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- emukid0
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night in cold sweat, concerned whether people approve of the ffffound choices i've made in life.
- How many followers do you have? Wait...you don't even have an account, do you?Jaline
- he does, and it's magnificenthallelujah
- password access onlyhallelujah
- i had a feeling rand would figure out who i am sooner or later.emukid
- emukid has 1 followeremukid
- omgitsacamera0
If anyone is endorsed for failure it should go to me.
- PonyBoy0
no way... i fail more.
- MrOneHundred0
My internet at home kicks arse. I am at 80% of my limit and there’s still a week left. Also, my ffffound rules. I am very happy with my selections, even the Scarlett pics (gotta get more of those).
- more anna paquin pleaseemukid
- I’ll see what I can do.
*does nothingMrOneHundred - there's something about her gapped front teeth that makes me want to be with her. forever.emukid
- Hey! Back off, I had her first.Jaline
- emukid0
i am afraid i will have to suspend my qbn account to focus on other more pressing matters.
- like baking cookies, updating my ffffound account, etcemukid
- good luck.
*fingers crossedMrOneHundred - don't forget to check your credit reportPonyBoy
- omgitsacamera0
omg, ninjasavant, i just checked my gmail spam and found your email, apologies!
- omgitsacamera0
i feel more transparent than lehman by going public with my financial records and correspondence to prove that i lost money from photos for the dance..
- airey0
i'm fairly sure i succeeded in my plans to invent a time machine, go back in time and tell myself not to do something then go slightly past the point i went back in time and drug myself to forget the events of the last day and then hide the time machine in the same place my left socks usually end up. the only problem is i can't remember any of it, whether i actually invented the machine, or the thing i was trying to tell myself not to do?
- I'm quite sure your plans failed with all of your gibberish;)Tark
- acescence0
i had chat sex with someone today, and i feel a bit dirty.
- PonyBoy0
I believe I now have a friend with benefits...
...but if I do disappear for a few weeks... chances are I'm actually dead.
- duly noted_salisae_
- keep good control of your sails there cap'n, there be rocks in that harbour...kelpie
- i was drunk and lonely. don't expect me to put out again.emukid
- well... I guess we're just friends again...
... never mind. *sighPonyBoy - That never ever ever ever works. But I ruin friendships with it constantly because for that brief moment it's great.flavorful
- SkyPoo0
I've had an email from Canuck, it says:
"Dear Spooky, Could you fix it for me to fly round the Empire State Building in a real helicopter for my birthday next year. I am a big fan of TV shows like Blue Thunder and Airwolf and everybody says I'm a real whirly bird in real life. I would like to wear a baseball cap with an eagle on it and the big headphones, and maybe get to sit on the pilot's lap if its not too dangerous to do so. Your good friend, Canuck"
I don't know what to say to that.
- Fariska0
I've got ice skaters on my feet.
But i'm stuck in a quicksand bank.- Not really a bank, but.. you got itFariska
- torville and dean are foot fetishists?max_prophet
- You have to be a fetishist to be someone nowdaysFariska
- SkyPoo0
I've just received a letter from young Fariska
"Dear Spooky, I have always loved your Royal family in England so I was wondering if you could fix it for me to spend a day with the Queens own Royal Guards and to take part in a changing of the guards ceremony. I would really enjoy standing in a guardsman's box outside Buckingham Palace for a day and I wouldn't move or blink, even if the tourists try to make me. I can ride a horse already so I wouldn't need any training in that department. It would be excellent to have some tea with a member of the Royal Family too, but I know they are very busy and private types of people so I wont ask for too much of that sort of thing, just a go in a soldier's box would be alright.
Yours Sincerely, Fariska"
Well, lets see what we can do shall we, but don't hold your breath.
- canuck0
Please skypoo!
- Fariska0
I've just discovered i have 10 days of holidays left!
- I have 7 left :Dcanuck
- I have 14 left, an impossible number to take before januarykelpie
- I'd manage that easily, it would take me approx 2 weeks to use those up.max_prophet
- that just blew my mindkelpie
- kelpie0
I just caved in to the demon weed after a bit of shite news. Went ut and bought 10 tabs, sat and smoked one, started another, stubbed it out, chucked the rest (and the lighter) and went to buy trainers instead. fanny.
- translation?canuck
- trainers = sneakerskelpie
- tabs = cigaretteskelpie
- fanny = cunt = dickkelpie
- KELPIE, YOU MONGER.
You need to learn the secret of comfort-eating - you're bulking up anyway, aren't you?Nairn - yeah I've literally not stopped eating since I woke up, see below...kelpie
- Adidas tobacco's ?max_prophet
- I'm actually quite chuffed that my reaction to smoking the tab was so violently final.kelpie
- Nikotine Air Max, max?kelpie
- http://www.size-onli…
not bad eh?max_prophet - ai ai ai, I'd wear them an' all. nice, had no idea they were realkelpie
- kelpie0
where the fuck isn't canuck?