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- kelpie0
@Nairn:
food consumed so far today:
1 x XL bowl porridge
1x XL bowl muesli
4x large salami and cream cheese sandwiches on Brown bread
1x large portion of lasagne
2x packet chewing gum (peppermint)(cooking more lasagne now)
- nom nom nom nomkelpie
- salami? brown bread? - thats kinda cosmopolitan for scotland eh!max_prophet
- lots of butter on the brea, 5 slices of salami, dipped in batter, deep fried, then fried again, to tastekelpie
- more like it!max_prophet
- Nairn0
Today so far - 3 cups of tea, another brewing. It's clear to me now, writing this, why my afternoons aren't quite as productive as they should be, but my late nights (after eating properly) are.
I'm going to die before I'm 50, I know it. Fuck what that ridiculously real dream I had as a kid said about me dying at '73'.
- I'm going to die at 31, burst open on the floor of the studio from over eatingkelpie
- you're not 31 yet? ARE YE SHURE YA DIRTY AWL RADGE?max_prophet
- October 19th, for the recordkelpie
- not that I'm hinting anythingkelpie
- Fariska0
Kelps, are you sure that those are just plain regular tabs?
- 7point340
does emukid actually have a ffffound?
i MUST know!
i will kill a kitten every 10 mins that i do not have an answer!
- when he says "kill a kitten" he means "fap vigorously"locustsloth
- 7point340
did we ever find out if that was chossy's dad?
- 7point340
i am going to pretend i didn't see blog on the 2nd page.
*silent rage. silent farty rage
- SkyPoo0
Listen folks, I've had a somewhat tearful Chossy on the phone just now. He's finding it very difficult to deal with the Midge Ure accusations. Its something he's had a lot of trouble with in his private life and, well, I think he'd appreciate it very much if we could all pull together round him and give him our support and friendship at this difficult juncture. Could I suggest we let this one go for the greater good of the group dynamic?
Okay, that's all I wanted to say really, as you were.
- hallelujah0
I'm worried about the spookster
- He's going through some changes. He needs compassion and support, and he needs hard cash.SkyPoo
- capsize0
A good-for-nothing boy once begged a sheepskin from butchers; it was so filthy he came to be called "Little Johnny Sheep-Dung". One day, he met a bourgeois on a horse, who hired him on the promise of little work and feeding him; Johnny did not realize that he was the Devil. At his home, the Devil showed him a horse (actually a prince he had transformed to that shape) and told him to beat it every morning. Johnny did, but not hard, for fear of tiring himself. After a few days, the horse warned him that he worked for the Devil, told him to take ten sacks of the Devil's gold, and had him ride off on it. They rode through an ocean, where waters opened for them. The Devil chased them, but every time he came close, the horse had Johnny drop a sack, so the Devil stopped to pick the money up. When the tenth sack was dropped, they escaped the other side, and the waters closed on the Devil and drowned him.
- canuck0
HI'YA!
- chossy0
I am not keen to answer any question about whether or not midge is my pappa or not.............
- canuck0
Hey emukid im doing a website for some Canadian financial company that buys real estate in your Town and re-sells for profits. LOL!!!!
- SkyPoo0
I've just had a fax from Randd. Its says
"Dear Spooky, I have always been fascinated by trained police dogs and how they tackle baddies to the floor in demonstrations on TV and even once at our summer fete on my school sports field. In the demonstrations I have seen the man playing the baddy runs across the grass and the dog grabs his arm and wrestles him to the floor. Its always okay because the man is only playing a baddy and has a gianormous cardboard arm on that the dog bites safely so no harm is done. I would really like to try that if it was possible, can you set that up for me? Your good friend Randd"
Well now, I'll have to have a think about that one but I'm doubtful it will happen to be honest. I wouldn't want to be held responsible if anyone got hurt.
- hallelujah0
I've just had a carrier pigeon from Skypoo
- killthefish0
CAREFUL YOU GUYS IT'S FALLING.
I've just gotten off the phone with nobody. They didn't say anything.
- capsize0
"I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you."
- capsize0
"I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you."