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- _salisae_0
I've been in bed with stomach ache all day and not one of you offered to send me soup or nuthin.
- have some soup. It’s from a can, sorry.MrOneHundred
- I did enjoy rand's stories though_salisae_
- I'll send you Supe?
(Me.)******** - how bout a belly rub?********
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So I think spendogg and I are going to pick the best 10 out of the PSB of me and then let people vote on the winner. Kind of like the OSFA Championship and then I'll make a gift for the winner.
Does anyone else want to be on the board of ... picker ... of pictures?
- Excellent! I can taste that prize already! //MrOneHundred
- Just thinking of the prize?
Jizz my pants.******** - Winner gets a pair of my pants.********
- Man, you're going to have to go through 50 pages of images, aren't you...Jaline
- OOOHHH....well....th...Jaline
- nen...pants, you say...Jaline
- I”m thinking of the glory too, but, OH BOY! PANTS!MrOneHundred
- Jaline just made it ... to the BORED of Picker of Pictures.
OH!!!******** - *stares*Jaline
- To be honest, the Polar Bear one has my vote. I laugh so hard just thinking about it.********
- Greedo0
Emukid = gentleman & scholar.
- Jaline0
I have to get up in about 4-5 hours. Night!
- Good night. Sweet dreams.MrOneHundred
- Thanks. I haven't left yet. Damn Atheists thread!Jaline
- hah. Red rag to a bull.MrOneHundred
- locustsloth0
emukid saved my marriage
- i'll get my revenge on him after the holidayslocustsloth
- PonyBoy0
gotta catch a flight in 10 hours... have about 7-8 hours of work to finish up...
... bed... i'll see you next week I guess. :(
- MrOneHundred0
I sent out some festive greetings. If I missed anyone, better luck next year!
- Sir, anthrax-filled pipe bmbs are not "festive" even if you DO put a bow on them. Next time send candylocustsloth
- D’oh. I went through this a million times with my PA. You were supposed to get the buttplug!MrOneHundred
- Awwwww a buttplug?!?! *sniff i guess there really IS a Santie Clauslocustsloth
- Tell that to my Mother, I mean PA.MrOneHundred
- janne760
happy holiday greetings to all.
g'nite!
- PonyBoy0
help me.. .someone...
... have no clue what to do about my dog... i need a whisperererer...
5+ months ago... my dog was fine. Mind you she's 5 years old too... and I've had her since she was a puppy.
My older lazy prick of a brother decided he was just going to dump his dog at my home without asking me one day - figured I'd just deal with her. His dog is insane and needs mad discipline.
My dog... WAS disciplined and sweet... now she's evil as fuck. FUCKING EVIL... TO THE POINT OF BITING THE SHIT... TEARING AT MY FLESH...
... I have no clue what to do about her. I unloaded every evil word I could come up with until I threatened to take my bro's dog to the pound - after 4 months (2.5 months after I told him to get her the fuck out of my house)... he got rid of her...
...but I'm really really worried it was too late. My dog's disposition has completely changed and I'm literally afraid of her.
I tried to let her back in after my house after 2 days (she bit me pretty bad a couple of nights ago for no reason) - she seemed pretty kind and sweet today... glad to be back in... fucking bitch just about ripped my arm off again for no reason - backed me into a corner... i had to yell to my other brother to come grab her and pull her back away from me - she's now back outside...
... and I'm left clueless and pissed at my other brother... unhappy in my own fucking house once again with an evil-ass dog that I pretty much just want to put to sleep or have someone come take away because I'm completely scared shitless by her now.
- she's going to the vet in the a.m... giving my brothr a pocket of money to get some help asap - wish i wasn't leaving nowPonyBoy
- locustsloth0
Well, i'm off to pretend like i'm actually going to make a dent in my sleep-debt.
- MrOneHundred0
When the pecking order has been upset, all bets are off. Your dog needs to sink or swim at this point, and clearly she is trying to dominate you. You must stamp your authority over her AND your brother’s dog. Seek professional help and get your brother to pay half, and if he doesn’t, then threaten his pecking order.
- that's solid advice... and fortunately bro's dog is now gone(been about 3 weeks)... but i'm left with a twisted animal of my ownPonyBoy
- a former sweet lovable creaturePonyBoy
- and will be again.MrOneHundred
- MrOneHundred0
My sister is a world-renown dog breeder. Any QBN homosexuals might be familiar with her work. She breeds Yorkshire Terriers.
- That was a joke by the way, you homos.MrOneHundred
- But she does breed them and she is world-renown.MrOneHundred
- e-pill0
thanks for the holiday wishes mr100!!
back atcha!!!
-e- pleasure. Sorry for those who I inevitably missed.MrOneHundred
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this place saves my sanity sometimes.
- really? and here I was thinking... damn - that morilla is fucking NUTS!
:)PonyBoy - Yeah, I know. It says something huh?********
- really? and here I was thinking... damn - that morilla is fucking NUTS!
- MrOneHundred0
Ah, fuck!
Best wishes for the festive season morilla, JackRyan, forcetwelve, PonyBoy, airey.
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Happy Holidays to all and may all my fellow brothers and sisters be at peace during these times.
More Egg Nog Please!!!!
- Horp0
Bedeck not my day with false fortunes,
Imbibe not ye on fermented fruits,
No slaughter of foul must ye grant,
Nor root vegetables must ye fyre.No giving of trinkets must there be,
no crowns of false provenance shall be worn,
no trumpets must unfurl at the lips of merriment,
and let no man rest in chairs of arms.Let not the sacred pullover be worn,
Let not thy woven slipper be shod,
Let not thy hands make men of ice, nor balls of war,
Let not they children gayly trounce upon sleds.Most of all though, let not any christmas pudding come anywhere near me, that shit's pure horrible yo!
- Baby Jesus, speaking unto Chossy in a dream.