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I went to school, and it looked like I had one day off already.
So I'm back home now.
- emukid0
god is an american.
- George Peppard?SkyPoo
- david bowieemukid
- http://www.youtube.c…emukid
- God is a dj.Jnr_Madison
- David Jason.Jnr_Madison
- god is a sloppy programmerFariska
- God is a sloppy vagina.
I'm just off to hell, anybody want anything?SkyPoo - Some roasted chicken please.Fariska
- Okay then.
I might be a while.SkyPoo
- Fariska0
When my arse is particularly heavy on the morning. I take the bus,
jump down at Liverpool street.
While waljing thru devonshire Square, (a big place of corporate offices and banks) and then crossing a still sleeping Pettycoat lane market. I love the extreme contrast of an army of suits in high heels, polished shoes, suitcases and perfect hairdos and makeups over a wide varieties of grimaces, with the surrounding east London environment when you get just crossing a small gate in middlesex street.
- SkyPoo0
I woke this morning and thought "Its a The Smiths day today... but The Smiths Lite" ie, I would only take my 'Best of' CD, for the froth without the depth.
Then, after I got here I realised it wasn't a The Smiths Lite day at all, it was an early Placebo day, and I'd left all my early Placebo CDs at home.
So for this reason alone I am thinking I might enter the twentieth century and buy myself an itouch. It high time I became a ridiculous besotted brand-cunt.
- SkyPoo0
Please disregard that last post, it definitely IS a The Smiths Lite day today.
"Throw your homework onto the fire, come out and find the one that you love... la la la lalala-lalaaah"
Quality.
- Love it! Super-fan no.1 here.Fungal_Bum
- Ah, glad to hear it, always such a devisive band, there'll be haterz along shortly I'm sure.SkyPoo
- :|killthefish
- have I failed?hallelujah
- emukid0
You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!
Not this time, Gal. Not this time. Not this fucking time. No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! You've made me look a right cunt!
- < This is like coffee for my morning. Thanks, emu.blaw
- Sexy Beast.
AWESOMENESS.SkyPoo - http://www.videosift…
!!!!!emukid - Fucking great great GREAT GREAT GREAT FUCKING ADRENALINE OVERLOAD.SkyPoo
- I've never seen this, think I'll get it.Jnr_Madison
- Oh Mate, You have tos ee it. HAVE TO. Its Fucking Raw.SkyPoo
- OK, I'M FUCKING GETTING IT RIGHT THE NOOOJnr_Madison
- SkyPoo0
"How Can You Make Any Money if You Don't Eat Your Meat?"
- Identify the quote and win a bag of woven flax.
- Pink FloydJnr_Madison
- Oh no, I don't think it is :\Jnr_Madison
- I'm going to have to hurry you Gordon.SkyPoo
- I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass, Tim, even after a google search.Jnr_Madison
- The Smiths?Jnr_Madison
- TELL ME THEN, FFSJnr_Madison
- Pink Floyd. Brick in the Wall (The Movie).SkyPoo
- kelpie0
its 'how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat" and its from the wall or some shit.
- *in Walken accent
'He's crazy'Jnr_Madison - * Max from Hart2Hart accent
An When dey met, IT WUZ MOIDAH!SkyPoo
- *in Walken accent
- Jnr_Madison0
You got the quote wrong, ya bammer, no wonder I couldnae find it.
- total fucking zoomerkelpie
- You are fired as blog quiz master.Jnr_Madison
- @ spookyJnr_Madison
- LOLS AND ROFFLES.SkyPoo
- pascii0
Today it's sick day. I am coughing like a turkish
- SkyPoo0
He may well say pudding somewhere too, but he definitely says what I said in the clip I just watched...
... erm
... and I would have provided a link that clip, only it seems to prove you were right and I was wrong, so I will decline on the grounds that under UK law I am not obliged to divulge any information that may incriminate me.
I plead insanity M'Lud.
- Anyway, never mind that. What do you think of the AIG crisis, eh?
OH LOOK, A SEAGULL!SkyPoo - I like the floyd movie with Geldof, performance or something, that the one?Jnr_Madison
- No fucking idea mate. I hate Pink Floyd apart from the school song. I just watched it on youtube and mis-heard that quote.SkyPoo
- quote about meat and money.SkyPoo
- well fuck me then.Jnr_Madison
- Okay, shall I come to you, or are you coming down here?SkyPoo
- I'll be there soon.Jnr_Madison
- I'd better wax my strap-on then.SkyPoo
- (?)SkyPoo
- (oIo)Jnr_Madison
- Anyway, never mind that. What do you think of the AIG crisis, eh?
