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- SkyPoo0
I've just had a note passed to me from Flavourful
"Dear Spooky, I'm quite a fan of HotGossip, the dance troupe from Top Of The Pops. They're all really old ladies now, but I have some old VHS that I like to watch from 1979 where they're wearing satin hotpants and rubbing along the floor to 'Starship Trouper' which was their number one hit. Its very sexy and very cool too. Would it be possible for you to reassemble the original line up of the ones who are still alive so I can meet them and pay my respects, and then maybe I could recreate some of the sexy dance routines with their grand-daughters in the old Top Of The Pops studio. It would be really good fun to have them wearing the hotpants and rubbing along the floor with me in a dance routine. Yours Sincerely, Flavourful".
Well now, I'll have to see what I can do, but I wouldn't hang your hopes on it.
- MrOneHundred0
Dear Spooky,
The 2 Ronnies, Benny Hill, Dave Allen, Dick Emery, Youtha Joyce, the casts of On the Buses, Man About the House, Love Thy Neighbour, Doctor in the House.
Grab a shovel and get to it!
- I'm off to bed now, but I received your letter this morning Mr100. G'night, B'night.SkyPoo
- Greedo0
Dear Spooky,
I've always wanted to stand in a proper english queue, you know, with the chaps with the black umbrellas and bowler hats and the old ladies with the curlers on and the chit-chat and the "i say there, old boy" and the "i can't remember if i shut me kettle off", but have been unable to do so due to my preternatural fear of flying to the isles. It would mean ever so much to me if I could stand aimlessly at some sodden bus stop until a proper double-decker pulls up.
PS: i'll pay extra for some snaggle-toothed youths to harass me and maybe to whistle after some passing 'birds'.- This one falls within budget. So you see, dreams really can come true. As long as you pay for the flights.SkyPoo
- canuck0
What a fucked up political party, sounds likes it's built on the beliefs and ideals of hedge http://www.libertarian.ca/
- flavorful0
Usually my boyish charm and Hollywood good looks work like a charm.
I'm quite perplexed.
- charm does tend to work like a charm.MrOneHundred
- girl troubles?Jaline
- Mr100 has been waiting to say that for a while now.Jaline
- ;)Jaline
- ...and waiting. Geez that felt good, though!MrOneHundred
- hahahflavorful
- I think that's what they are called Juhls. I honestly have never had them until this past week, haha.flavorful
- Good luck! Maybe it's worth keeping her if your charms don't work, hahahaJaline
- TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH, HHAHA!flavorful
- Hrm .. in text that seems like an angry laugh. haha, that's an actual laugh out loud though. Props.flavorful
- Jaline0
I hope those Chinese workers don't mess up my Apple order again!
- Jaline0
"30 Rock" doesn't start up until October 30th??!! What kind of bullshit is this? I need my Tina Fey.
- I was wondering...
:-(MrOneHundred - hey don't blame uscanuck
- I KNOW!!! DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF MATE!?flavorful
- oops..
:DPonyBoy
- I was wondering...
- canuck0
listening to lindstrom album.
- canuck0
I would like this thanks.
- Pseuro0
hello
- HELLO!canuck
- cool are we friends now?Pseuro
- No, you were stealing batteries and canuck was just trying to put a little scare in ya.flavorful
- anagram for "poseur"?locustsloth
- MrOneHundred0
Welcome to Friday. 1 beer with lunch and I am tipsy. If anyone thingks I am getting any more work done today, they are DREAMING!
- i drank some beer and went to class...didnt do anything.pencilpants
- Did i mention the methadone program I am on?MrOneHundred
- sikma0
- NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY SEGA WITH HARRISON FORDsikma
- AHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!sikma
- *coughsikma
- i had the Master System..and it was fabulouslocustsloth
- jonatne0
I'm drunk, okay?!?!
Shitfuck
- omgitsacamera0
le sigh
- Jnr_Madison0
Jaline, a racist, who would of thunk it.
- Not the Chinese, that's for sure...Jnr_Madison
- Oh come on....
;)Jaline
- SkyPoo0
I can't remember if I shut me kettle off.
- i say there, old boyJnr_Madison
- Been queing long?SkyPoo
- queing?
queueing. <--- ?SkyPoo - Been standing here waiting for a bus long?SkyPoo
- *too busy to answer as being hassled snaggle-toothed youths.Jnr_Madison
- HAhahah.SkyPoo
- innit.emukid
- emukid0
finding myself a bit angry, so i may go and rob a bank
- Fariska0
Sometimes i woke up in the middle of the night and wonder if i shut me kettle off