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- e-pill0
dear blog,
i have a hot date tonight with chick and it will be our 3rd date, so you know what that means!!!!! yes thats right she gets to wear my spider-man underooz!!!!
:)
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- I've just become erect.SkyPoo
- good look brosefcanuck
- LUCK. jesus christ I am tired.canuck
- hahahah, alexJaline
- who is this Alex?capsize
- AleX.flavorful
- Hopefully she is your Gwen Stacy ... you know ... without the whole getting brutally murdered for knowing you thing.flavorful
- alexxxJaline
- sounds like he'll get a letter from Skyp oocapsize
- digdre0
i'm happy since moa said I made something nice!
- Jaline0
canuck, did you see my cookie post on the previous page?! Those Smiley cookies are tasty :)
- you know they make that shit from monkey cum!7point34
- or more realistically, poisoned chinese milk powder7point34
- Or more realistically the cum of monkey's who were fore-fed contaminated milk from China.flavorful
- this conspiracy goes deeper than i ever could have imagined...7point34
- look who's jealousJaline
- digdre0
i want cookies too
- capsize0
can't you "chat up" the TH girl behind the counter?
- capsize0
- same person 15 years latercapsize
- FUCK i need to turn my images on. I have a feeling this is a good one.canuck
- WOW! That must have been a hard motherfucking 15 years!MrOneHundred
- 7point340
sometimes i think canuck has his images turned off
- 7point340
where the labfuck is Jnr_Madison?
- digdre0
waiting a week for a package from germany. wtf!
- flavorful0
Would make sense that my Jesus Rap would get over looked in a religious thread. I stand by it however.
- i noted it haha. but i figured it was probably insane, and didn't bother to finish reading.7point34
- i'll give it another shot...7point34
- i think it's possible you may have a brain tumor7point34
- hahaha7point34
- It's to the tune of 'Daytona 500' but in the vein of '99 Problems' in terms of delivery.flavorful
- hahahahaflavorful
- I wrote the other two verses, but I don't think they are as good. They have some good lines though.flavorful
- "but wouldn't bust a hymen in a rape fight" & "Trying to play Jesus when nobody fucks with Him"flavorful
- * Trying to play The Jesus *flavorful
- grunttt0
i'm yawning towards the finish line.
- 7point340
She plays her quadraphonic torture-box full blast above us. Every night it's Bob Dylan's "Sarah". Something must have happened to her way back then, and she relives... - I know it can be worse but every night, it's unbelievable, it's like you're in the room with her. If it was just 1:30 in the morning, fine, it'd be like feeding time, you could get through it but it's diabolical. It's 1:30, 6 in the morning, it's 2:10 in the morning, it's 3:15 in the morning, it's 4:11 in the morning. What do you do? You call the police, they come, she turns it down, they leave, she turns it up. They come, she turns it down, they leave, she turns it up!
- Confront her?Greedo
- guess the source and you win a tainted monkey cookie7point34
- Hmmm Rand? Feeding time... who else has had children...Greedo
- Capsize/ V-Gates/ R-Mutt or whatever other alias...Greedo
- it's from swimming to cambodia - spaulding gray, excellent performance piece7point34
- oh... :/
sorry to disappoint, never saw it...
obviously.Greedo - i'm sure most haven't... i think i watched it in college in a film class7point34
- it was one of the only quotes i could find online... i barely even remember this part myself7point34
- airey0
there are times when i wonder if the person who rents the flat above me is a figment of my imagination. everytime i try to go upstairs and complain about the loud music i realise that the building is only 1 floor and it's a house.
- emukid0
a little late perhaps but i just realized i don't have a fucking clue about what i am doing.
- nobody does. just fake it.airey
- nah, plenty of time.MrOneHundred