Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
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- BusterBoy3
Prolly enough internet for me today. Catch you guys later.
- DaveO3
Bumping this just because I read this far
- cannonball19781
I’m waiting to see the bill on all of this.
- catpower-1
tl;dr
- flew ho girlfriend to Europe
- recalled and used the golden ticket principle
- surprised her with trip to sex club
- fucked a goth chick in what was basically an orgy
- had my first (unwanted) gay encounter
- ejaculated buckets & my lymphatic system on her the next morning
- made ET glowing dick finger joke- lol glad someone's having a good time.pango
- You have secured a throne seat in Valhalla, warriornecromation
- hahacatpower
- How a boytoy describes its first out-of-country experience. Make sure you don't end up in a shitty apartment.sted
- And fuck what you want and not everything they put in front of you. Don't forget you're making memories for everybody ahahahsted
- shapesalad1
- The robot is leaking the hydraulic fluid it needs to move. It's programmed to dance and be happy, but also to save itself by gathering the fluid back to itself.shapesalad
- It took awhile... but it 'died' in 2019.shapesalad
- why downvoteddrgs
- Krassy3
two weeks without an update.
catpower, let us know you're OK
- jagara1
Isn't the talk in front of the class an indication that's she's trying to move her life in a new direction? Albeit a small one?
Not that this would make me want a relationship with her... :)
- Not necessarily, no.cannonball1978
- Well, being that open about something as widely frowned upon as being a prostitute kind of seems like an attempt at leaving that lifestyle.jagara
- Sorry, it's "sex worker" now. Still not something you brag abot.jagara
- *aboutjagara
- It seems an attempt to normalize it, control the narrative around it while simultaneously ambushing him with the info. Seems nothing like trying to leave it.cannonball1978
- Yeah, maybe.jagara
- Akagiyama0
Wow, I need to change this Netflix series cast.
Jonah Hill should play catpower, Emma Stone should play Bleedy McGee, and Awkwafina should play her roommate Maytal Ahn McKlittee.
I give it at least 3 seasons.
- Who's taking care of the poster?palimpsest
- you. go beast mode on it, palimp.cherub
- Added to my playlist.Ramanisky2
- sted3
- epigraph3
from what I gather you were together for a few months and then she let you know in her way some important things she felt you would need or want to know in order for things to progress further. Same as any relationship. Who puts all their dirty laundry out without establishing some connection and trust first?
- nb-1
I know you’re all joking around but... it’s a little-known fact that it’s extremely unlikely for a man to get hiv/aids from unprotected vaginal sex if it was just one time.
Lots of other icky stuff you can catch so please be safe!
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- so you're saying different prostitutes each time is better than sleeping multiple times with the same one, unprotected.Beeswax
- did he ever mentioned that he is a man?sted
- @beeswax that is not what I’m sayingnb
- nb3
Or you could choose to be happy about all the money you’ve saved.
- autoflavour0
Six months had passed since that bizarre New Year's encounter at the graduate thesis performance. Life had taken some unexpected turns since then, and the dust had settled on many of the questions that plagued the mind of our protagonist.
In the aftermath of the revelation about his girlfriend's past as an escort, he had taken some time to reflect on the situation. It wasn't easy, but he had managed to find some clarity amidst the chaos. The initial shock and anger had given way to a more profound understanding of her journey and the complexities that led her down that path.
During those six months, they had remained in contact, albeit tentatively. They hadn't completely severed ties, unable to ignore the undeniable connection they shared. Conversations between them often veered from heated arguments to heartfelt discussions about their pasts, their desires, and the possibilities for their future together.
The protagonist had also taken the opportunity to delve into his own emotions and thoughts. He questioned his own reactions to the revelation, examining whether his judgments and expectations were fair or realistic. He found himself in a moral dilemma, torn between the societal norms he had grown up with and the love he felt for this complicated woman.
As time passed, they both realized that their relationship was far from ordinary. It was a rollercoaster ride filled with passion, heated arguments, and a deep sense of connection that defied logic. They were drawn to each other like magnets, unable to resist the magnetic pull, even as they navigated the turbulent waters of their past and present.
One of the significant changes during these six months was their communication. They began to communicate more openly and honestly, trying to understand each other's perspectives without judgment. It was a slow and challenging process, but it allowed them to bridge some of the gaps that had initially separated them.
The protagonist's friends and family had varying reactions to the situation. Some urged him to move on, citing the potential complications and uncertainties of a relationship with someone from such a different background. Others, more understanding and empathetic, encouraged him to follow his heart and explore the connection he felt.
One evening, as the protagonist sat on the porch of his cabin, watching the sunset, he received a call from his girlfriend. They had spoken earlier in the day, but there was something different in her voice this time. She sounded vulnerable, as if she had finally decided to let her guard down.
"Can we talk, really talk?" she asked.
"Of course," he replied, his heart racing with anticipation.
Over the course of the next few hours, they laid bare their souls, sharing their deepest fears, regrets, and desires. It was an emotional conversation that left them both exhausted but strangely invigorated. They had never been this honest with each other before.
As dawn broke, they reached a mutual understanding. They acknowledged that their relationship was far from conventional and that it would be filled with challenges. But they also realized that they had something unique, something worth fighting for.
They decided to give their relationship another chance, not because it was easy or socially acceptable, but because they believed in the connection they shared. They vowed to face the world together, hand in hand, unapologetically.
Six months later, as they stood in front of their closest friends and family, exchanging vows at a small, intimate ceremony in the cabin's backyard, they knew that their love story was far from ordinary. It was a story of two people from different worlds, brought together by fate, and determined to defy the odds.
Their journey was not without its challenges, but it was also filled with moments of profound love, understanding, and growth. They had learned that love could transcend societal expectations and judgments. It was a powerful force that could conquer even the most formidable obstacles.
As they sealed their vows with a kiss, they looked into each other's eyes, knowing that their love story would continue to be a rollercoaster ride, but it was a ride they were willing to take together. In that moment, they embraced their uniqueness, celebrating the love that had blossomed against all odds.
And so, six months later, they embarked on a new chapter in their lives, ready to face whatever challenges and adventures lay ahead. Their love was a testament to the idea that sometimes, the most unexpected connections could be the most profound and beautiful.
- thank chatGPTautoflavour
- and they lived happily ever afterautoflavour
- this is generic drivel of the worst kind.
bring back catpower asaphans_glib
- crazyprick1
Waiting for "Turns out I have gonorrhea" thread.
- 'Turns out I have syphilis, chlamydia, and seven kids I never knew I had ... 'Continuity
- 'Turns out she blames me for her perforated rectum ... 'Continuity
- Nutter1
So when exactly is HBO buying the tv rights?
- Fax_Benson2
Maybe his junk turned out to be something other than persistent
- BusterBoy0
He dead...