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- Greedo0
let me tell you about the war...
- Jaline0
Here's the "news" of today:
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" Felicity Huffman has put an end to rumours her Desperate Housewives co-star Eva Longoria Parker is pregnant - insisting she is "just fat".
Longoria Parker has issued a string of public denials she is expecting her first child with husband Tony Parker since putting on the pounds for her role in the hit U.S. TV series.
And Huffman has backed her pal's claims she is not pregnant by suggesting she has piled on the pounds.
She tells People.com, "She's just fat, that's all there is to it!" "
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" Hollywood actress Megan Fox has confessed she once dated a female Russian stripper - but denies she is a lesbian.
The Transformers star admits she dated the dancer after she was dumped by a former boyfriend at the age of 18.
She adds, "Look, I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerising. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy." "
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" British supermodel Kate Moss has a secret vice - she loves the smell of petrol fumes.
The catwalk queen says she and daughter Lila, five, is such a fan of the potent scent, she is considering her own petrol perfume.
She says, "I remember loving that smell when I was young.
"I've heard it's one of the most preferred scents in the world - maybe that's something to study for my next fragrance. Sometimes natural smells are the best. I really love the smell of bacon in the morning and coffee.
"Worryingly, my daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline, too - she always says: 'Mummy, keep the door open,' when I'm filling up the car." "
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" Serial romancer Russell Brand has split from his actress girlfriend Teresa Palmer - despite vowing to try and stay with one woman.
The British comedian, who has admitted attending rehab to battle a sex addiction, split from his lover earlier this week.
And following his controversial appearance as host of this year's MTV Music Video Awards he admitted he was struggling not to stray.
He told reporters at the event, "I really wanted to go mental after the awards and f**k everyone - but it is difficult when your girlfriend's in the bed."
And now the star has confirmed the split, insisting there are too many gorgeous women around to remain single. "
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" Shia Labeouf was in for a scare when he started filming new action thriller Eagle Eye - because CIA operatives gave him a taste of what they have on file about him.
The actor thought the film, in which he plays a man who is stalked by invisible special agents, was pure fiction - until he realised operatives have telephone conversations and insider information on all celebrities.
He says, "It is reality... The scary thing is sitting down with CIA operatives, who use this stuff. They played me back phone conversations I've had. It was extremely embarrassing." "
- tldrGreedo
- It's not important at all.Jaline
- Who doesn't love the smell of petrol? Or the taste of anti-freeze for that matter.********
- lolhallelujah
- I, for one, can't get enoughhallelujah
- This is what I'm missing? Fuck me I need to read this stuff more often.Jnr_Madison
- ...right before I self harm.Jnr_Madison
- Precisely.Jaline
- I love the small of petrol in the morning.********
- 7point340
i like megan fox, and i would do filthy things to her.
things that would only be legal in russia, but i'm no dancer.
- Can you train grizzly bears to serve tables?SkyPoo
- you mean this?
http://img.dailymail…
Greedo - http://andamosarmado…
http://www.maxitmag.…
(I like tattoos, but I think she needs smaller/better ones)Jaline - carrying that much isn't so much filthy as it is horribly convenient7point34
- i bet she's pouring a cup of juice over her head right now...Greedo
- i hope she curtsies while she does so... to save time.7point34
- Fox + WildeJaline
- < probably posted in the wrong note, but I think you could make some strange celebrity name with those two names.Jaline
- ********0
never mind that, tell me about the leader of the free market
- wait a minute********
- http://duckman.petth…Greedo
- might as well be********
- wait a minute
- ********0
- ********0
I'm sick of myself.
