, but here we are. That gave me a little over a week to plan for her arrival.
But let's back up for a moment; come with me back to the early 2000s:
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- SimonFFM0
Super interesting read, catpower! Thanks for this.
- Gnash0
Is there a masters degree you can’t get these days?