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Last tracked at: Gatwick DepotWOOHOOO!
Outbound Art Is Now In Air Transit System !!!!
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Light enough to Travel
- Greedo0
Spooky taught me a new word today, "Wendyhouse."
- capsize0
Soon they reached the king's castle, where the king thought his son had been lost hunting. The horse told Johnny to work as a gardener; they would set him to tend strawberries, and he should cut them at the root and lie down beside them. He did that, and fell asleep. His sheepskin vanished, and he was wearing fine clothing. The youngest princess saw him, he was very handsome, and she fell in love. When he woke, the strawberries were ripe, and he was wearing his sheepskin. He went back to the horse, and it had a man's head. The next day, the horse sent him. They put him to tend the arbors, and at the horse's command, he cut all their roots and slept. The youngest princess again saw him looking handsome, the arbors grew back and held fruit by the time he woke, and the horse had become a man to his waist. The third day, the horse sent him again, he planted the spade in the ground he was supposed to spade and slept, the youngest princess admired him again, the ground was all spaded when he woke, and the horse was a man again.
- SkyPoo0
Chapter 2.
After they had made it safely across the water, leaving the devil behind them drowning in the water, the one bloke... what was his name.... lets call him Derek, well, Derek got off the Horse Prince and congratulated him for his speed and deftness. The Horse Prince turned to Derek and said "I am actually a great prince. The Devil cast a spell on me and made me into a horse. I have only one chance of being returned to my former shape and for anyone that would undertake the task I shall grant untold wealth and a long and happy life within the walls of my father's great palace in the valley of a thousand charms"
And so Derek, who was but a poor serf, looked eagerly to the Horse Prince and said "Tell me sire, what it is that I must do in order to shatter the curse upon you", and the Horse Prince said "Well, have you seen Brokeback mountain?"
- "yes..." said derek. "well target is running a sale. only 10 bucks. can you pick me up a copy?" asked the horse7point34
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The king was thinking of marrying off his daughters. His older two were promised to two princes, but the youngest had refused all matches. She went to her father and told him she wanted to marry Johnny. The king did not want to, but she insisted, and so they were promised. Then the king called all three of the men and told them that the one who defeated the other two would get his crown. The princes set out on fractious horses and scorned Johnny, on a lame horse, but when they had ridden by, the horse and his clothing were changed to a fine horse and outfit. He rode after and told them he had come to fight in Johnny's place. They fought and did not injure each other, and Johnny rode off. A second day, it went the same, but the third, Johnny wounded both the others. He went back with them and revealed who he was; the youngest princess was not surprised. The king said the crown was his. Johnny said it belonged to his son, and when the king said that his son was dead, he brought him to the court. The marriages were performed, the son became king, and Johnny was his most loyal friend.
- his tale is Aarne-Thompson type 314, which is called "the Golden Story" because in many variants, the hero's hair is turned to gold.[2] Another tales like this include The Magician's Horse and The Gifts of the Magician.
Besides that alternation, it is uncommon for the horse to be transformed back into a man in parts; usually, the horse orders the hero to behead it, which transforms it.capsize - is turned to gold.[2] Another tales like this include The Magician's Horse and The Gifts of the Magician.
Besides that alternation, it is uncommon for the horse to be transformed back into a man in parts; usually, the horse orders the hero to behead it, which transforms it.capsize - Besides that alternation, it is uncommon for the horse to be transformed back into a man in parts; usually, the horse orders the hero to behead it, which transforms it.capsize
- to behead it, which transforms it.capsize
- his tale is Aarne-Thompson type 314, which is called "the Golden Story" because in many variants, the hero's hair is turned to gold.[2] Another tales like this include The Magician's Horse and The Gifts of the Magician.
- SkyPoo0
This one time, right, this dog was looking after the king's baby, and these baddies got into the castle and were generally up to no good on the grab and that. So the dog, loyal to the king, set about the intruders in an attmept to stop them getting the King's baby. I think the dog heard talk of a possible kidnap/ransom opportunity. Anyway the dog had at these blokes and all merry hell went off. The room got trashed and all sorts.
Later that day the king came home from hunting ducks and he went to his baby son's room. It was a right old mess. Everything was turned upside down and as if that wasn't bad enough the King noticed there was blood about on the floor. He looked to his son's crib and it was upside down on the floor. Tehre was blood on the sheets. The dog sat stright up looking directly at the King next to it and he whimpered. He had blood round his chops. The king was angry and sad and he thought the dog had killed his baby so he pulle dout his hunting sword and plunged it intot he dog's heart where he sat.
