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- kelpie0
hello horp
- gypsy cursekelpie
- What, gypsy curse as in having a mensy?Horp
- that would explain things even more horp is a schizophrenic change over with heavy menses_salisae_
- which allows him around 7 variations of personality_salisae_
- okay sorry i'm acting like i'm in the 3rd grade. going outside to play now. see ya._salisae_
- ********0
have a good weekend
- kelpie0
actually I was once cursed by a gypsy in barcelona, she wanted change for her kid, but I only had the food, so I offered her food, then she spat on the ground and started jabbering in roma and it was quite clearly a gypsy curse.
That was the holiday that later on included me having a massive fall out with my girlfriend in the the tate modern and making her cry
- where in barcelona is she? i might see her in march********
- they hang around the sagrada being catholic as fuck, dressed in black robes, clutching childrenkelpie
- where in barcelona is she? i might see her in march
- cosmoo0
MAZEL TOV!
- Horp0
In the middle of Marrakesh, in the middle of the night when they'd set up their boiled sheep's head street cafés and all the gypos were out in full FX, my delicate female holiday partner got a henna tattoo off a wizened old harriden who then multiplied the price by about ten come payment time. We refused to pay (we had agreed visually how much up front) and she immediately launched into a Channel4 News style mad muslim crazylady verbal explosion and started thrashing at my partner's tits with her nasty orrible rusty old horse syringe she was using for the tattoo. She really really really wanted to stab her tits. It was horrible. We ran and the woman's screams got a mob of crazies up to full bloodlust within seconds. We were chased right out into the desert/scrubland about half a mile outside Marrakesh and they only gave up then because there was no light and we hid.
- Sorry, my point was:
Mad Arabic gypsy curse.Horp - fucking hell.********
- I know, I've told you this story about 15 times haven't I? It seemed familar as I wrtoe it.Horp
- I'll cross it off my list of anecdotes.Horp
- On the upside though, the drama increases with every new version.Horp
- i had never heard it.********
- Sorry, my point was:
- ********0
wavvves--anybody like em?
- ********0
I am like pigpen in peanuts, only instead of dirt, it is a cloud of bad vibes, toxic waste, radiation and soul killing negativity
- Please don't poop on my head.canuck
- You can't kill what you never had. In other words, we here are all safelocustsloth
- aside from this, I'm not a bad person********
- I thought that said pigeon.canuck
- HAHAHAHA hahaha ha heh.. heh... eh.... hmm ......
mmm...
*expires7point34 - Whats up with you Rand?Horp
- holy shit, i just caused a server error********
- He's been hanging out with emu.canuck
- It did say pigeon********
- chossy0
Kelpie : how the fuck are you going to make a lady cry in an art place (that takes a special kind of ability to do that)
Horp : oh my god, I would have fucking roundhoused that lady with the syringe yo!
734 : GFY
- kelpie0
Chossy : that holiday went south after the gypsy curse and we temporarily hated each other by then. We were good at fighting.
Horp : Fucking hell man, that's the worst arab nightmare anecdote I've ever heard.
734 : GFY
- NotByHand0
Can't one of you tell me something uplifting - I'm emotionally needy today, and a tad overwhelmed with my current workload.
Just lie to me.
- chossy0
awwww 734 that's funny thats for making me laugh :) sorry pal.
- chossy0
WHOLLY SHIT!!!! :D HE HE HE
easy scene!!! god what did you call the crew you rolled with skt?. I don't remember anything except it had easy scene at the end which is basically the most perfect comedy I have ever read :D thanks for that skt he he.
- all i remember is easy scene now too chossy. good times.********
- all i remember is easy scene now too chossy. good times.
- ********0
haha
- chossy0
ha ha ha love the bit near the end everyone wants to have sex with you.
- emukid0
i like you notbyhand. i think you are awesome.