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- SkyPoo0
Life: You versus Pointlessness in a bare knuckle brawl.
- max_prophet0
Life: Barratt homes, soap opera's and package holidays
seriously, that's what it is for some people. Makes you feel better huh?
- These things that you speak of sound like a wild fantastical existence that I can barely comprehend.SkyPoo
- SkyPoo0
finding myself a bit delirious, so I may go and confront a duck
- Jnr_Madison0
I'm in one of those '15 years old' girl type of moods again.
- now suck my cock.Jnr_Madison
- mehJnr_Madison
- bahJnr_Madison
- chom chom chom.SkyPoo
- i am here for youemukid
- just kidding. gfy.emukid
- haha, emuJaline
- SkyPoo0
finding myself a bit cackhanded, so I may go and drop a snack.
- 'punch the keys, for gods sake'Jnr_Madison
- THUMP THUMP, THWACK.
Okay, now what... ?SkyPoo - 'you the man now, dawg!'Jnr_Madison
- http://originalytmnd…Jnr_Madison
- SkyPoo0
Life: Me and Jordy, in a grammar duel, to the death.
- Do it live!Jnr_Madison
- Pay Per View.
We like to call it Paper Vyoo though.SkyPoo
- emukid0
sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and realize it's 4:44am, and i am still at work.
- You the man now dawg!Jnr_Madison
- i am, and will always be the bitch.emukid
- Jnr_Madison0
sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and can't seem to think straight, after a few minutes pondering this, I realise not eating for days and therefore forcing my body into starvation mode, breaking down fat cells, probably doesn't help.
- I don't feel well.Jnr_Madison
- i am here for youemukid
- but i am dying though. so i won't be here for you too long i am afraid.emukid
- I am there for you being here for me watching you die for me.Jnr_Madison
- just kidding.Jnr_Madison
- gfyJnr_Madison
- Girly Flirtatious Younguns?SkyPoo
- SkyPoo0
After nearly seven years of tireless campaigning, we have finally done it chaps. We have the blog thread to ourselves. Just the three of us.
This calls for a celebration.
- Jnr, I want emukid off here by Monday
SkyPoo - Emukid, Jnr_madison must be gone by MondaySkyPoo
- You are both dead to me.Jnr_Madison
- i'll be dead to everyone soon enough. but before i go, i must find out skypoo's real screen name.emukid
- Its Me Emukid...
Nosferatu!
Hai !!!SkyPoo
- Jnr, I want emukid off here by Monday
- emukid0
my eyes, they burn. double shot espressos have stopped working. i've only had five today.
- killthefish0
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the morning and wonder if I've left the blog thread in the hands of just three people.
- Just as my dreams of solitude were nearing fruition in swims killthefish.SkyPoo
- I will ruin everything you hold dear.killthefish
- Or, wait, that's not what I meant to say.killthefish
- Jnr_Madison0
omg takes pics of the dance.
omg charges for said pics.
omg teachers call him out as profiteering.
omg shows his bills to say otherwise.
omg.- how can he lose money?Jnr_Madison
- more importantly, how can he slap?Jnr_Madison
- THIS BLOODY BASTARDS.SkyPoo
- he could benefit from a government bail out.emukid
- or a cumshot to the face.emukid
- i regret that last comment.emukid
- BWAHAHAHASkyPoo
- I don't LOLOLOLJnr_Madison
- SkyPoo0
Ray Barreto's track 'Indestructible' pounds my ear drums now.
As appreciative as I am of the Salsa sound, and as respectful as I am to the people who make it, dance it and live it, I can't help chuckling when the backing vocalists all chant
IN-DAY-TRUCK-TEEEBLAY!!!
exactly like Speedy Gonzales.
- < --- Racialist.SkyPoo
- I am not appreciative of the Salsa sound, I'm afraid. then again, I'm not indaytruckteeblay, either.killthefish
- killthefish0
A giant fucking moth just flew by my head, fluttered around against my screen, the flopped into the crack between my laptop and my desk wall.
Which one of you jokers sent that thing?
- Fluff, come back here and leave the man alone. Come on, back in your cage. Bad moth.SkyPoo
- SkyPoo0
- AHAHAHJnr_Madison
- is that jnr's mum?emukid
- the one in black that is.emukid
- It's some where right in the middle. But I lack the requisite equipment.killthefish
- kelpie0
sometimes I wake in the middle of the night and I'm back at the reservoir, unpacking mother from the car, and I can clearly hear the gravel crunching under foot on my way to the edge. My legs feel cold up to the knees as if in water, though I know I'm safely tucked up in the attic space where everything is ok, far from the sounds of the basement. The bad sounds...
- my first one of these, how'd I do?kelpie
- probably as good as a "sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night..." can get.emukid
- what i am trying to say is that i hate you.emukid
- *retires on a highkelpie
- < applies to both noteskelpie
- A bit long, but that's probably just testament to your keeness and enthusiasm for the genre.SkyPoo
- Damn, I killed your high. Sorry.SkyPoo
- fuck you spooky. I love you, but my love is like that of a collector of stuffed animalskelpie
- that made nosense. can't think right, signal to noise signal to noise signaltonoise my head hurtskelpie
- Shall I call you a taxidermist?
HA! I'm like fucking comedy lightening me.SkyPoo - (thats comedy LIGHTENING, not comedy lighting).SkyPoo
- you've outstretched the genre. I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night thinking about that.killthefish
- I'm the Proust of Blogkelpie
- The Nabokov of mimekelpie
- The Picasso plumbingFariska
- Picasso OF plumbingFariska
- kelpie0
sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I have to pull the wheel sharply to the right to avoid the oncoming traffic.
- kelpie0
obviously, on those nights I then awake in a cold sweat from my driving a truck in america dreams.
- killthefish0
Picasso Plumbing:
Our drain pipes are connected to our shins.- is this a clever sartorial joke?kelpie
- depends on what "sartorial" means.killthefish
- y'know? about clothes and stuffkelpie
- all jokes, really, are about clothes and stuff.killthefish
- kelpie0
btw, sorry to be totally behind the times but who are you killthefish?
- Its Rand.SkyPoo
- oh. hi randkelpie
- is it really rand? he always has his web site listed on his screen names.emukid
- he doesn't seem rand-like.kelpie
- it's jazx isn't it?emukid
- Is that an insult? I probably try too hard to be rand.killthefish
- I have to be honest and say it was a wild guess. Just goes to show how impressionable you humans are.SkyPoo
- no, he's not me... I like him, thoughhallelujah
- yah, I actually thought i was rand for a minute there.killthefish