For a better tomorrow.
- Ianbolton7
Work Blog
Spent all week designing infographics about health, money, nature and whatever else this investment firm want to go on about. This morning, at 7am, I drove my girlfriend across the Pennines to Manchester airport as she's gone to Australia for 3 weeks. It took me 6 hours due to awful traffic and weather.
Not sure what to do with my existence, as I'm now sitting here feeling tired and edgy as fuck staring deep into the abyss of QBN.
- and we stare back into you, hun
xNairn - Some meat, a bottle of wine... And voilà!!
Take rest, manOBBTKN - Beer & weed is all you need!
; )ideaist - Have fun!stewart
- GTFO of the flat and do something spontaneous - lively up yourselfcanoe
- I feel the airport drive pains. Last time I dropped the missus off at SEATAC. 4 hour round trip. I LIVE SEVENTEEN MILES AWAY.garbage
- Plenty of time to think about how productive this staycation will be. Ended up doing fuckall for 8 days. I'm sure the next one will be a creative storm.garbage
- Oh, and icing on the cake: After several of these trips, her boss is like "You know we'll comp all of your airport Ubering, right?"garbage
- Me: https://i.imgur.com/…garbage
- Make a big list of shit you've been wanting to do, tick em off.garbage
- and we stare back into you, hun
- i_monk3
What is this
First rule of , don't talk about .
- Or just https://qbn.com/logo…nb
- This is more beautiful thoNairn
- @nb got me! Lolz.ideaist
- NBQ002
- Sigue Sigue SputnikBluejam
- Gop Gun_niko
- Sleep ApneaSalarrue
- Major Tomutopian
- Washington?dbloc
- Conan O'Maverickelahon
- Who sunk my battleship contestant.cherub
- Top Gun is on the look out for the $49 Ukrainian drones that are devastating his inflatable tanks?utopian
- " I can smell my farts!"nbq
- https://video-images…sarahfailin
- His meeting tables are so long now, he needs to take a plane to get to his end.Nairn
- Amy Carter.boobs
- _niko5
- wot no swastika?hans_glib
- lol. PerfectGnash
- swishtikuhhhydro74
- needs more aldo the apache signings...neverscared
- maybe people get it nowsted
- Did they suspect they were in the cannon fodder regiment?skinny_puppy
- utopian6
- Skeletor_niko
- He-He ManYakuZoku
- S H A M O O O O O OPhanLo
- Sean Penn in ASPHALT CITYnb
- lol molderozprophetone
- Moldy you are a fucking legend.garbage
- Bruno Marskalkal
- He-He Man
YakuZoku
-> wintank02 - That would be HEE-HEE-Manjagara
- I think that was the idea behind the image, chiefs.palimpsest
- ^ it's a shit ai version of the hee-hee man meme that gets posted on here at least once a year :Dkingsteven
- Trump + He Man + Michael Jackson, photorealisticyuekit
- Trump is never far.
Did not disappoint.palimpsest - https://twitter.com/…sted
- By the Powers of Shamonaa!!feel
- Dad Joke MemesRamanisky2
- This is the least acceptable thing in the universe.CyBrainX
- drgsimbecile
- PhanLo5
- It’s amazing that After Effects hasn’t aged one bitnb
- Looks like Training Day but with paramedics.elahon
- lol I was going to say training day meets bringing out the dead_niko
- @elahon Bingo. Also a really high fucking bar, Training Day is criminally underrated film. "It's not what you know, it's what you can prove".garbage
- Wow, that actually looks good.
lol, when did I get so jaded?Nairn
- PonyBoy10
- You? Thanks trump.monospaced
- haha... yep—me. Logged in yesterday just to check the balance as I knew I had a payment due — er... guess not.PonyBoy
- ugh, I still have a balancemonospaced
- maybe I should of went to college...hydro74
- congrats! no monthly payment anymore. go buy a Camaro.capn_ron
- Yeah boiii!!! Time to accumulate fresh/new debt!!!ideaist
- Nationalizing the burden of bad decisions for people who might vote? congrats!everyangle
- dbloc6
- nice touchmilfhunter
- The British monarch is the head of state and the sovereign, but not the head of government. Weird Logo.robthelad
- https://insidegovuk.…Nairn
- It's kind of cute, but depressing that so much effort has to be deployed to feed some spoilt manchild's idle whim. Nice work by the gov.uk team thoughNairn
- Suitably opressive looking!mort_
- To steal a phrase from a better man, I will never understand why people tolerate these "six-toed, born to rule pony fuckers".garbage
- It was pathetic to watch American boomers weep when that old hag died last year. They do nothing but throw the UK's Disney Childrape Extravaganza.garbage
- I like the way they simplified the favicon.stewart
- Garbage coming in HOT! lolmort_
- is it 'cause monarch had boobs and now has a dick? why is the crown version different top to bottom?uan
- found the link ^ tnx@Nairnuan
- Disney what?monospaced
- The royal family and Disney have long ties, and they're both hollow entities that provide nothing of real value.garbage
- Also just last year Disney tried to fight DeSantis using the royal lives clause, specifically citing PC3 himself.garbage
- ApeRobot12
- We are not outside of nature.palimpsest
- Yum! Microplastics are the new MSGfuturefood
- So is this guy ripping off Obvious Plant? There's a guy who makes actual physical products and leaves them in stores.garbage
- This is just a photoshop, you can see his IG tag on the label.garbage
- The Obvious Plant toys are fucking amazing. I think he just sells them now, but for a while he was leaving them on shelves.garbage
- https://i.imgur.com/…garbage
- https://i.imgur.com/…garbage
- funny, microplastics are in everyone blood system.utopian
- https://www.frontier…utopian
- garbage, you sound like a miserable humanmonospaced
- The hair you have up your ass about me is hilarious. Did I say "this sucks"? No. I pointed out a similar project that predated it.garbage
- If by "miserable human being" you mean "somebody that knows more than you", then I concede to your argument.garbage
- You're the only person who refused to play nice week, so I don't think you get to call anybody miserable. Deuces.garbage
- I did notmonospaced
- Oh Hi Mark.palimpsest
- flolgarbage
- hydro746
- HAAA!! oh god took me a secProjectile
- ^ username checks out?imbecile
- sted2
- lie.
