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- canuck0
Man cannot live on spuds alone.
- 7point340
i get home in the evening and start cooking dinner.
usually i am so hungry that while i cook, i snack.
by the time dinner is ready i am not usually that hungry, but i am american so i eat that too. i spend the rest of the night loosening my belt buckle... oh and polluting. we do that too.
- You forgot to mention the six pack you polish off.canuck
- ha ha funny post, hey look at that american polluting that river of cocks.chossy
- http://awake.graphic…7point34
- chossy0
he he I bet first time you ate 'the little one's' food you were racked with guilt. Nowadays I bet you eat half her ice creams and most of her child food paste meals.
- Horp0
I still feel bad and rarely do. I only eat a bag of her special organic snack puffs (all healthy, no shite) liek tonight of there's another bag for her tomorrow and I can go and get stocks from the healthfood vegetarian hippy CND peacenik save Tobet shop.
To accompany our bake potatos we have cheese and beans. Shit eh.
I grew quite an impressive gut over Christmas so the gwifey is stopping me eating manly meals until its all gone. Its neary gone now thank fuck.
- ********0
Off to the summer house, -12 Celsius and lots of snow!
Couldn't be better!See you again on Friday
- _salisae_0
I don't usually have bad luck but this week has been screwy from my grabbing the wrong checkbook. Just missed a client call because my phone service was cut minutes before the scheduled meeting. Now the meeting has been postponed because they've become too busy to work on the project just now (it's a promo piece for them) – which could be the truth or it could be them going 'okay let's move onto someone else with active phone service'. :(
- That sucks duder. Did they just turn it off without warning? When I forget the usually give me a few weeks.********
- will someone call my phone and tell me waht the message says? temporarily disconnected?_salisae_
- 310.592.5081 – she said she couldn't place the call for some reason but i want to know if the why is actually blatant_salisae_
- i had no past dues aside from the one bill – such a pain. :(_salisae_
- okay it says 'the person you are tryingn to reach is not accepting calls' – that's ambiguous enough for me_salisae_
- Damn that was quick. On your end and the pick-up when it says the person is not accepting calls.********
- That fucking ding to start it off almost made me throw my phone, hahah.********
- at least i'm not in the victorian bushfire being pummled by walls of flames_salisae_
- You always look on teh brite side of life Shari.********
- That sucks duder. Did they just turn it off without warning? When I forget the usually give me a few weeks.
- ********0
I swear this fucking jackass' cologne is making me actually sick.
Just smelling it makes me feel like I'm getting a cold in that it causes my throat to hurt, my muscles to get sore in my back, and my nose run uncontrollably and ruins me from being able to smell anything else.
This is fucking brutal.
This is g-ddamn brutal!
- calvin klein mung™7point34
- and yet you can drink ungodly amount of alcohol and be just fine the next day._salisae_
- Mung would smell better than this.********
- Haha well that took years of practice. Plus alcohol smells like the nectar of the g-ds, not the innards of deceased beached whale.********
- beached whale.********
- punt himJaline
- Return of the Gimmering Banshee.Horp
- cosmoo0
herro all
- moamoa0
just for jnr.
- ********0
no idea why you like hdr that much
- http://www.qbn.com/t…moamoa
- well at the end I changed my point of viewmoamoa
- http://www.jmg-galle…********
- hehemoamoa
- Horp0
Hello Salisae.
- e-pill0
40400SFAS
- canuck0
I can't wait for 40404
- 7point340
actual help desk email from my company:
"How do we get the following errors on my PCR web page corrected? If I am paying for the site, then it should be correct and not have the programing errors. I met with my web page designer in Florida this weekend and he share this with me. He did the Transformer trailer that was shown for the Super Bowl (plus the Movie), he is doing work the majority of the work on the new Star Trek, Star Wars and Harry Potter movies that are coming out. He also just got the contract for the let to be started Transformer III. I think he knows what his stuff. He also did most of the work on the Lord of The Rings Trilogy. His name is Dan Serrano, owner of Dream Lynx Digital Studios. "
- what were the errors?.chossy
- haha it was just old code. we had just rolled out brand new valid code and he was more concerned with name dropping7point34
- dan serrano is a busy man7point34
- HAHAHHA
http://dreamlynxdigi…
mouse over the Enter Imagination buttonlocustsloth - What the fuck?! I'd send an e-mail back saying that before you can fix the programming errors, their grammar errors need to be fixed first.********
- need to be fixed first.********
- haha yeah i told my boss i could barely understand the email. his response: "well, he has had a stroke"7point34
- hahah wtf?7point34
- ajfdlksjkls hahahahah!@@#********
- wtf!Jaline
- ********0
4044
- ********0
40404
- _salisae_0
i think horp placed a hex on me. it's the only assumption that makes any sense. he never says hello to me.
- ignore that elitist fuckhat.********
- with his fancy ways.********
- Hello Paul.Horp
- Hex on you now too.Horp
- hi horp. how's it going?********
- another one? pffft.********
- His oddFancy Ways.********
- i wonder if he's our first schizophrenic_salisae_
- Its going well thanks. Only 18 hours and 35 minutes until Migration Manager tells me it failed.Horp
- No he's not Shari, I'm your first schitzophrenic.Horp
- where are you migrating to? wales? the lake district?********
- < A schitzophrenia joke.Horp
- there's only two andy gorams, there's only two andy gorams.********
- From my old G5 to a new MacPro.Horp
- i know you're the one i'm talking to FREAK_salisae_
- oh. that doesn't sound like much fun.********
- talking to horp i mean.********
- too bad you're cursed with way too many unorganized and rather large files. migration took me about 4 hours._salisae_
- i find a quick and easy migration is something to be a little smug about too.********
- Shari, you didn't get my Schitzo joke, please go back and review. But yes, too many big files. iphoto is full of layered psds.Horp
- psd files.Horp
- actually i did get your joke .. sorry i didn't mark that with the HAHA though it did make me laugh_salisae_
- i was pretending to try and talk sense into the one who was saying it was the other guy. oh dear god._salisae_
- Oh right, I understand now. It was me who didn't get my joke. And me.Horp
- HI-HO SILVER********
- ignore that elitist fuckhat.
- Horp0
Dear Sir, regarding your recent helpdesk email regarding errors on your PCR webpage, my best friend at school is now an advanced combat engineering designer and has actually built a working Ed209 from Robocop using washing machine servos. It actually fires ballbearings up to 20ft. If you don't quit bitching, I'll stick whitewashed rocks up your arse and fuck your grandmother live on TV"
- kelpie0
^ he looks like a jolly chap