- Jnr_Madison0
Ok, I heard this on the radio this morning and it bugged me, what year did grange hill start? - and you can't Google it, that just makes you a cunt if you do.
- 79?kelpie
- '74-ish?Nairn
- I JUST GOOGLED ITkelpie
- with caps lock on. I haz the answerkelpie
- I was surprised it was so old, it started the year I was born.Jnr_Madison
- It was 1978Jnr_Madison
- The yanks are like, wtf is grange hill?Jnr_Madison
- Not just the yanksFariska
- hahahaha FariskaJnr_Madison
- Fucking hell Jnr, I was smoking the year you were born.SkyPoo
- ( I wasn't really, I was only 8)SkyPoo
- locustsloth0
Last night i dreamt that i met chossy. He was sitting on a couch (looking as he does in his QBN Mugs pic), talking up some lass. i sat down and said hi. He gave me a look like "Who the fuck are you, yo?" and went back to chatting.
- I read that as 'taking it up some lass' LOLJnr_Madison
- aha! so i'm not the only twisted cunt that has dreams that feature qbners7point34
- ********0
hm, something isn't right.
- SkyPoo0
DaveO and his bloody stag night thread.... HE'LL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. MARK MY WORDS.
- SkyPoo0
- I can't stand this guy, always blowing his own trumpet.Jnr_Madison
- ok, that was really bad.Jnr_Madison
- who lives next to an airport anyways..********
- It made me roffle Jnr.
Digdre: Not so much an airport as an air... well, air-port, yes, its an airport.SkyPoo - http://www.shorehama…SkyPoo
- Lots of people crash and die there. True.SkyPoo
- A bazooka can be a viable solutionFariska
- 7point340
i used to love that pink floyd quote.
cracked me the fuck up. it never made any sense from what i could tell, but it amused me and i would randomly quote it and get really odd looks, but usually someone would recognize it.
never was a big fan of pink floyd, in fact i can't say i can even name one song of theirs i even like. maybe the brick in the wall song, and money is ok i guess, but i'm stretching at this point.
heard yesterday the bassist died. that's a shame. i think it was cancer. i think i felt worse knowing that someone died and that it didn't affect me much, as if because i didn't value much of what he did his value as a person ceased to move me. i remember thinking george carlin's death was kinda sad and unbelievable, but then again i liked carlin. realistically, everyone's life should mean the same and make the same emotional impact, (with obvious exceptions made for abusive, violent criminals) but honestly, who has the energy?
well, it's morning and i've signed onto qbn. all you brits need to get a cup of juice ready to pour over your head.
i've heard i have that effect on people
- the bassist died too?Jnr_Madison
- They guy who says that line is Scottish :DJnr_Madison
- he was the keyboardist you daft thing.kelpie
- keyboardist, bassist, the function is the same. i did say i wasn't a fan7point34
- my apologies to locustsloth and any other bassists on this forum7point34
- hahaJnr_Madison
- The guy who says that line is indeed Scottish. That explains why I couldn't make out a single bloody word of it.SkyPoo
- hallelujah0
Such things I do, just to make myself more attractive to you. Have I failed?
- Your brand value is strong.Jnr_Madison
- Its the Eskimo blood in your veins.SkyPoo
- Fariska0
Is there any other category who deserves more hate than estate agents?
- people that buy and sell houses? i work for a real estate company. i despise them7point34
- buy and sell and letFariska
- yeah, i just wasn't sure if we were speaking the same jive. they are all liars. they will literally make things up7point34
- i know because i work in the IT dept, and the shit they tell us would be laughable if it weren't so infuriating.7point34
- politicians are up there...Greedo
- SkyPoo0
I told Rand that his comment in Salisae's thread had prompted me to listen to the Fratellis, then, after typing it, I put on Nico's The Marble Index instead.
- the 2nd album has some shining moments but overall i like the 1st better still... the frattellis i mean7point34
- i don't know what the thing is that you said. marble index? is that the teacupper mk6 or 7?7point34
- Nico from Velvet Underground. Its her weird solo stuff. Like Ingmar Bergman for the ears.SkyPoo
- i like nico, but she always seems too bored to sing...Greedo
- should I check out these fratelli chaps?hallelujah
- nico...horrible monster********
- Fratellis though Rand, yes, maybe, very upbeat and energetic cockney rock.SkyPoo