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- emukid0
the cashier at the grocery store just asked me if the doubleshot espressos were any good. i told her they were wonderful and she should try it. and if they weren't good i wouldn't buy 12 at a time. i think she wants me.
- it was between this post or something about eating cereal. i am running on fumes here.emukid
- NotByHand0
What's up with the "QBN - The Movie"-thread? Is it the new home for "that certain" demographic of NT'ers, through which they funnel their juvenile ideas?
* heads over to that thread to post pictures of myself in a Boba Fett outfit
- Oddblog would have soaked them all up. You had your chance, now they run free.Horp
- pantone0
Dear Blog,
I think I have restless leg syndrome.
- you typed that with your foot didn't you?7point34
- Yes, the one attached to my restless leg.pantone
- i want to make a joke about pantsemukid
- BPE********
- i did as well, emu. i did as well7point34
- I don't think people understand how annoying RLS is to those around them, haha.********
- One of my legs is constantly moving whenever I am fully conscious, and even when I sleep I move about sometimes.********
- People on first meeting me, think I'm nervous for some reason. Then those who get to know me marvel at how it never stops.********
- stops and then there are my friends who constantly make fun of it. I don't really have RLS I think though.********
- Just too much damn energy to know what to do with.********
- People hate sleeping near me because until I hit REM it's like putting quarters in the vibrating bed.********
- I can concentrate and have them stop at times, but it's really not worth the effort.********
- I'd also like to add that having this happen to you coupled with a migraine exacerbates the situation immensely, haha.********
- However, coupling this with cluster headaches seems to be a g-ddsend in an otherwise suicidal tendency moment.********
- ********0
i'm off.
- emukid0
having run out of space on the left desktop screen, i have now started saving things on the right screen. if i run out of space again, i may have to get a third monitor.
- ********0
i'm still here, wtf
- Horp0
The other thing I should add is that Marrakesh Souk is miles and miles of labrynthine alleyways and you could get lost and be in there for days. We were staying over and had back packs but hadn't figured it was going to be so hard to find the 'hotel'.
Everything about Morrocco makes runny poop want to fall out of yer clink and we hadn't managed to visit a toilette all day. I was holding back a gallon of home made soup and had been walking round Marrakesh for miles like C3PO all day. Its hard to run without spilling it mind you, so after the chase it wasn't pleasant in the freshness stakes when we finally the hotel to undress and wash.
I'll say no more.
File under: "As Good As Shat Myself"
- e-pill0
being sued for posting on QBN, too funny!!!
- ********0
Smash it up, you can keep your krishna burgers
Smash it up, and your glastonbury hippies
Smash it up, you can stick your frothy lager
Smash it up, and your blow wave hairstyles
- ********0
who is robby?
- NotByHand0
Rob = Lloyd, Uberdesigner... etc.
- ********0
right, hang on, we have another one. now where did i put my coke, fedex and macdonalds logos.
- MrOneHundred0
Well, I’m stuck six pages back hearing about Jaline’s eStalkers™ and vespa’s shinola (it’s some kind of cereal, I believe), and various QBNers in a river of dicks, and I have to say that in this wonderful digital age in which we find ourselves, Australia is more distant and remote than at any other time in history. The world IS getting smaller – it’s all bunching up in the direction away from here.
- this is a magnificent obervation********
- jaline has stalkers? I can't keep up********
- this is a magnificent obervation
- Jaline0
NotByHand, you're hawt and your name is hawt.
- is everybody else on some private network I don't know about?********
- I often get that feeling.MrOneHundred
- He's feeling down, I heard.Jaline
- are we the only 2 people here?********
- what's his name?********
- Rene.Jaline
- Make that three, rand.********
- It was like on the previous page!Jaline
- Que? What's on the previous page?? We can't be expected to read backwards.....********
- NotByHand's post about how he wanted to be cheered up.Jaline
- he said his name was Rene and he was hawt?********
- Say Rand, isn't your name Rene too?********
- is everybody else on some private network I don't know about?
- MrOneHundred0
And I missed talking about eating little ones’ food!!
Anytime they go to a party and get a lolly bag to take home, the missus and I wordlessly divide up the spoils and put off the wee ones until they (the spoils) are gone and forgotten.
- ********0
I forgot to mention, yesterday I received the cuntfordshire prize of 250,000 annually for the rest of my life
- I've decided to quit working********
- Call this your job. I do.MrOneHundred
- high five! i am coming overemukid
- good point********
- I'll break out the H********
- Have an H party, then turn it into a P party. You’ve got nothing better to do.MrOneHundred
- I've decided to quit working