https://developer.tw…sted - Pretty terrible to suspend her account.instrmntl
- It's some weird combination of assassination, Streisand Effect, and desperate corporate face-saving. What times we live in.garbage
- That link is gold, sted. Cheers.cherub
- fixed it: Free speech was reinstated and the "algorithm" updated..nbq
- lie.
- elahon2
Video Games...
Ohhh, shit. Can't wait to get back into this world!
- !!!duckseason
- "We all know who makes the best games, right? - Zeuseatstoastkaiyohtee
- My teenager is stoked for this oneprophetone
- Just started it over to get ready for the DLC, going to be soooo good.Knuckleberry
- SimonFFM30
Show some recent work
Here is a quick bts video from yesterday's printing process:
- Nice!
Printers be like:
'Gonna need to to keep some of these proofs....'microkorg - I'll give them books. Two big black trash cans were full at the end of the day (which is normal).SimonFFM
- My first job from 1994-96 was for a printer. The amount of paper and ink used is so much more than you'd ever expect. These presses look so much more modern.CyBrainX
- I remember the thrill of seeing your work being made like this.CyBrainX
- Simon, we've always admired your work but you've got the sense of humour of a German ;)_niko
- I know I look a bit tense. Wonder if I was more easygoing if I had more money.SimonFFM
- I miss the excitement of press checksprophetone
- Or the sheer anxiety/terror if you're old enough to have been dealing with outputting from raw Quark 3.23 packagesprophetone
- ^ Raises handCyBrainX
- print uuu matters.milfhunter
- Quark!! Bloody memories, godOBBTKN
- On a ZIP disk to boot!prophetone
- I can smell that video! Beautifulmaquito
- I taught a Quark class at a local art school for about 6 years back in the early 2000s. A true workhorsemisterhow
- I miss the world of magazines and press checks... that's all I did for years <3PonyBoy
- Simon, is the book dedicated to us?misterhow
- ^ it's all COTDSimonFFM
- That's a KBA press. We have one of those.lemmy_k
- Nice!
- jagara18
blog
JS hasn't lost it in the 9 years. Still funny as fuck.
- He would be a great president of the United Statesmonospaced
- with Trevor Noah as VP.palimpsest
- He's in his element in this medium, eh?ideaist
- Oh god please, no more Noah. The dude has an actual unfunny bone.garbage
- JERRY SPRINGER?AQUTE
- @garbage he got funny a few months in IMO. His South Africa material is great.jagara
- my gf loves trevor noah but we watched a standup special thing and she didn't laugh either. JS always amazing.kingsteven
- I don't know what it is about Noah, but I find him tremendously off-putting.Nairn
- OK then, let's keep Kamala Harris as VP.palimpsest
- @kingsteven his last one was bad. But he has good ones. But taste, I guess :)jagara
- Matt Rife for VP?palimpsest
- Eh, I never found him funny.garbage
- Also dump Kamala Harris, no more "Top Cop". The reincarnated spirit of Fred Rogers for VP.garbage
- AI for VP.palimpsest
- Compromise: Mr. Rogers AI VP, but he has a crew and control room that rivals Space Center Houston.garbage
- The day he says "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, you will be mine, you will be mine" and starts chewing the heads off his puppets?garbage
- Killswitch engaged.garbage
- I think we have a winning team!palimpsest
- Ramanisky213
- I sill haven't used an emoji in my life.CyBrainX
- Triggering Gen Z everywhereautoflavour
- Thunbs Up 4 lyf yo.PhanLo
- Imagine being so old you think it’s cool that you’ve never used an emojiimbecile
- It’s almost as cool as hitting a woman on the subwayimbecile
- I liked this post but I wish the 'Upvote' link was a thumbs-up iconKrassy
- https://www.tiktok.c…hotroddy
- imbecile coming in with a slam!lvl_13
- Imagine being such a jackass you have a preference for little girl pictograms over words.CyBrainX
- just imagineimbecile