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- neue75_bold0
I feel the hands of everyone
Then I feel nothing...
- e-pill0
hey rand i mean josh thanks for the holiday card!!!
i guess i will be getting more down the line.many happy snowball fights!!!
-e
- Horp0
I'm going to bed now so when my turn to post comes around, could somebody please stand in for me. Thanks.
- Good night!Jaline
- G'Bnight.
B'night.
G'Bnibghnight'BGHorp - I’ll get Fungal_Bum on standby.MrOneHundred
- MrOneHundred0
I had somewhat of an erotic dream, which is rare, since my subconscious guilt about infidelity has something of a stranglehold on my sleeping brain. Anyway. I was with a young lady – unsure as to whether or not it was my wife (unsure in the dream, that is). I wanted quite urgently to become intimate with this young lady, and in my urgency I noticed she was wearing those white cotton knickers which usually do nothing for me, but in this case spurred me into action quite hurriedly. So the conflict of my subconscious guilt, and my rapidly overwhelming ardour left me in quite a quandary. The best course of action I could come up with was to slither down and gently place a kiss on those cotton knickers.
HOT!
- Too much?MrOneHundred
- this was clearly a dream about jaline********
- Do you know something about her taste in underwear that I don’t?MrOneHundred
- I can't reveal anything.Jaline
- I always hear about people feeling bothered / upset when their significant other cheats on them in their dream, and theyJaline
- can't look at their partner in the same way for a (short) while. I wonder if this is true? You had a dream about yourself though,Jaline
- which is different from what I'm describing. Anyway, it's nice to remember your dreams. I don't remember all of them :/Jaline
- I'm blabbing b/c I'm reminded of my own dreams (the ones I actually remember). They are too explicit sometimes.Jaline
- I would have no problem if my wife had those dreams. I clearly have a problem with me having them, though.MrOneHundred
- It could be a good thing sometimes.Jaline
- Mos def.MrOneHundred
- emukid0
amazon won't let me buy this mp3 album from amazon uk because of some "georgraphical restrictions." wtf? where is the holiday spirit? i am willing to pay them hard earned dough for this but they be hatin.
- of course they spelled geographical rightemukid
- You do know there are other ways of obtaining music?MrOneHundred
- That sucks. It's like how Amazon Canada has nothing as good as the U.S.A. one does. Same with iTunes.Jaline
- ********0
here's a good amazon story to counter emu's... I just got a package shipped and discovered I had stupidly ordered 2 pairs of those shoes with rollers in the soles for my niece. I went online, called up my order, clicked "return" and automatically printed out an rma and prepaid shipping label... all I have to do is stick it back in the box and give it to the mailman. AWESOME
- That is nice. Although I hate returning and getting things back. That whole transaction.Jaline
- It's probably b/c I live in Canada and everything is annoying when it comes to shipping.Jaline
- What is with those shoes? Kids go nuts for them. I think they are stupid. *stares gapingly into generation gapMrOneHundred
- Which ones? What does "rollers in the soles" mean?Jaline
- IT WAS SO FUCKING EASY, IT TOOK 45 SECONDS********
- Like collapsible roller skates? I bought Nike ones like that online when I was 15-ish.Jaline
- I think Apple has something like this as well?Jaline
- Yep, those shoes. Kids are scootin’ skatin’ all over the place, ffs!MrOneHundred
- emukid0
who wants to buy me an album from amazon uk?
- mind you i have terrible taste in music so don't judge when i reveal the name of the albumemukid
- mail me cunt.Jnr_Madison
- cheer up, emu kid.emukid
- For goodness sakes, I will get you the entire album within a few hours. GIVE ME THE NAME.Jaline
- I meant the fucking album you want.. no just 'CUNT'Jnr_Madison
- What happened to your Waffles? Banned?Jaline
- It says it got deleted...Jaline
- cancer of the soulemukid
- It’s probably so bad that I already have it.MrOneHundred
- is it feist? I hope not********
- Well, email me if Jnr can't deliver the goods.Jaline
- I always deliver.Jnr_Madison
- ********0
also, early this fall before the complete destruction of the american economic system, when oil prices were rising, we had difficulty finding an oil company willing to lock in an oil price. We finally obtained a contract for 1500 gallons at 3.85 a gallon. Today the oil co let us buy out the contract for $400 and sign a new one at 2.55 a gallon. Today's oil delivery alone saved us almost the whole $400. AWESOME
- is this crude oil we are talking about?emukid
- heating oil********
- How much is it over there now?Jaline
- I heat the house with extra virgin olive oil********
- 2.55 a gallon, or 2.49, or somewhere around there********
- It actually went down for us. It's back to 70 - 75 cents now.Jaline
- For some reason. Maybe it's Alberta.Jaline
- That's crazy. When I was last in SF it was five bucks a gallon. Now it's half — probably still a bit more in cali...********
- Jaline0
haha, 40% of the people I invited to Waffles don't have accounts anymore.
- i have let you down. forgive me.emukid
- No, it's fine. They are pretty strict.Jaline
- still going strong on *what* thanks to the young afro’d one.MrOneHundred
- I seem to find different things on each site. Waffles still won't let me use that one invite I have left. I promised it to sureshot.Jaline
- I want waffles.ninjasavant
- Jnr_Madison0
Zip or RAR emo?
- i take it both waysemukid
- uploading now.Jnr_Madison
- My upload speed is fucking terrible.Jnr_Madison
- that's not the only thing terrible about you, cunt.emukid
- MrOneHundred0
Please tell me what the album is.
- I'll post the download link shortly.Jnr_Madison
- WHY? SO YOU CAN JUDGE ME? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? IS IT? it is? well okay then. no worries.emukid
- I want(ed) to know too.Jaline
- Ok kids, check mail.Jnr_Madison
- MrOneHundred0
I thought my erotic dream post would get more “traction”. Too tame for you weirdos, I guess.
- needed more broken glass and bloodemukid
- Kiss my pants.Jnr_Madison
- what color were the knickers?emukid
- It was pretty tame, to be honest. And a little creepy.Jaline
- Just kidding!
About the "honest" part!Jaline - I thought it was hot. Left plenty to the imagination. I thought chicks dug that.MrOneHundred
- chicks from the 60s maybe...emukid
- It was good, no worries.Jaline
- The chick in the dream loved it. Ah, wait... I see the problem now. Very good.MrOneHundred
- Jnr_Madison0
Oh fuck, MikeJ is back.
- He's infesting the Scarlett thread.Jaline
- He's infesting many threads today.********
- Jaline0
I swear, if DHL doesn't get here before I leave for vacation next Friday...
- I HATE DHL almost as much as I hate UPS.Jaline
- Didn’t they go belly-up?MrOneHundred
- I think so. Probably still working for Christmas?Jaline
- So much hate, Jaline.********
- ********0
this is no time of year for vacation
- Sure it is, just ask Chrysler...********
- hiJaline
- hai********
- Sure it is, just ask Chrysler...
- janne760
i am glad to see i spelled magnificent_ruin well at the bottom of this list: http://vormburo.nl/book/Particip…
- emukid0
this is brilliant fapping music. thank you jnr!
- Jnr_Madison0
I don't think Rand approves :/