blog
- Started
- Last post
- 75,848 Responses
- kelpie0
anyway, I'm off home to do this shit. I have much walking ahead.
Synergise my brothers, synergise with righteous NRG
- I just spotted max in a note. heaven help me, but I'm eager to read him flame my post. I will check laterkelpie
- I'll take the brunt of the shrapnel with pleasure.Russell_Sprout
- SkyPoo0
"We will devise a strong but adaptable concept in order to communicate to all audiences across all media. The central concept will not necessarily be delivered in all circumstances, but its spirit will be conveyed through presentation and message. We will deliver an effective selling message, and create pathways to other marketing points. For example banners should lead to incentivised applications, and/or on to the website. From the website we will then provide entry points to social media and viral avenues. Thank you for your time today and if there are any questions please now address them to my cock and my balls, thanks... Peter?"
- ********0
maybe try some plain(er) English
"We need a 'big idea' that has the flexibility to communicate our clients' message across a number of different media, and within a number of different channels. The concept may be more diffuse in certain situations, but there must be a consistent and recognisable tone running throughout.
Our main aim is to 'spread the word' in a carefully considered user journey. This includes banners linking through to applications on the site that motivate the user with incentives. We also aim to make use of social media and viral marketing to create further interest."
I prefer spookys first one
- This is good. Sounds professional and bullshit free.SkyPoo
- much better except for
"carefully considered user journey"******** - cheers max, sounds indeed like real english from a sane person. Ended up not having to do the doc but came up with about 50 ideas instead this morning ;)kelpie
- some decent ideas instead this morning :Dkelpie
- no probs. congrats on the brainwave.********
- ********0
bai qbn?
- nooooooooooooooooooJnr_Madison
- ™********
- Did SkyPoo get nuked for his demonstration?locustsloth
- dunno, he said he was going home...Greedo
- ********0
post 25000= superfluous
- ********0
At various points between 1913 and 1919, Hồ lived in West Ealing, west London, and later in Crouch End, Hornsey, north London. He is reported to have worked as a chef at the Drayton Court Hotel, on The Avenue, West Ealing. It is claimed that Ho trained as a pastry chef under the legendary French master, Escoffier, at the Carlton Hotel in the Haymarket, Westminster, but there is no evidence to support this.However, the wall of New Zealand House, home of the New Zealand High Commission, which now stands on the site of the Carlton Hotel, displays a Blue Plaque, stating that Hồ worked there in 1913 as a waiter.
- who you calling a ho?7point34
- No expression, No expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, No tomorrow
Chorus
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
These dreams in which i'm dying******** - ho tomorrow********
- ********0
http://www.xhtmlcode.com/portfol…
it's getting somewhere.- what color is tuna?********
- it's the same colour as your font.********
- i would keep the lines more subdued the black lines and text are quite bold7point34
- it's very [possible that it's the same dark grey as in your logo, but it still seems a bit bold to me... but what do i know7point34
- why not make the fish look more like sushi. on the other hand I like the typographic feeling...could be waves, could be flesh etc********
- vary the illu. brush stroke more in the sushi logo.. too obvious imo.********
- add blood, in other words********
- HEY! IT4S NOT ABOY THE LOGO! :D
thanks anyways******** - hehe, i was talkin about the site :p
need some javascript guy now. thanks 7.34.. you know much.********
- what color is tuna?
- Jnr_Madison0
What did I miss? I need the drama, ffs! Did spooky get banned again? Is canuck really bored of blog? Is bender gone? Is it really that hard for you all to shut your whore mouths?