- when I look at youninjasavant
- maybe look at rebranding?Russell_Sprout
- like this?
http://www.undercons…******** - take two, call me in the small********
- it's a healthy thinghallelujah
- i'm beginning to think
maybe you don't knowlocustsloth - hahah they have a pokemon ball for a logo!!
http://mascot.crysta…
Greedo
- locustsloth0
This has to be one of the coolest things hackers have ever done
- having "Continued on Page 20" in the article are not********
- thats their 'tag"
"continued on page 20"
so fucking META********
- having "Continued on Page 20" in the article are not
- ninjasavant0
I'm exhausted, have a stomach ache, heartburn, impending deadlines, no condo, and I suspect I may be cheated on. Today is off to a good start.
- Why suspicious? i hope you're wronglocustsloth
- I do tooninjasavant
- after a half hour conversation we can remove cheated on from that list.ninjasavant
- YAY!!! What was the false suspicion from?locustsloth
- some guy kissed her at a bar last night, seemed iffy but we worked it out.ninjasavant
- i have to try with all my might to not be the jealous type. That woulda bugged me a lot. Glad you guys worked it outlocustsloth
- yeah, im not remotely jealous. nothing really happened and she learned an important lesson about signals.ninjasavant
- moamoa0
I am working for the enemy.
- SkyPoo0
I'm trying to niche myself.
- careful or you'll hurt your neckninjasavant
- yes********
- that's in france, right?Greedo
- yes where Polanski lives********
- La Valles Du Niche, yes, yes it is. Its where they grow carrots.SkyPoo
- sorry, I don't follow********
- Good Man.SkyPoo
- All growth is in plastics.killthefish
- Am I Bazored?SkyPoo
- Jaline0
The earth is lying to me. It is sunny, bright, and appears to be warm outside,.....birds are chirping, etc., but I'm almost positive that it is cold.
At least there is no wind. I hate wind.
(I bet I would enjoy it if I were bald though).- your mission is clearGreedo
- call Shia LaBoeufSteak********
- ismith0
Who the hell let this fall to page 2?!
I didn't get to stop at MUJI, but while in SoHo I realized they have everything I need for my desk. Hope it's not too expensive when I go back...
- kelpie0
I'm actually considering putting this in a document. I will kill myself shortly after.
"we need an over arching concept, a language to speak to people of a coherent message across a number of media. These channels might take in the ideas above or not, but with a thread of a single tone and direction through them, the priority is to disseminate the clients' message in as circular an online path as possible. Banners lead to incentivised applications which lead to the site and from the site into social media and viral avenues."
I need a cigarette. My brain is not working. I will however, not give in.
- needs more synergiesFariska
- all roads lead to youtube.Russell_Sprout
- overarching one word I think********
- I'm just putting big words into strings with no thought at all, its horrid. I think I now know what its like to be a marketterkelpie
- I think you're right capsize, the horror. corrected by a viking in my mother tongue :(kelpie
- add also "viral"
they will come in their pantsFariska
- SkyPoo0
In other words...
"We are without an idea, we possess not the vocabulary to communicate our sales message in any form. There are no channels and no ideas. There is not even a thread and certainly no direction, wee have yet to understand the clients' message and we currently talk in circles. The blind lead the blind, and we (the blind) are unable to direct any interested parties to any point of interest and related locations therin."
- ********0
"we need an overarching concept creating a narrative for people to see and understand across a number of media and channels. This language with a consistent tone and direction will disseminate the clients' message comprehensively across channels and media. Banners lead to incentivised applications which lead to the site and in turn from the site into social media and viral avenues."
- Russell_Sprout0
I'm gonna walk on down to viral avenue. brb.
- don't bother to come back you pathetic fucking vegetable.********
- ouchRussell_Sprout
- don't bother to come back you pathetic fucking vegetable.
- kelpie0
wow, this is like being in a marketing crit thread. I feel dirty.
- Fariska0
"we need an overarching concept creating a narrative for people to see and understand across a number of media and channels. This language with a consistent tone and direction will synergically disseminate the clients' message comprehensively across channels and media. Banners lead to incentivised applications which lead to the site and in turn from the site into social media and viral avenues."