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- Horp0
My Missus...
" Can you come home in twenty minutes, I'll be serving up supper"Me...
"What is it?"My Missus...
"Ratatouille and Brown Rice"Is she fucking mad? Of course I can't come home in twenty minutes. The chip shop is 15 minutes away and it takes nearly ten to get served and have the fish fried. Its 50 minutes at least by my best estimate.
Ratatouille indeed.
- Fucking vegetarians, always taking the piss.Horp
- got anything in the mail?********
- IT BETTER BE MADE OF CHIPS TOM, THATS ALL I'M SAYING.Horp
- But no, not to my knowledge. You do know I've moved dontcha?Horp
- The brown rice we buy is the best.Jaline
- Maybe she should ask, "What time are you coming home?". And then you'll have to answer, and then you'll have to eat her food.Jaline
- food.
(what an unfortunate way to end a previous note).Jaline - Unless you become clever as well, and figure out that you should leave some extra time in there to eat something else.Jaline
- Damn vegetarians.Jaline
- i sent to your home address.********
- i am a vegatarian.janne76
- but i do eat fish.janne76
- and on rare occasions meat, but only if it's been shot in the woods..janne76
- emukid0
has my flaming bag of poop arrived at american doorsteps yet?
- mine came yesterday - adnan happened to be here... i had him put it out for me.PonyBoy
- No but America has arrived at a flaming bag of poop according to the economistsHorp
- A bit of political comedy there.Horp
- Call me Ben Elton.Horp
- and then shoot me, point blank in the face, if I talk about writing any novels.Horp
- so how are the novels coming?7point34
- * Blam.Horp
- ...tim?7point34
- oh dear...7point34
- someone should call... oh dear...
*backs away whistling7point34
- 7point340
he called the shit poop!
- PonyBoy0
*chases penguin w/7point34
- Jaline0
I have to finish up a web site for myself in the next few days. I'm testing something for someone, and I guess having someone waiting for you to finish is a good way to force yourself into getting a new site up.
- 7point340
Rirruto?
those are Zs
- Why is blog on page two? Or is it hiding out here?********
- Okay, since blog is hiding out here, can I ask a question? What the hell is with this MikeJ character?********
- Why is blog on page two? Or is it hiding out here?
- Horp0
I'm trying to draw a hand, clenched round a car steering wheel for Top Gear. It looks like a potato that's been stabbed by a yam.
POTATO! STABBED BY A YAM!
- London Reuters News Correspondent.
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I was standin in line with mr jimmy
and man did he look pretty ill- you're the rand now, dog!7point34
- Did you have a cherry cola?********
- omgitsacamera0
After my AP Euro and Chem final
i am barely alive
- emukid0
i have returned from lunch. and if you must know, it was delicious.
- ********0
noted: the influence of Stockhausen's "Kontakte, Struktur X" on the opening of Dinosaur Jr's "feel the pain"
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i have to spend my entire sunday at driving school, pay $180 for the ticket, and pay another $60 for driving school.
you can all go to hell.
- where's that 1st World Problems thread when you need it..?********
- where's that 1st World Problems thread when you need it..?
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note: small caps and italics are part of this typeface
- among other uses, it's recommended for newspaper and magazine use.7point34
- Jaline0
Antonelli, did you get into trouble, or do you not have your license yet?
- Apparently you have to stop when the light changes to red. Who knew??********
- Apparently you have to stop when the light changes to red. Who knew??
- Jaline0
I'm trying to fade-in a description of an image when a user hovers over the image. Any scripts? I'm finding many online, but nothing that allows me to keep using the script on multiple images while using various descriptions.
- emukid0
i am not sure how i feel about the revival of dance music.
- i've had a chance to think about it and i say LET'S FUCKING DANCEemukid
- JUST KIDDING. GFY.emukid
- What revival?Jaline
- don't blame me i voted for mccain7point34
- a time where its socially acceptable to listen to dance music again. a time where bands like justice, midnight juggernauts, cut copy, hercules and love affair, etc etc are popular. giving rise to bands making similar music.emukid
- juggernauts, cut copy, hercules and love affair, etc etc are popular. giving rise to bands making similar music.emukid
- i apologize for even joking about that7point34
- i like all the bands i listed. truth be told, i dance to Tool the same way i dance to Justice. it's all dance music to me.emukid
- so i say LET'S FUCKING DANCEemukid
- I love dance music. But I won't be dancing.Jaline
- emukid0
i am not sure how i feel about this email i just received that ends with "Also, I want you to know that you are a fine young man. Happy holidays!"
- Horp0