The dog died.
Then the king turned over the crib and there underneath, carefully protected by the dog, was the kings son. Alive and well.
I was told that story aged about 6 and it totally traumatised me for many many years. Well done Mr Hockedy, you fucking insensitive goon.
- I'm definitely telling that one to my son when he's old enough...Greedo
- in like 15 years.Greedo
- I am that dog.max_prophet
- Fariska0
fffffffffffffffinished!!!!
50 pages of storyboard and concepts.
If the client doesn't approve it( overwhelmed by the amount of stuff) and, worst case scenario, if doesn't like it, i can always trow it at him and cause serious hurts.- or paper maché it into a bat and bludgeon him to death7point34
- neue75_bold0
where the fuck is Neue?
- oh..neue75_bold
- Out with the Alte, in with the NeueGreedo
- but where the fuck am I?neue75_bold
- I checked the airports, train and bus stations, nothing...Greedo
- ah yes, chilling in the void... right where I belong...neue75_bold
- Thank goodness. i thought you may be dead in a ditch, god knows wherelocustsloth
- like a fine wine...Greedo
- wait a minutecapsize
- dead in a ditch like a fine wine... that's how I roll...neue75_bold
- Chateau Hadenough '94Greedo
- 7point340
this is your left
this is your leftthis is your right
this is your rightthis is your left
you're gonna die.- HAHAHHAAHHAHAHHA!!!flavorful
- http://www.qbn.com/t…flavorful
- MEATWAD FTW!!!flavorful
- my favorite quote of all time. and i was going to put it in that thread, but i knew you'd never see it, hahaha7point34
- Jaline0
I made some cool, jungle-themed song in my sound class today. Maybe I will post it up later.
Hey, canuck, I got 2 Smile cookies from TH today. Haven't eaten them yet (still have to eat my sub), but they look tasty! yummm. Thanks for the suggestion.
- Jaline0
OK, my co-worker (the same one who swears and speaks out loud all the time) has started to read or look at random things on her computer and laughs out loud in a horribly annoying manner. STFU!
- Jaline0
- Further proof that summer is over and fall is no longer approaching, but here.flavorful
- Flowers are dying, yup. Still, these pictures prove that it's not always cold and snowy here!Jaline
- hey...some flowers are still growing though, which you will notice in the pictures..Jaline
- hahah, I do think of Ottawa and Canada in generally perennially buried in heaps of snow.flavorful
- The bee scares me in the last picture. Like it is the devil child of a praying mantis and a bee.Jaline
- The "could've been better" part is just me dealing with the fact that I only got about 10 pictures I really liked out of 200Jaline
- Haha, that bee is raping that flower.flavorful
- Man all this talk about rape has made my underwear get really tight.flavorful
- what the..Jaline
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Car place doesn't know what's wrong with my car.
My mother took her car key away from me this morning.
I have no way to or from work at the moment, and I was going to get my haircut today by my old barber who I haven't seen in years.Also, on the brink of salvaging this past week possibly. But that kind of hinged on some other factors which aren't going as planned at the moment either.
A rare bad week for me. Again realizing that a bad week to me is probably the greatest week of most people's lives.
- lol, you motherfuckerhallelujah
- hahahaJaline
- By the way, I think you look quite good with shorter hair compared to longer hair. Must be that you need less ginger.Jaline
- everyone needs less gingerkelpie
- I predicted your exact response. And it's true.Jaline
- Except Nicole Kidman. She should go back.Jaline
- hahaha, pwned.flavorful
- My hair is still short, I haven't gotten it cut in over a month though which isn't like me.flavorful
- In general though, I prefer shorter hair. I think it's because most of the guys who have long hair also don't clean their hair.Jaline
- hair, or don't do a decent job of giving viewers the illusion that they clean it. Maybe it's just me and university/college.Jaline
- I clean it. Weekly.ismith
- Aren't you supposed to wash your hair daily ... ?flavorful
- In case that didn't come across since you can't hear my voice please add, "You dirty son of a bitch", afterward, haha.flavorful
- You're supposed to do it every other day so that you don't remove the natural oils or something, but I do it every other dayJaline
- other day or less. so usually every day, or, if my hair looks fine, I'll leave it for one day.Jaline
- *leave it aloneJaline
- I've just become erect.flavorful
- ismith0
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