- stuff it with sushi, you sporranless lad********
- no,
no idea,
for the day most likely,
yes, that's my money maker7point34 - some daft cunt was spotted running down leith walk with a bag full of beemer badges...Greedo
- hahahahahahahha, how do you know leith walk??? LOLJnr_Madison
- all i know about scotland i learned from irvine welsh...Greedo
- hahahahahha********
- FFS CALM DOWN YOU MAD FUCKING GOONJAW. Nothing Happened. I am neo. I am THE ONE.SkyPoo
- SYWM Spooky. I live about 5mins away from Leith Walk.Jnr_Madison
- Suck Your Woman's Mons.SkyPoo
- so Sickboy is modeled on Jnr then? come on the now...Greedo
- Woah, Woah********
- HIBS BOY!!!!!!!MrOneHundred
- stuff it with sushi, you sporranless lad
- ********0
In Scott's 1814 Waverley Novel, "Guy Mannering", Dandie Dinmont was a farmer who kept six of the distinctive Terriers on his farm. Sir Walter was much amused by the fact that the old farmer only had two different names for any of his dogs. His six dogs were named Auld Pepper, Auld Mustard, Young Pepper, Young Mustard, Little Pepper and Little Mustard. To this day the two colours of the breed are still known as Pepper (bluish black) and Mustard (rich golden brown). The truth of the matter is that a distinctive low to the ground, long backed, rough coated Terrier had existed in the Border Counties since at least the mid 18th century. This game breed had been carefully bred and much prized by tinker, gypsy and farmer alike.
- Fuck off. That's not true at all. I know for a fact that the Border counties were not even aggregated into... [pto]SkyPoo
- 7point340
random bit of trivia.
i share with you just because i happen to know it, and because i am a cunt. sorry, greedo. i mean no disrespect.
beemer: BMW motorcycle
bimmer: BMW carback in the day, when BMW got its start, there was a competitor bike company called BSA. their bikes were known as "beezers" BMWs became thus known as "beemers." when BMW started making cars the nickname for the cars became "bimmers."
one explanation for the misinterpretation was that when BMWs became a yuppie status symbol in the 70s and 80s the idea of owning one's first BMW would leave you "beaming" hence "beamer." the mistake is common in canada and US.
- ********0
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&…
where is he?
- SkyPoo0
FUCK ME I'M A TRAVESTY.
I am a Brummie. BSA does not stand for British Small Arms, and well I know this. The shame of my side note is going to kill me now. It stands for Birmingham Small Arms, and my Grandad worked there making motorbikes, and my great grandad worked there making tommy guns.
- http://www.birmingha…SkyPoo
- does that mean you like to dress up in women's clothes?Greedo
- I can't believe you done that, you've really shocked me. I'm sorry.Jnr_Madison
- No Greedo, it means I have really small arms, like Tyrannasaurus Rex.SkyPoo
- (Chossy was right)SkyPoo
- hahahaha where is that mad rocket?7point34
- i have no idea what this means i just know he says it a lot7point34
- ********0
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat face!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!- "What's New Pussycat?" is a song made famous by singers such as Tom Jones (US #3), Bobby Darin, Tony Bennett, Anita Kerr and The Four Seasons and written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David.********
- my panties just hit the screen and fall on my desk when i try to throw them...sorrylocustsloth
- Anita Kerr and The Four Seasons and written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David.********
- Isn't there another "woah" in there?Jaline
- pussycat lips just sounds fucking filthy and i like it a lot7point34
- I guess they just didn't express the "woah"s properly in the lyrics. woaaaahwoaaaoaaahJaline
- it only went to #3 in USA but I think its still in the top ten in Saudi Arabia********
- It can only be made famous once, after that ts just repeats.SkyPoo
- "What's New Pussycat?" is a song made famous by singers such as Tom Jones (US #3), Bobby Darin, Tony Bennett, Anita Kerr and The Four Seasons and written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David.
- Greedo0
Brummie (sometimes Brummy) is a colloquial term for the inhabitants, accent and dialect of Birmingham, England, as well as being a general adjective used to denote a connection with the city, locally called Brum.
- had to look that one up...Greedo
- in german, a brummie is slang term for a large cargo truck...Greedo
- cause they go 'brummmmmmm' as they rumble by...Greedo
- woah********
- thank you, that was quite interesting. you may sit down now...Greedo
- not you, meGreedo
- Hahaha Love it Greedo, "edutainment". I learned as I laughed as I learned.SkyPoo
- Jnr_Madison0
25500
- I had to look this one up...Jnr_Madison
- pio pio********
- red?7point34
- SkyPoo0
"Stay and Follow" option has gone from the topics box.
- ********0
Yes Jnr, atleast you have the 25500 for you now