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- Bender0
Thats just fucking great. I quit the smokes 3 weeks ago again, and was doing really good. Then yesterday we got Winston/Camel in as a client, and I will be taking the account. I even got a couple of cartons from them to smoke if I wanted. WTF!
- Sue them.SkyPoo
- Kelpie is looking at you with malicious eyesFariska
- You could make an entire fucking movie out of that plot brief. Seriously.killthefish
- Probably not a good movie, but still.killthefish
- oh noesJaline
- You should be the campaign.
QUIT? FFS NO JUST GET MOREcapsize
- kelpie0
if it makes you feel any better I am really struggling the last few days with the smoking thing. The stress of work has knocked me sideways and I've fallen off the wagon a few times.
- canuck0
group hug
- SkyPoo0
Group sex?
Okay, I'll leave voluntarily. Sorry for the upset.
- reach around, please.Jnr_Madison
- LOLO!canuck
- What the hell just went in my mouth?killthefish
- hallelujah0
I, for one,
- kelpie0
who/where the fuck is killthefish?
- kelpie0
if jnr is killthefish I'm going to have to beat myself to death with my wooden third leg
- I don't think any scot would pick 'Gaithersburg' as his location... unless he was diabolically clever...Greedo
- I wouldn't put it past him.canuck
- If jnr is diabolically clever, then I must be/not be he.killthefish
- Greedo0
Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?
What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
- 7point340
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and forget to log out as killthefish
- hmmmmGreedo
- on a related note: i am not killthefish7point34
- on an unrelated note: I am 7point34.killthefish
- canuck0
Jnr just admitted to me (via gmail) he is Killthefish, and that he likes to wear women's underwear.
- this killthefish discovery is news7point34
- One of these statements may actually be a lie.canuck
- damn, so he's not killthefish?7point34
- But I do like to wear women's underwear.killthefish
- kelpie0
this is serious ok, so don't laugh:
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I realise I've been having a dream in which it was very important for me to do some violence or other to protect myself only I'm actually doing the movements in real life too. Twice I have woken up next to this girl I sometimes go to sleep next to and only because I've rolled over in the night am I not paneling her face in in my sleep as I beat the pillow next to me. Its quite a scary thought.
First time I was slapping some guy in the cinema about who kept trying to put his hand down my trousers, the next time I was in a completely yellow room and saw a wasp on the wall so I cut out the piece of the fabric of space where the wasp was and threw it away but the buzzing from the wasp kept annoying me until i went looking for it and the wasp reappeared 10 times its natural size and I had to fight it off.
- drugs, i love it!janne76
- I'm practically drug free these days!kelpie
- *pinches self so as not to laugh7point34
- Tell me... do you fuck these girls that you spoke of?SkyPoo
- I'm not coming over for the slumber party now!Greedo
- that's a bit personalkelpie
- but aye, of course I dokelpie
- I do almost exactly that same shit.killthefish
- now I need to know who you are even more, perhaps there is a cure in our genes?kelpie
- How would we get it out of there, though, do you think? A cure, I mean.killthefish
- canuck0
SAO PAULO, Brazil - Brazilian police reportedly have caught up with a motorist who owes the equivalent of nearly US$2 million in unpaid traffic fines.
Folha OnLine says police stopped 36-year-old Armando Clemente da Silva on Wednesday night and discovered he has been ticketed nearly 1,000 times since 2001, the year he bought his current car.
Folha OnLine says the accumulated fines for speeding and running red lights total 3.4 million reals (US$1.9 million).
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hahahhaha and to top it off his last name is OnLine. wtf?
- 7point340
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and remember i have alzheimers and wake up in the middle of the night and remember i have alzheimers
- Jnr_Madison0
FYI, I am indeed diabolically clever.
- Jaline0
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the...oh....who am I kidding...I'm usually up all night...
- tough being an international party girlkelpie
- looking at your fine fine self in the mirror7point34
- oh wait, no. that's flavorful7point34
- MINCING HUMANSNairn
- That made no sense buried in at note #4.Nairn
- lol 7.34SkyPoo
- lolfactor: 7.34 on the lolter scale.SkyPoo
- are something supposed to make sense in a note? I better stop then.killthefish
- kelpie0
ever cut out a piece of space time in order to dispose of a wasp, thereby leaving a completely and perfectly uniform yellow room?
- that turbine is still going to kill you7point34
- Not a wasp as such, no.SkyPoo
- Did you say "turban?"killthefish
- turban?!? fuck! where?!??!
don't joke about that!7point34 - bad heart you know7point34
- Jaline0
On the 3rd gen. nano, you know that scrolling image on the right of each list?
I am convinced those album covers are chosen specifically to embarrass you as much as possible in public. Damn Apple.